Share your feelings

[Rave]

I feel ronery

[Nemmeh]

Amen to that. I feel so lonely I could die. Found out a fellow shut-in that I was trying to finagle my way into dating already has a girlfriend. He never leaves his house. How the hell did that happen? Damn, I feel like a huge loser, now.

[D-kachu]

Amen to that. I feel so lonely I could die. Found out a fellow shut-in that I was trying to finagle my way into dating already has a girlfriend. He never leaves his house. How the hell did that happen? Damn, I feel like a huge loser, now.

It's probably a half truth. I imagine he didn't wanna hurt your feelings by telling you he was dating his hand.

[Nemmeh]

It's probably a half truth. I imagine he didn't wanna hurt your feelings by telling you he was dating his hand.

That actually made me feel a bit better. Meh, he's a drug addict, anyway. I don't need that. I'm a doormat and I take perscribed narcotic drugs. Anyone could see how a relationship with him could be potentially problematic.

[HoennDreamer]

I don't know what to do with the girl i liek

[D-kachu]

I don't know what to do with the girl i liek

First, entice her back to your place. Pretend your a nice guy, tell her how much you love twilight and you wanna watch it with her. Tell her you have a whole freezer of ben and jerry's. Once she's at your place, the tricky part starts. First, you have to get her to a bathroom without suspecting somethings up, maybe ask her if she'd like to see your collection of novelty towels?

Once she's in the bathroom with you you're on the home straight. First lock the door (if you can, without her noticing). Then what you want to do is drown her slightly in the toilet. Not so she's dead, that would be disgusting. Just beyond conciousness so that you weaken her and when she wakes up she's dellusional and vulnerable. Then tell her she fell and you'll make it better. She will trust you completely and barely even realise what's happening so you're free to carry out whatever sick and twisted actions you desire.

This strategy actually works better on men cos their desperate, only its usually better to drown them a bit longer, because men perform better unconscious.

[HoennDreamer]

First, entice her back to your place. Pretend your a nice guy, tell her how much you love twilight and you wanna watch it with her. Tell her you have a whole freezer of ben and jerry's. Once she's at your place, the tricky part starts. First, you have to get her to a bathroom without suspecting somethings up, maybe ask her if she'd like to see your collection of novelty towels?

Once she's in the bathroom with you you're on the home straight. First lock the door (if you can, without her noticing). Then what you want to do is drown her slightly in the toilet. Not so she's dead, that would be disgusting. Just beyond conciousness so that you weaken her and when she wakes up she's dellusional and vulnerable. Then tell her she fell and you'll make it better. She will trust you completely and barely even realise what's happening so you're free to carry out whatever sick and twisted actions you desire.

This strategy actually works better on men cos their desperate, only its usually better to drown them a bit longer, because men perform better unconscious.

It's a great idea and all, but i lack execution, plus she outweighs me (she's not fat i'm 55kg and she's 58kg) so she would end man handling me any way on doing this without getting physical

[D-kachu]

It's a great idea and all, but i lack execution, plus she outweighs me (she's not fat i'm 55kg and she's 58kg) so she would end man handling me any way on doing this without getting physical

Physicality strictly speaking isn't necessary if your a smooth talker and you can convince her to drown herself. This is advanced stuff though, you've got to make her feel suicidally depressed quick enough that she doesn't consider screaming at you.

My other main tactic is probably my favourite though. It's a little expensive, but i can be totally worth it. This operation requires a large electromagnet in your room, and really a lack of any sharp of heavy metal objects in their too. Once you tested it and made sure it's powerful enough to hold a person you're set.

The second stage of preparation is then key, and the larger the girl (or guy) the better the results and the more likely the success. You need subtlety, and you need dexterity. Ideally you need about a kilogram of metal ball bearings, as large as you dare and as much spinach as possible. Once you feel sufficiently ready, over the course of around a week you need to get all the ball bearings and large amounts of spinach into their food. Fat people don't chew, so they likely won't notice. It's vital to do this quickly though so they don't crap it out, and the spinach is even more vital if you're weedy, because it gets digested quickly, flooding the blood with more iron that will help hold back their limbs and prevent struggling.

Once you've sorted out their diet, you need to repeat step one from the other exercise. Get them back to your place by any means necessary and to your designated magnet room. flip it on and watch them fly! And then stick. And then sit back relax and enjoy.

[HoennDreamer]

Physicality strictly speaking isn't necessary if your a smooth talker and you can convince her to drown herself. This is advanced stuff though, you've got to make her feel suicidally depressed quick enough that she doesn't consider screaming at you.

My other main tactic is probably my favourite though. It's a little expensive, but i can be totally worth it. This operation requires a large electromagnet in your room, and really a lack of any sharp of heavy metal objects in their too. Once you tested it and made sure it's powerful enough to hold a person you're set.

