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Thread: 101 Things Not To Do in Walmart

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    74) cook on fake cooking toys in front of expert chefs in the store
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    RIP Ash's dreams.
    Who cares about his dream, the only character that should be feeling crushed right now is the Furfrou guy. Dude put all of his faith in Ash.

    He looked like a male prostitute too, so he's probably crying his eyes out while standing around in shady street corners, which is bad for business because customers will be weirded out. Ash ruined his dreams and his job, what a terrible person.

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    75) Say over the intercom in your best Jeff the Killer voice " Go to sleep..."
    76) Do 75 but no intercom and in the bed store
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    77) ask the manager where u can find the hooker section.
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    78) Sit in the middle of the entrance to the parking lot dressed as a snail and cause a traffic jam.
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    79) Run into the store without wearing clothes
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    The Human brain is a funny thing, Do you know that?
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    80) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

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    81) Try to fit into the freezers and make faces on the glasses
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    82. Strip naked, cover yourself in raspberry jam, and run through the aisles screaming "it's alive!"

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    83. Throw a bucket of water at a random employee while yelling,
    It's super effective!
    when they give you a warning yell,
    The foes attack increased drastically!
    when they finally kick you out, yell,
    [Your name] has blacked out
    Check out my works below!


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    90. Go up to a blonde employee and speak to them slowly. If they don't understand, talk even slower. They'll get it.

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