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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Sapphire Sceptile~ View Post
    Why do you keep putting emphasis on your heterosexuality? You can still fap to ponies even if you're straight.
    I think what he's trying to say is that he doesn't fap to ponies, even though he's straight, with the mental consensus being that straight men only watch MLP to fap...I think.
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    What if.. he's fapping to male ponies?

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    Look. What I'm basically saying:
    I watch the show, I don't fap to ponies.
    Other people watch the show, other [majority of] people do.


    Is it that hard to understand??
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adalricus View Post
    What if.. he's fapping to male ponies?
    The plot thickens! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! XP
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    Lmfao, because we all know imagining yourself having sex with cartoon ponies (for pleasure) makes you straight.
    Except I never said anything like that. Fapping to cartoons makes you a nutcase, but shouting "I'm straight" doesn't make it any less likely.

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    Shouting "I'm straight" will make people think you're gay.
    And who faps to ponies anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adalricus View Post
    Shouting "I'm straight" will make people think you're gay.
    And who faps to ponies anyway?
    I never screamed it out. I said it to get the point across, and for some reason people love taking me the wrong way.
    Seems like atleast 80 percent, dude.
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Genius View Post
    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    Seems like atleast 80 percent, dude.
    With the other 20% being rabid shippers. Like Golden Sun-level rabid. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoolAceKira View Post
    With the other 20% being rabid shippers. Like Golden Sun-level rabid. Seriously.
    I would say 19 percent, considering I'm the 1 percent that just watches the show.
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Genius View Post
    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    i'm around bronies almost everywhere i go..
    So you're there while they masturbate?


    There is something wrong with you, isn't there. I stated before I am a straight brony. STRAIGHT.
    I wasn't aware that straight people don't masturbate.

    Nothing you're saying is making sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jb08045 View Post
    So you're there while they masturbate?




    I wasn't aware that straight people don't masturbate.

    Nothing you're saying is making sense.
    Everything I say is making sense. Your just being an idiot at this point.
    No, I'm not I see them masturbate but it's a sure sign when they tell you.
    I'm saying straight people don't masturbate to ****ing ponies..

    At that, I don't even masturbate... What the hell...
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jb08045 View Post
    So you're there while they masturbate?




    I wasn't aware that straight people don't masturbate.

    Nothing you're saying is making sense.
    You know, a better way to prove this, have you ever gone to a brony site? Try it out and see what you find.
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Genius View Post
    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    WillsPokemon if you had even an ounce of common sense you would realise that no, what you're saying doesn't actually make sense. Making erroneous claims about a fandom is idiotic, and trying to pass off your observations as fact is equally as idiotic.

    The MLP fanbase is a little crazy at times, but they're not all pony-fapping freaks and claiming that 80% of them are because you hang around with some is ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    I would say 19 percent, considering I'm the 1 percent that just watches the show.
    I like how you're implying that you're the only one that doesn't just watch the show with your "1 percent" bs.

    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    Your just being an idiot at this point.
    Yet you're the one throwing out facts that are clearly wrong.

    No, I'm not I see them masturbate but it's a sure sign when they tell you.
    Please tell me what this is?
    I'm saying straight people don't masturbate to ****ing ponies..
    So if straight people don't, then who does?

    At that, I don't even masturbate... What the hell...
    ok

    You know, a better way to prove this, have you ever gone to a brony site? Try it out and see what you find
    I have, I've found a few crazy people but mostly people with common sense that appreciate the good concepts of the show.
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    Screw it. *Sits back and roasts some marshmallows*
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    [QUOTE=jb08045;14381770]I like how you're implying that you're the only one that doesn't just watch the show with your "1 percent" bs.

    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    Your just being an idiot at this point.
    Yet you're the one throwing out facts that are clearly wrong.
    Is this supposed to make me mad... because if so, your doing a good job.

    I JUST WATCH THE SHOW! Get that in your head. No more questions asked, nor any back talk.

    Tell you what it is? Hell.

    Homosexuals, Trisexuals, ect.

    Stop. Just, stop.



    Please tell me what this is?


    So if straight people don't, then who does?
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Genius View Post
    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    Hey guise, what's going on in this thre-



    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    Everything
    Can't tell if trolling or just spewing internet stereotypes. Go back and read jb's first reply.

    Also, do you even know what being straight means?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoolAceKira View Post
    Screw it. *Sits back and roasts some marshmallows*
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    [QUOTE=WillsPokemon;14381793]
    Quote Originally Posted by jb08045 View Post
    I like how you're implying that you're the only one that doesn't just watch the show with your "1 percent" bs.



    Is this supposed to make me mad... because if so, your doing a good job.

    I JUST WATCH THE SHOW! Get that in your head. No more questions asked, nor any back talk.

    Tell you what it is? Hell.

    Homosexuals, Trisexuals, ect.

    Stop. Just, stop.



    Please tell me what this is?


    So if straight people don't, then who does?
    What the absolute hell is this post.

    He's not accusing you of fapping to ponies, he's accusing you of making ridiculous claims about a fandom. Also why did you randomly say "homosexuals, trisexuals"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullkid1997 View Post
    Hey guise, what's going on this thre-





    Can't tell if trolling or just spewing internet stereotypes. Go back and read jb's first reply.

    Also, do you even know what being straight means?

    There is no way your calling me the troll here...
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Genius View Post
    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    [QUOTE=~Sapphire Sceptile~;14381813]
    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    What the absolute hell is this post.

    He's not accusing you of fapping to ponies, he's accusing you of making ridiculous claims about a fandom. Also why did you randomly say "homosexuals, trisexuals"?
    I was replying to his questions, smart one. But thanks, again.

    At that, sorry for the double post. But since people like replying like crazy...
    Grammar is important. Good grammar is the difference between, "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I'm helping my Uncle jack off a horse."
    So please, learn how to use it correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Genius View Post
    Why Combsuken looks like a penis. It doesn't help that he is a chicken and male chickens are called....well you know lol

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    [QUOTE=~Sapphire Sceptile~;14381813]
    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    What the absolute hell is this post.

    He's not accusing you of fapping to ponies, he's accusing you of making ridiculous claims about a fandom. Also why did you randomly say "homosexuals, trisexuals"?
    I'm afraid that with every post he's going to make this what-the-crap discussion worse No offense, Wills
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillsPokemon View Post
    Is this supposed to make me mad... because if so, your doing a good job.

    I JUST WATCH THE SHOW! Get that in your head. No more questions asked, nor any back talk.

    Tell you what it is? Hell.

    Homosexuals, Trisexuals, ect.

    Stop. Just, stop.



    Please tell me what this is?


    So if straight people don't, then who does?
    I'm not even sure how respond to this. Well...

    Is this supposed to make me mad... because if so, your doing a good job
    Not my fault you're wrong.

    I JUST WATCH THE SHOW! Get that in your head. No more questions asked, nor any back talk.
    So do hundreds of thousands of other people.

    Tell you what it is? Hell.
    Just stop.

    Homosexuals, Trisexuals, ect
    What!? Where did this come from? How can homosexual males masturbate to FEMALE ponies?

    Stop. Just, stop.
    You first.

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