The second stage of preparation is then key, and the larger the girl (or guy) the better the results and the more likely the success. You need subtlety, and you need dexterity. Ideally you need about a kilogram of metal ball bearings and as much spinach as possible, as large as you dare. Once you feel sufficiently ready, over the course of around a week you need to get all the ball bearings and large amounts of spinach into their food. Fat people don't chew, so they likely won't notice. It's vital to do this quickly though so they don't crap it out, and the spinach is even more vital if you're weedy, because it gets digested quickly, flooding the blood with more iron that will help hold back their limbs and prevent struggling.

Once you've sorted out their diet, you need to repeat step one from the other exercise. Get them back to your place by any means necessary and to your designated magnet room. flip it on and watch them fly! And then stick. And then sit back relax and enjoy.

This is a very good plan, ever considered going into marrige counseling??

[D-kachu]

This is a very good plan, ever considered going into marrige counseling??

I haven't really no. I guess i already do some of it at part of my job though, but as a priest i have a lot of other duties too and i wouldn't feel right leaving my flock.

[AbFabTrainerKira]

Physicality strictly speaking isn't necessary if your a smooth talker and you can convince her to drown herself. This is advanced stuff though, you've got to make her feel suicidally depressed quick enough that she doesn't consider screaming at you.

My other main tactic is probably my favourite though. It's a little expensive, but i can be totally worth it. This operation requires a large electromagnet in your room, and really a lack of any sharp of heavy metal objects in their too. Once you tested it and made sure it's powerful enough to hold a person you're set.

The second stage of preparation is then key, and the larger the girl (or guy) the better the results and the more likely the success. You need subtlety, and you need dexterity. Ideally you need about a kilogram of metal ball bearings, as large as you dare and as much spinach as possible. Once you feel sufficiently ready, over the course of around a week you need to get all the ball bearings and large amounts of spinach into their food. Fat people don't chew, so they likely won't notice. It's vital to do this quickly though so they don't crap it out, and the spinach is even more vital if you're weedy, because it gets digested quickly, flooding the blood with more iron that will help hold back their limbs and prevent struggling.

Once you've sorted out their diet, you need to repeat step one from the other exercise. Get them back to your place by any means necessary and to your designated magnet room. flip it on and watch them fly! And then stick. And then sit back relax and enjoy.

That is...rude. And a little psychotic. Oh wait, you're a preist. Now it makes sense XD

[pirate555]

Feeling reflective.

A combination of stark words by a childhood hero met for the first time, a friend's sudden death at a tragically young age, and other scatterings of events have forced me to look back at see what I left home intending to do and what has changed in the three-year-long process.

Ultimately I've gained a lot of material success and gained cherished memories to add to my happy years at home. I'm on course for a decent job and typical independence. But I'm still quite unsure which direction I'm actually going in terms of giving back to society and the world, and at times I've fallen off the rails altogether (in a multitude of ways). I always hoped for an unconventional life, but so far it's looking like becoming so conventional that I'd be a perfect participant for any focus group or opinion poll under the sun.

Add to that my original life-aim of always leaving anyone I've met in a better spirits for having met me (however minutely), and I seem to have failed dramatically at times.

Definitely a case of first world problems, but as I'm a university student living in the UK that's pretty much a given.

[Malanu]

I'm happy to be back on the afternoon shift, even if it's only for the summer. So much less politics!!!

[Zwitter™]

I've got a week full of so much work I don't want to think about it. 13 hours today and many more in days to come! I will be shattered.

[AquaWarrior]

Actually,I'm feeling pretty good

[AbFabTrainerKira]

Actually,I'm feeling pretty good

Good for you, brah.
I got my last exam done today. I pray that I did good...

[Gelatino95]

Good for you, brah.
I got my last exam done today. I pray that I did good...

I hope it wasn't a grammar exam because you would fail

[Night Shadow]

I'm feeling pretty lazy today.

[Kutie Pie]

I'm feeling a little better now, but I was starting to have a breakdown a couple of hours ago over something that makes more sense now than it did then. Basically, the Financial Aid called me in to let me know that this FAFSA thing (it's for our student aid) hasn't been turned in when my parents submitted it yesterday, and it just hadn't showed up on their system. So they also were wondering about my schedule since apparently students going into the Bachelor part of their respected programs get four classes instead of three. Well, I haven't gotten four classes yet since I had to take a class over, so it held me back about a term, and my next term shows three classes as well. So even though I was supposed to go to Student Services and talk about my schedule since it deals with my tuition, the woman on the other end of the line (yeah, I never talked to them in person for some reason) made things more difficult than it was.

Thus, I started to have an emotional (possibly mental since it was making my head hurt from everything she was telling me) breakdown, and I almost couldn't talk to an adviser about it because I was trying not to cry.

I'm feeling better about it now, though, so Thursday, I'm gonna go into Financial Aid and tell them about it. Hopefully it won't take an hour like it did today, thus making me miss class and points because of it. (Such a great start to a new term. /sarcasm)

[Moneyy]

I hope it wasn't a grammar exam because you would fail

So would you; you forgot a period at the end of your sentence.