That's quite a story.Banned because long ago, the universe was made by Lord Slingshot a.k.a the Big Bang. Life came into the Earth as monkeys originally. The monkeys eventually evolved into the human race as we know it. Over time, humans made more humans through a simple process that is a dangerous task to do. Most died from opposing armies and villages were swept by Volcano Vesuvias. Today we now hold seven continents + Canada. Humans have gained a significant amount of stupidity from doing meth instead of math to hanging in strip clubs 24/7. The world's resources are dwindling and we will soon face chaos. As you can see here the planets are aligning themselves on September 13th, 2014 and the apocalypse will soon begin by wiping all those who live in Canada that was born on that date first. Then they will be taken to heaven and shall have fun. Yay! But those who were on Santa's naughty list shall go to hell and suffer. However when suffering, they will receive a lifetime trip to the Bermuda Triangle. Heaven is said to be a land of nachos. Then Mars shall create new life where there are two new genders called Gemale and Tescale. These are the opposites of men and women and are said to hold a secret. That secret is to be revealed when men and women hold each others hands and say "Release the Slingle Bells".
Banned for cute kitty thing.