A thread about sharing your feelings? That's an improvement.

Here are my feelings for the day:


Seriously, I don't even care. Life can throw everything it's got at me. I'll take it like a man. I'm like a morbidly obese dude, and life is throwing all this junk at me. But I don't care. I'll just absorb it all in my fat rolls. Yeah. I'll just forget about all that junk lodged in my considerable girth. I have more important things to worry about. GTFO, life. You're not important. I have a lot to do and not nearly enough time to do it all. Just spare yourself the effort and leave me to my own devices. It's not like I'm going to care or anything. Go throw your junk at someone less obese. They deserve it more than I do.

For some reason I imagine this sounds like something Gamzee would say. And my shameless Homestuck references are totally making me sound cool. But I don't care.