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    Question You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...

    Okay, how this works is you list funny things a dumb trainer would do.Keep count of things, okay?
    -Serebii rules apply.
    -No limit to it....except for mentioning things aganst Serebii rules.
    Shall we begin?
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUMB POKEMON TRAINER IF...
    1)You swallowed a Pokeball with Snorlax in it.
    2)You cry because the Cyndaquil you got is on fire.
    3)You hacked your Arceus to learn Splash via TM
    4)Your Watchog is cross-eyed.
    5)Ash is your best friend
    6)You ate your Oddish because you thought it was a radish.
    7)You steal Team Rocket's pokemon.(I hate ppl who do this -_-)
    8)You rely on your Magikarp to use Roar of Time to stop the world.
    9)You're scared to use Porygon because he might give you a seizure.(Ohh, but Pikachu's just fine!)
    10)You fry your Bad Egg
    11)You waited behind the old man forever for Battle Frontier.
    12)Your bike is modified to look like a Kyogre
    13)You can't beat up Joey's Ratatta.
    But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi

    He's freaking hot.

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    You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...
    1) You used a master ball to catch magikarp
    2) You think Iris is a pokemon *BW02*

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    You think Ash is actually a good trainer

    You find Jynx racist
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    You try to get buff because Machoke is your role model.
    Your Pikachu has Thunder Shock, Thunder Wave, Thunderbolt, and Thunder.
    You bred Wailord with Seedot
    You added Gary Oak's data to the Pokedex
    The Master Ball you got was fed to the Munchlax.
    You see your badges as "Rotten garbage, Pokemon League MY BUTT!"
    But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi

    He's freaking hot.

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    You think joltik is as big as a wailord.
    You face red with only a team of magikarp
    Gone foREVer. Goodbye.

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    ...if you want to be taken seriously with Flareon on your competitive team.
    ...if you give every Pokemon an HM.

    I'm back, baby.

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    28) If your mew knows 4 HM's.
    TODAY I DRANK PICKLE JUICE.
    It was pretty good.

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    You think sunkern is a source of food
    Gone foREVer. Goodbye.

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    30) You try to evolve your eevee into leafeon with a leaf stone.
    TODAY I DRANK PICKLE JUICE.
    It was pretty good.

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    If you think of Sunkern as anything.

    If you try to eat Vanillish/Reuniclus.

    My Friend Safari is Light type.

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    You try to teach your Magikarp Hyper Beam

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    34) If your Typhlosion has 3 Fire moves

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    You find Lickitung ugly
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by PikaPika677 View Post
    34) If your Typhlosion has 3 Fire moves
    Dude my typhlosion has sunny day, eruption, and flamethrower, along with solarbeam. It's amazing and rarely dies in wifi matches.
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    You throw a pokeball at your ex so they can't leave you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loreni333 View Post
    28) If your mew knows 4 HM's.
    Who?Me?No, I didn't.....(idid)

    You give the command:Bulbasaur!WHIIIIRLWIIIIND!!!(coughcoughash coughcough)
    You think Gary Oak is mean, so so is PROFESSOR OAK!AHHHH!
    You find Prof. Oak sexist because he asks you if you're a boy or a girl.
    But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi

    He's freaking hot.

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    ...if you haven't touched the game in months, but say you got a shiny last week.

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    You value shinies over perfect pokemon.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    You warn your opponent:"Beware, I have an Exeggutor!"
    The Garbodors are lecturing you on hygiene.
    You bred two Nidoran♂s.....and it worked.
    The Pikachu from Prof. Oak you got doesn't like you....and still doesn't.
    YOU CAUGHT AN IRIS! 8D
    But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi

    He's freaking hot.

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    you search endlessly for a strawberry vanilluxe

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    You think all the controvesity towards Pokemon is justified.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    You think that your Charizard will get you through EVERYTHING...
    But you have to admit, for a part-time Nazi

    He's freaking hot.

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    When you think that ANY pokemon thats not legendary, Psuedo-Legendary, uber, or a starter is garbage and should not be used.
    When You thought you evolve Eevee into Espeon/Umbreon with a sun/moon stone...
    When you try to scrape off the ditto off of your shoe that you stepped on, thinking it was gum...
    When you poke a sleeping beartic...with a branding rod!
    When you throw your Roggenrola like a bowling ball, shouting "Rock and roll!!"
    When you only class Gothita and its evolutions as "That Goth pokemon"
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    ^ Choclate Vanilluxe

    You can climb a small ledge

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    You only win with ubers.
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