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    101.) Yell "THAT IS MAHOGANY!!!!" when you ask the employees to show you the furniture. (Hunger Games reference FTW)
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    Back to 1. Go to mcdonalds, buy a sundae, and messily scarf it down.
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    2 - Go around taking children away

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    3. Get a katana and start wacking stuff off shelves

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    4.Slam everything with a whack a mole mallet
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    5. Grab a shopping cart and a broom. Get in the shoping cart. Now use the broom as a paddle and go canoeing through the store.

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    6. Go into the garden section, turn the hose on, and start spraying people.

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    7 - Do not take a dump in a toilet for sale

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    8. Bring a knife to the store.

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    9. Break the fish tanks and say, "Fly fishes! Fly!"

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    10. Dial 911 on a display mobile...

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    11. Get a hammer and smash the cash register.

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    12. Ask for directions to Kmart.
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    13. Ask where the flying monkeys are stocked.
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    14. Hide naked underneath the soda department

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    15 Use the baguettes as a sword.
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    16. Go to the meat department and lay down on the sausages.

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    17 Strip and sing "I'm Sexy and I Know It"
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    18 Go in the public bathrooms

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    19. Find a mopped floor, remove the warning sign, and then pretend to slip and get injured so you can file a lawsuit.

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    20.Put all the Betta fish together because you think they're lonely and feel sorry for them XD
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    21. Do anything on this thread.
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    22.Call the computers Porygons
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    23 Eat said Porygon.
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    24. Buy Call of Duty

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