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    43) Dressing up as a Bayleef, screaming "im using razor leaf!" and running around throwing leaves at customers and employees.
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    44) Beat up a hobo because he stole your Curious George fruit chews.


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    45) Run around with a teletubbies toy screaming "Oh my god this is great" (somebody must get that reference there)


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    46.)Checking out the female workers at Wal-mart. xD!
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    47) Suck on a Candy Cane until it becomes sharp

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    ^lol death rampage

    48) Be an employee and answer customer's questions with online answers, such as XD, XP.

    "Where can I find the toys aisle?"
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    49.) Trying to park your car into the store.
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    ^LOL i really laughed at that

    50) Roll naked through the parking lot in a shopping car saying, "Buy me for only $9,999,999 and get this shopping cart for free!"


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    51) take a toy and hit the employees with it


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    51)

    Stalk an employee, whenever they explain something, when they finish add on
    "In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!" in the creepy tone

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    52. Set all the battery operated toys to "motion sensor".

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    53) never flip over a cart, cover it with a towel, and sit underneath it. when people lift the towel to see what's up, yell at them and say "HEY! Jerk! I'm changing in here!"
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    54) Have sword fights using gift wrap tubes.

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    55.) Try on Women's clothing.
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    56.) Put up a store or a stand, with an advertisement saying "Want Genuine Products? We have Genuine Fake Products!"

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    57) Put mentos into coca cola and run around screaming "A VOLCANO IS ERUPTING!!! EVERYONE EVACUATE!!!!!!"
    58) Go inside a shopping cart put a sheet on a stick pretending its a sail and row around the store pretending your on the seas and when someone passes by say "What are you doing on these vast seas lad?!"
    59) Put a paper bag over your head that has the troll face on it and run around screaming "U MAD BRO!"
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    60) get a hooker and **** her right in the middle of th store and if people pass you ask wanna join

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    61) Ask if they have Pokemon Cards Base Set and if they don't go on a full out rampage around the store throwing stuff of racks.
    62) Give people paper cut then squirt lemon juice in them.
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    62) walk arround with a board where is on go to another shop

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    63.)
    what i did last time XD
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    64) Roll around the floor shouting "and I said ROLL OVER. ROLL OVER. ROLL OVER." Friend of mine actually did that.
    65) Pour liquid nitrogen on the floor to see if it freezes. When employees come up to you say "I'm practicing my ice beam attack!" And pour whatever is left of the LN over them.

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    66- go to an item in the store, look at the price, then scream, "IT'S OVER 9000!"
    67- Walk up to a random worker and ask them out on a date. lol

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    68) Take a pokemon figure and scream IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH! and throw stuff at people.
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    69) Go into a dressing room, wait a while and shout "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
    70) Hide a walkie talkie in the toys or the clothes and say things like "I know where you live..."
    71) Go up to an old man and say "Grandpa! You're ALIVE! It's a miracle!"
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    72) b***ch about how everything used to be better when you were a kid. and then steal an xbox and 1000 dollars.
    73) light yourself on fire and then run through the aisles screaming "WHY AM I ON FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?" to the ceiling.
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