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    74) cook on fake cooking toys in front of expert chefs in the store


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    75) Say over the intercom in your best Jeff the Killer voice " Go to sleep..."
    76) Do 75 but no intercom and in the bed store
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    77) ask the manager where u can find the hooker section.
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    78) Sit in the middle of the entrance to the parking lot dressed as a snail and cause a traffic jam.
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    79) Run into the store without wearing clothes
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    80) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

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    81) Try to fit into the freezers and make faces on the glasses
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    82. Strip naked, cover yourself in raspberry jam, and run through the aisles screaming "it's alive!"

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    83. Throw a bucket of water at a random employee while yelling,
    It's super effective!
    when they give you a warning yell,
    The foes attack increased drastically!
    when they finally kick you out, yell,
    [Your name] has blacked out
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    90. Go up to a blonde employee and speak to them slowly. If they don't understand, talk even slower. They'll get it.

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