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    Default Post a situation, get an over-complicated, over-the-top solution.

    Well, welcome to...

    Post a situation, get an over-complicated, over-the-top solution!

    The rules are (kinda) simple.

    The first person posts a situation (any kind, mundane or not), in 10 words or less. Then the next poster has to come up with as creative and wild solution as possible within 15 words or more, then posts another situation within 10 words or less.

    Example:
    Poster#1: "NP must:get a sandwich."

    Poster#2: "I would take a time machine, go back to when sandwich's were first invented, steal the sandwich, go back to the present, then eat it."

    "NP must:mow the lawn."

    Poster#3: "I would have a pokemon that knows "cut", cut the grass, ALA 3rd gen Pokemon games."

    "NP must:turn the thermostat."
    And so on.

    While this is mostly free range, I must remind you that any rules that apply to the forums will also apply here.

    Now, I'll start. NP must:change the lightbulb.
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    I would get myself a brand new house with fresh lightbulbs already installed. Problem solved!

    NP must write an reasearch paper about Sunflowers.

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    I head towards the nearest meadow, find a Sunkern, which is incredibly easy to catch, and after raising and evolving it with a Sun Stone into a Sunflora, I betray all of it's trust in me by knocking it out it with an anesthetic, then proceed to dissection.

    NP must babysit 2 children.

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    I would perform an arcane ritual to become the god of sunflowers, and have instant knowledge on everything about sunflowers. Then, I would hire someone to write the paper for me while I frolic through my underlings.

    NP must kill a cockroach

    edit: Ninja'd.

    I would find a family with four children, and offer to babysit for them. Then, I would trade two of the children to witches to babysit the other two for me for the night, and cast a spell so no one remembers or cares about the two children I traded them.

    NP must still kill a cockroach.

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    I would equip some materia, level up to a point where I'd learn Firaga, then cast firaga onto the cockroach, effectively overkilling it.

    NP must:drive a car.

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    Then I shall take all of my little smiley-face pills in order to soothe the anxiety I feel when driving..

    NP must clean Your room!

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    I decide to get a Katamari, roll up all the stuff in my room, then proceed to roll up literally everything else.

    NP must:wash the dog.

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    I get Clemont to invent me a machine that washes dogs. If it works perfectly, I then try to convince him to sell it to everyone.

    NP must grow roses.

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    I have Roserade use Growth, I then cut off it's roses and plant them in my yard.

    NP must learn to juggle.
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    I go to the nearest circus and convince the owner to recruit me. I then get taught juggling by its current juggler.

    NP must start a campfire.

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    Convince Fredrick from Fire Emblem that it is a matter of dire importance and he needs to start the campfire for me!

    NP must...unplug a toaster...
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    I go to Sweden in order to find an inventor who could could build me an automatic toaster unplugger, after finding this fellow I save him from a pack of ninjas, he rewards me with the device & I use it to unplug my toaster.

    NP must think.
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    I think about a response to the above situation, come up empty, realize I already came up with the solution, and pity myself for not making it any crazier. Then, my head asplode.

    NP must: cure the common cold.

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    I take the hyperthought pills which cause overthinking of random useless things, causing brains to explode.

    NP must throw a Mudkip at a wall.
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    I put a Swampert and a Ditto in the Day-Care, ride my bike around until they finally make an egg, then ride my bike around even more with a Volcarona in my party waiting for that blasted egg to hatch, and then once it does hatch... I throw the mudkip at the wall.

    NP must take a bubble bath.

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    First, I would take a bubble blower, then blow the bubbles individually, one at a time, then take said bubble bath.

    NP must:find the remote.

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    I will go to the store, buy a Infra Red watcher thingie, look for the signal beams coming from the remote, and then grab it carefully using a plastic glove bought in the same store.

    If this doesn't work, there is always plan B. Send out my Magnezone, use Magnet Pull to get some Magnets, and then lift al the Metal gear up and get the remote out ((assuming there's metal in the remote))

    NP must beat all Zelda games
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    I collect every single Zelda game in existence, and play them all in oreder to fully complete EVERY zelda game.

    NP must Greninjask another poster.
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    I'll Get word out about this topic to Bubsychan, and then getting Greninjas'k would be a walk in the park....which is filled with ninjas.

    NP must:start a topic.

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    I'll choose a great forum to talk to, think of a creative thread with topic a lot of people would be interested in and yeah, there I go. That's how I do it.

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    I think up a way to super charge a protein shake, then drink said protein shake to give myself huge muscles within a minute.

    NP must beat all Kingdom Hearts games.

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    I spend millions of dollars to create six highly-advanced, sentient robots that are each assigned to a game. After each robot reaches halfway in, they all trade games and the process continues. Once the games are 75% completed, I create six new robots that finish the remaining quarters of the games.

    NP must respond to this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Imposter View Post
    I spend millions of dollars to create six highly-advanced, sentient robots that are each assigned to a game. After each robot reaches halfway in, they all trade games and the process continues. Once the games are 75% completed, I create six new robots that finish the remaining quarters of the games.

    NP must respond to this post.
    How about I go one step further and comment on it? And while I'm add it, I could respond to everything you say. For starters I like the way you answered that, good job.

    NP must eat his/her dinner now.
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    I'll have to travel around the world in one day to get back to my home and eat my dinner.

    Np must buy themselves some coffee.
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    I go out and buy a gold bar, which I exchange for the coffee...and kindly ask for change.

    NP must: play the ocarina.

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