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    When Emboar can learn Grass Knot.
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    The fact Pokemon haven't been killed by a Pokemon like Snorlax using Body Slam. Even worse, a Heavy Slam from an Aggron, Steelix, and Wailord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YokoKurama View Post
    The fact Pokemon haven't been killed by a Pokemon like Snorlax using Body Slam. Even worse, a Heavy Slam from an Aggron, Steelix, and Wailord.
    Don't forget a Ramparados Head Smash. That would kill you 100 times over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ciel View Post
    Don't forget a Ramparados Head Smash. That would kill you 100 times over.
    Yeah but it is too slow to utilize it unless you Scarf it

    How do Pokemon learn from a CD called a TM?
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    RIP Ash's dreams.
    Who cares about his dream, the only character that should be feeling crushed right now is the Furfrou guy. Dude put all of his faith in Ash.

    He looked like a male prostitute too, so he's probably crying his eyes out while standing around in shady street corners, which is bad for business because customers will be weirded out. Ash ruined his dreams and his job, what a terrible person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duranteater View Post
    Yeah but it is too slow to utilize it unless you Scarf it

    How do Pokemon learn from a CD called a TM?
    Trainer puts it in a DVD player. The question is, where does he/she get the DVD player, when it needs to charged from all that traveling? o.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by YokoKurama View Post
    Trainer puts it in a DVD player. The question is, where does he/she get the DVD player, when it needs to charged from all that traveling? o.O
    Um, that's just odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ciel View Post
    Um, that's just odd.
    Pokemon is odd when you think about it.

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    But the player doesn't even own one which is weird in my opinion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cevil View Post
    RIP Ash's dreams.
    Who cares about his dream, the only character that should be feeling crushed right now is the Furfrou guy. Dude put all of his faith in Ash.

    He looked like a male prostitute too, so he's probably crying his eyes out while standing around in shady street corners, which is bad for business because customers will be weirded out. Ash ruined his dreams and his job, what a terrible person.

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    About the TM thing, the player just throws it at the pokémon, breaking the TM, but also making the pokémon so angry it uses the movwe that the description of the TM had. TMs in Unova and HMs are made of a mixture of Diamonds, Pearls and Platinum, so they don't break when you throw it at your pokémon, it does hurt a little though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by viker2 View Post
    How a ten-year old can catch arceus, the deity of pokemon
    Because Arceus isn't a god, he's just a Pokemon. An incredibly powerful Pokemon with the ability to create things; sure. But he's not a god, and as such, he is bound to the same rules and physiological limitations as any other Pokemon.
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    Listen, you gotta remember these things; always avoid claims of Fennekin being (or becoming) part Fighting-type, don't tick off mods, and NEVER (and I mean NEVER!) suggest that Arceus is the God of Pokemon when Endolise is online. If you somehow make this mistake, run for the hills before he attempts to murder you via tongue lashing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VideoGamer17 View Post
    how when your on a bw route and the trainers never leave their spots year round. especially when it's snowing , their just standing there. -__-
    That's why they repeat the same words over and over again. No wonder they went nuts after being outside with the bad weather all year round!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YokoKurama View Post
    The fact Pokemon haven't been killed by a Pokemon like Snorlax using Body Slam. Even worse, a Heavy Slam from an Aggron, Steelix, and Wailord.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ciel View Post
    Don't forget a Ramparados Head Smash. That would kill you 100 times over.
    Pokemon don't die b/c of pokemon battle.

    Just like Vampire won't die of a car crash.*
    Twilight reference o.O I hate Twilight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutty Flam View Post
    Pokemon don't die b/c of pokemon battle.

    Just like Vampire won't die of a car crash.*
    Twilight reference o.O I hate Twilight.

    True, it's friendly. But, if it were in the wild. It'll be different.

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    Not really, unless they're after their preys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutty Flam View Post
    Not really, unless they're after their preys.

    Like Metagross' Pokedex entry. I know Pokedex entries shouldn't be trusted, but it says "When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach." That's horrible. D:

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    I didn't know Metagross has a mouth on its stomach.. o.O

    Someone search for the pic..

    EDIT: FOUND http://blog.idesofmerch.com/2008_04_01_archive.html But I can't see the mouth..
    Last edited by Cutty; 19th September 2012 at 3:03 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutty Flam View Post

    I didn't know Metagross has a mouth on its stomach.. o.O

    Someone search for the pic..

    EDIT: FOUND http://blog.idesofmerch.com/2008_04_01_archive.html But I can't see the mouth..
    I see it. It's open, Am I looking at the right Metagross picture?

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    Yeah, just scroll down.
    It's got only one mouth. Maybe b/c the mouth is near its belly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TouyaBlack View Post
    When Emboar can learn Grass Knot.
    and scald .


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    Why does every Nurse in each of Unova's Pokémon Centers say the exact same thing when you go heal your Pokémon?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishing Star View Post
    Why does every Nurse in each of Unova's Pokémon Centers say the exact same thing when you go heal your Pokémon?
    Company policy.

    "Hello, welcome to such-and-such, may I take your order?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Endolise View Post
    Company policy.

    "Hello, welcome to such-and-such, may I take your order?"
    You'd figure that at least there'd be some variance. I'd expect some Nurses to say "Hello, and welcome the Pokémon Center. We restore your tired Pokémon to full health," and others to say "Hello young trainer, welcome to [place]'s Pokémon Center, where you can restore your Pokémon to full health" or something like that.





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    ^GF can do that, but maybe they think it's not really important. You're still gonna visit PC anyway.


    Or simply because nurse Joy clones say the same exact thing.

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    Old, but still. How you can dive in a pile of fallen leaves, and how you can dig in a Subway.

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    machamps can do 1,000 punches in two seconds

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