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    Default I never did my homework because...

    Welcome too the I never did my homework because game!

    Example:
    First, you post an excuse like you would do at school!

    Poster 1: I never did my homework because my dog ate it

    Then, the teacher comes and does a scold

    Poster 2: You should've locked your dog up then!

    Then you come up with an excuse

    The whole thing looks like this:

    Poster 1: I never did my homework because the dog ate it!

    Poster 2: You should've locked up your dog then!

    I never did my homework because i was sick
    Okay, now that I explained how to play, please remember that the sppf rules also apply to this game!

    Guess there's only one thing left to do and thats to start the game!

    I never did my homework because Kirby sucked it up!

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    ...That's ridiculous? Why would Kirby want to copy a pile of poop?

    I never did my homework because I was told that it could cause cancer. I didn't want to risk it...
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    If that's true, then I assume that since everyone else did their homework, you wanted to let all of them get cancer?

    I never did my homework because I was busy saving the world.

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    You have super powers? Life up this school then if you have powers, exactly!

    I never did my homework because im allergic to paper

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    Then I'll carve it into stone tablets for you!

    I never did my homwork because I was kidnapped on my ay home from school

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    And I'm supposed to believe they let you go in one day to let you come back to school?

    I never did my homework because you never taught us this stuff.

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    Come on, I taught you 2 + 2, stop lying

    I never did my homework because its alive, look!

    Homework: Rawr!

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    Don't worry, I know of a good psychiatrist, I'm driving to him directly after school.

    I don't do my homework because I'm not in school anymore, haven't been in years.
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    Thanks for telling me that...I guess...?

    I didn't make my homework because I thought it was cheese.
    And I dislike cheese.

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    Then you should enjoy defacing it with your pencil.

    I never did my homework because I got high.

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    When I told the rest of the class "Don't do drugs" I wasn't just referring to on the school grounds.

    I didn't do my homework because I was too busy watching the Indiana Jones movies, all four of them.
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    If you were watching, then you certainly should've been able to do homework at the same time.

    I never did my homework because I was busy discovering the cure for cancer.

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    That's ok, I'll give you F right away so you don't have to figure that out in your test 3 months from now.

    I didn't do my homework because I shot it with my gun. And I have no regrets.
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    If I could give you a medal, then I would. Too bad I have to give you detention...

    I couldn't make my homework because a few students already doodled in the book I was suppose to use, and I couldn't tell what I was suppose to do.

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    Why the heck did you let them in the first place?

    I didn't do my homework because I hate this subject with a passion.
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    I see. Well this subject hates you too. See, a little F here for this subject in your report card.

    I never did my homework because Dialga brought me forward in time after school yesterday, so I literally had no time to do it.

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    That's a great story, too bad made-up stories aren't legitimate excuses.

    I didn't do my homework because by the time I got home I realized I forgot it at my table in this class. And when I got back to school to pick it up, I couldn't as schools are closed on weekends.
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    Even if that was true, you could've just had a friend fax you the homework.

    I never did my homework because of the alien invasion the other night.

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    Are you going to say that EVERY time someone has a night Frisbee tournament?

    I never did my homework because I was busy herding Dedennes to their clubhouse.
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    Dedennes can wait!

    I didn't make my homework, because there were video games to be played!

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    ...

    Make your homework?

    I'm just going to go call a psychiatrist, now...

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    I never did my homework because technically speaking, homework is meant to be done at home. Now for the average student, this may seem like not a problem, but if what if we were to assume for a second there exists a student with the capability to not go home. Let's assume, for a second, that this student could just camp out somewhere, say just outside the school... and never arrive home. Now, if this student never arrived home, he most certainly SHOULD NOT do homework, as he never was inside his home. For if he did his homework, that would be dishonest, and against the rules, I might add.

    And I... am that student.

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    That's completely ridiculous.

    I didn't do my homework because you never gave it me. I was outside doing... I'll shut up now.
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    This is the fifth time this month you have skipped class. Do it again I will make sure the principal suspends you.

    I didn't do my homework because it's boring.
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    So why you did not asked me for one?

    EDIT: Listen to music when you're doing it

    I didn't do my homework because i'm always sick
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    OK, where's the doctor's note?

    I didn't do my homework because I had more important things to do. Like kick a wall.
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