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    Banned because speaking of sexual, here's a song:

    Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens In this world You don't know how to express yourself So you just gotta sing
    I just had sex and it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex and I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-having-sex ways of the past
    Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis A girl let me do it, it literally just happened Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest
    Never guess where I just came from, I had sex If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done
    Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? Had sex undressed, saw her boobies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever, now sing
    I just had sex and it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her I want to tell the world
    To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't even really make sense, but, man, screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thing, she could be my wife That good? The best thirty seconds of my life
    I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtle-neck sweater
    So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We want to thank you all for letting us **** you
    She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex) I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex) She put a bag on my head (Still counts)
    I just had sex and my dreams came true (Dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you're qualified to sing with me
    I just had sex (Everybody sing) And it felt so good (We all had sex) (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (I want to tell the world) I just had sex and I'll never go back (No, no, no) To the not-having-sex ways of the past

    You die if you can't guess the song

    Edit: fail at copy and pasting
    I can smell u

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    banned because this is a sexual song right here
    You'll never meet my mom, strings will never be attached
    We'll always get along, cause it doesn't have to last
    And anytime I call, you don't have to call me back
    I'm never gonna fall, but I'm never hard to catch!

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    She says she's cool with it, she's down with it
    There's nothing wrong with it, cause it's easier this way
    She's so cool with it, she's down with it
    There's nothing wrong with it, don't want it any other way!

    [Chorus:]
    It's just your typical, hardcore, casual sex
    We're single but we're lovers, crazy for each other
    Just your typical, hardcore, casual sex
    We're wild under the covers, crazy for each other!

    We don't have to go on dates, you don't have to like my friends
    I won't get in your face when you're making other plans
    If you're tired of the taste, you can try another blend
    My heart will never break, I'm just here to break a sweat

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    That's why she's cool with it, she's down with it
    There's nothing wrong with it, cause it's easier this way
    She's so cool with it, she's down with it
    There's nothing wrong with it, don't want it any other way!

    [Chorus:]
    It's just your typical, hardcore, casual sex
    We're single but we're lovers, crazy for each other
    Just your typical, hardcore, casual sex
    We're wild under the covers, crazy for each other!

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    She's so cool with it, she's down with it
    There's nothing wrong with it, cause it's easier this way
    She's so cool with it, she's down with it
    There's nothing wrong with it, don't want it any other way!

    [Chorus:]
    It's just your typical, hardcore, casual sex
    We're single but we're lovers, crazy for each other
    Just your typical, hardcore, casual sex
    We're wild under the covers, crazy for each other!

    Everybody wants a lover like that
    Fire under the covers, crazy for each other
    Everybody wants a lover like that
    Fire under the covers, crazy for each other!

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    Banned for not guessing the lyrics, *shoots with crossbow while flying at you with a hang-glider*
    I can smell u

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    banned because you missed

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    Banned because I didn't, the feather sticking out of your face agrees
    I can smell u

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    banned cause now here's a better song I like:

    Once upon time
    A few mistakes ago
    I was in your sights
    You got me alone
    You found me
    You found me
    You found me

    I guess you didn't care
    And I guess I liked that
    And when I fell hard
    You took a step back
    Without me, without me, without me

    And he's long gone
    When he's next to me
    And I realize the blame is on me

    Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    So shame on me now
    Flew me to places i'd never been
    Till you put me down oh
    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    So shame on me now
    Flew me to places i'd never been
    Now i'm lying on the cold hard ground
    Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
    Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

    No apologies
    He'll never see you cry
    Pretend he doesn't know
    That he's the reason why
    You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning

    And I heard you moved on
    From whispers on the street
    A new notch in your belt
    Is all I'll ever be
    And now I see, now I see, now I see
    He was long gone
    When he met me
    And I realize the joke is on me

    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    So shame on me now
    Flew me to places i'd never been
    Till you put me down oh
    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    So shame on me now
    Flew me to places i'd never been
    Now i'm lying on the cold hard ground
    Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
    Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

    When your sadest fear comes creeping in
    That you never loved me or her or anyone or anything
    Yeah

    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    So shame on me now
    Flew me to places I'd never been
    Till you put me down oh
    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    So shame on me now
    Flew me to places i'd never been
    Now i'm lying on the cold hard ground
    Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
    Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    Trouble, trouble, trouble
    I knew you were trouble when you walked in
    Trouble, trouble, trouble!

    May the odds be EVER in your favor
    Credit to Eeveelover824 for this sig and credit to RondezView for the pink pikachu
    If you are a true Swiftie (a Taylor Swift fan) like me and not scared to show it, "Drop Everything Now" and copy and paste in your signature.

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    Banned for posting a song that I can't read because too many words with unreadable text because of the color
    I can smell u

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    banned for not knowing the song
    May the odds be EVER in your favor
    Credit to Eeveelover824 for this sig and credit to RondezView for the pink pikachu
    If you are a true Swiftie (a Taylor Swift fan) like me and not scared to show it, "Drop Everything Now" and copy and paste in your signature.

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    Banned because I probably do I'm just too lazy to read it since it's hard to read
    I can smell u

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    Banned for being too lazy to read it.
    Indigohex is a retired fifty-three star surgeon-general who wishes that the Australian version of I Am A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here would get cancelled within less than a second of starting. The views reflected in the posts above and below this post does not necessarily reflect the views of Serebii.net, its owners or shareholders.

    Indigohex: Serebii.net Forums' Voice

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    Banned for calling me out on my laziness.

    Go to hell :P

    Just kidding, just kidding, don't go to hell
    Last edited by Colt45; 10th March 2013 at 7:23 AM.
    I can smell u

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    Banned for one-word ban
    I can smell u

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    Banned because that lime green Dialga is an eyesore.
    Under Construction

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    banned because your face is an eyesore
    I can smell u

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    Banned because funny enough, you're probably correct.
    Under Construction

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    Banned because sorry
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    Banned for tall sig.

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    banned cuz I got it checked :P
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    Banned because I'm sure you did.

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    Banned for being a dog. I hope either you're potty trained, or you have a laptop outside.
    I can smell u

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    Banned because I didn't realize I double posted.

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    Banned because I forgot to shoot you with a crossbow.
    I can smell u

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    Banned for having that kind of intention.

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    Banned for not knowing I always shoot ninjas with a crossbow.
    I can smell u

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