Corrupted Wish 5.0

[duh]

Can't seem to find the last one anywhere, might as well start it again. The last one died out months ago. Also updating the OP a little..

Rules:
-All SPPf General Rules and Game Rules apply (obviously)
- Don't make wishes or corrupt wishes in a way that insults other members
- Don't make any wishes or corrupt wishes that are inappropriate/sexual
- You can corrupt up to the last three posts, but quote them if you're corrupting multiple posts

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Example:
"I wish for a pony."
"Granted: you get a pony for your 18th birthday! It greets you by kicking you in the face and you fall into a coma. I wish I had a bajillion dollars."
"Granted: you're in jail for robbing a bank. I wish for a dog."

I wish for carrots.

[Colt45]

Granted, but you have to stick the carrots in your eyes, and use them as glasses.

I wish for pokemon to be real.

[your boss]

They destroy your home.

I wish to be the OP.

[FrostStorm]

Sure, but then the post Colt45 made would be partially incorrect, as you would not wish for carrots.

I wish for no more of this "Light", "Sound", and "Fairy" type theory.

[Colt45]

Granted, but instead you get the types themselves.

I wish for 100 more wishes!

[Raiden193]

You somehow use them all on corn. Yum, 100 corn cobs.

I wish my cat would love me. :<

[the black lugia]

granted it gives a big hug claws and all

i wish for ice-cream

[Lost Requiem]

Granted, it's a Vanillite!

I wish for Soda

[the black lugia]

i shall all liquids to including fuel magma and water

i wish garbordor wasn't real

[Lost Requiem]

Granted! You instead get something so ugly that it melts your face off

I wish for roses

[the black lugia]

it thorns kill you

i wish the next poster good luck

[jorge565]

Granted, but now you get none mwahaha
I wish to be able to fly

[the black lugia]

you now own a helicopter

i wish i had a working luigis mansion 2 that isn't region locked.

[Lost Requiem]

Granted, your 3DS snaps in half

I wish for Sylveon's type to be revealed already :/

[The DragonKnight]

Granted, but Sylveon will not appear in Gen 6. It will appear in Gen 7.

I wish for $20

[jorge565]

Granted, but its a counterfeit and you get thrown in jail
I wish that Magikarp could fly :3

[The DragonKnight]

Granted, but it gets shot out of a cannon and flies into your face.

I wish breeding my Pokemon in B2 was easier, without cheats.

[OceanicLanturn]

Granted, but it gets shot out of a cannon and flies into your face.

I wish breeding my Pokemon in B2 was easier, without cheats.

Granted. Now you can only get Magikarp eggs and you get them for every 5 steps you take.

I wish that I'll have inspiration for fics.

[Lost Requiem]

Granted, but then you're accused of plagiarism.

I wish for turtles

[jorge565]

Granted, but you getj torterra and you get squashed
I wish for a t-rex!!