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    Default Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

    The old one died, so here is a new one for you all.

    Welcome one and all to the mightiest gauntlet of all; destroy my block of bedrock! You may know the previous bedrocks from before, but they grew too strong. Morale was lost. People died for the cause. But enough about them. Join us as we once again go running head first into the mightiest of materials until nothing stands in our way.


    The Basics
    In this courageous fighting game, your mission is to defeat not one but many bedrock's from many lands near and far. Different themes make this game a warm welcoming experience for players old and new. The damage done to the bedrock depends on how strong your attack was. The damage done will be added up by professional tallyists until you finally get the bedrock to hit 0 health. How do you defeat the bedrock I hear you ask?? Do almost anything to the bedrock to finally destroy them, and put the remnants on your mantle, as we etch your name into the first post for other viewers to acknowledge your bravery and ingenuity in taking your very own bedrock down.

    Example here:

    I throw a rock at the bedrock
    Then for the tallying:

    Direct hit. Bedrock loses 4 HP


    Commandments (Rules)
    1) All SPPF rules apply.
    2) No flaming, trolling and spamming.
    3) Don't throw tallyists or other members or it will just be counted as 0.
    4) Never post the same attack twice or it will be 0'd and possibly reported for spam.
    5) Be inventive with your attacks! It can be anything and everything within reason!
    6) Have a great journey and be brave!

    Bedrock Challenge #2 - Tough to CrackRock

    So every time I've seen the bedrock go by, it always seems to get weaker as you go along...but what about the ones that get stronger? That's the case here, where the damage will start at 0-60, with the damage going down by 5 every 500 damage. This one has 4500 HP, so let's see how long it takes you to run through this one.

    Game on.


    Note to tallyists: When tallying, normally, damage will start at 0-5, then after 50 posts, 5 points will be added to the maximum damage cap, until the bedrock is beaten, when it shall reset. In special circumstances where damage caps vary, I will tell you beforehand when to increase/decrease the tallies.

    Tallyists:
    Fango Pango
    Erron Black
    Sketchie
    Trot Away
    Silver Chiko
    ShatterSoul

    If you want to help, VM me and I'll gladly add you to the list, help is always appreciated. Of course just because your a tallyist doesn't mean you can't do damage and chip away at the bedrock, but don't tally your own attacks.

    Mantlepiece of Champions:

    Arctic Tundrock - Tsukuyomi56



    Now what are you waiting for? ROCK ON!!
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    Bumping to top.

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    I headbutt the bedrock. Terrible idea, but I do it anyway.

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    Another Break the Bedrock game! It's been a while...Let's have a crack at it...

    I unleash a swarm of Dedenne to gnaw on the bedrock!
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    Ty for reviving this Fango, now to see if I can kill another bedrock.

    I make the bedrock give Donald Trump a small loan of a million dollars.

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    I unleash an Oni to beat up the Bedrock.

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    I sing near the bedrock and make it wish it were deaf
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    I tell the bedrock "Look, I know I kept putting your friends on the chopping block and all but they weren't being civilized so..." The bedrock then proceeds to have flashbacks of all of the bedrock slaughtering it's friends suffered through and cries in which the tears give the bedrock pain.

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    I toss the Bedrock off the Sky Pillar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.mime64 View Post
    I headbutt the bedrock. Terrible idea, but I do it anyway.
    Indeed terrible idea. 0 damage done to the Bedrock, 7 damage done to mr.mime64

    Quote Originally Posted by Trot Away View Post
    Another Break the Bedrock game! It's been a while...Let's have a crack at it...

    I unleash a swarm of Dedenne to gnaw on the bedrock!
    The bedrock doesn't appreciate this. -4

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverChiko View Post
    Ty for reviving this Fango, now to see if I can kill another bedrock.

    I make the bedrock give Donald Trump a small loan of a million dollars.
    Well now the bedrock is in debt to the banks. -5

    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukuyomi56 View Post
    I unleash an Oni to beat up the Bedrock.
    Oni loses interest quickly. -2

    Quote Originally Posted by HM02gon View Post
    I sing near the bedrock and make it wish it were deaf
    It's a rock. It is deaf. -1

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragalge View Post
    I tell the bedrock "Look, I know I kept putting your friends on the chopping block and all but they weren't being civilized so..." The bedrock then proceeds to have flashbacks of all of the bedrock slaughtering it's friends suffered through and cries in which the tears give the bedrock pain.
    No bedrock no cry. -0

    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukuyomi56 View Post
    I toss the Bedrock off the Sky Pillar.
    Yikes. -5


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    I feed the Bedrock what looks like an Oran Berry pie but is actually made with Oren Berries which instead damages the Bedrock.

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    I harass the Bedrock with Undertale references...
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    I have Fairy type Pokemon use Play Rough on the Bedrock.

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    *excited squeals* my favorite forum game is back! oh, happy day!

    i hug the bedrock. plot twist, i'm wearing spikes. so it's a sPIKE HUG.

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    I send a Magcargo army to attack the bedrock.

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    I throw bombs at the Bedrock.

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    I force the bedrock through my digestive system and the sewers where Acid Armor Muk await.
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    I start a crowdfund where 100 funders agree to hit the bedrock.

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    What!? The bedrock has returned! Arm yourselves!

    I grab my flail and smack the bedrock with it.


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    I throw Martin O'Malley at the Bedrock

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    I drop sooooo many memes on the bedrock.


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    I make the bedrock have a dinner party with Tony Abbott and Donald Trump, and make the bedrock pay for the dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukuyomi56 View Post
    I feed the Bedrock what looks like an Oran Berry pie but is actually made with Oren Berries which instead damages the Bedrock.
    The bedrock doesn't approve of such trickery. -4

    Quote Originally Posted by Trot Away View Post
    I harass the Bedrock with Undertale references...
    The bedrock called the authorities. -3, and you're asked to evacuate the premises.

    Quote Originally Posted by Monster Guy View Post
    I have Fairy type Pokemon use Play Rough on the Bedrock.
    Fun. -4

    Quote Originally Posted by Sketchie View Post
    *excited squeals* my favorite forum game is back! oh, happy day!

    i hug the bedrock. plot twist, i'm wearing spikes. so it's a sPIKE HUG.
    A HUG OF SPIKES AND DECEPTION I TELL YOU.-5

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverChiko View Post
    I send a Magcargo army to attack the bedrock.
    The Magcargos miss their target. -1 due to heat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukuyomi56 View Post
    I throw bombs at the Bedrock.
    Of course you do. -3

    Quote Originally Posted by SerenadingCelebi View Post
    I force the bedrock through my digestive system and the sewers where Acid Armor Muk await.
    Ewwwww. -4

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragalge View Post
    I start a crowdfund where 100 funders agree to hit the bedrock.
    The mightiest of foes. Kickstarter. -2

    Quote Originally Posted by General Nonsense View Post
    What!? The bedrock has returned! Arm yourselves!

    I grab my flail and smack the bedrock with it.
    The bedrock laughs at the word flail. -2

    Quote Originally Posted by mr.mime64 View Post
    I throw Martin O'Malley at the Bedrock
    Headshot. -1 to the bedrock, and now we're out of Martin O'Malleys

    Quote Originally Posted by General Nonsense View Post
    I drop sooooo many memes on the bedrock.
    Dank. -3

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverChiko View Post
    I make the bedrock have a dinner party with Tony Abbott and Donald Trump, and make the bedrock pay for the dinner.
    It's okay. The bedrock will just make a small loan of a million dollars to cover it. -2


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    I apply sledgehammer liberally.
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    I make the bedrock watch a montage of other bedrocks being destroyed in the most severe ways possible.
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