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    Default When you run out of cable...

    Most of us have seen these commercials on our beloved television sets, so why not incorporate it into our own patterns? Basically you start out a scene and you fellow posters post until you hit the ending sequence. Example is shown below:

    When you play HGSS, you begin to fight Whitney
    When you begin to fight Whitney, you defeat the trainers.
    When you defeat the trainers, you take on Whitney's Clefairy
    When you take on Whitney's Clefairy, her Miltank nearly defeats you.
    And when Miltank nearly defeats you, you make Whitney cry and let her refuse to give you a badge.

    Don't make Whitney cry and let her refuse to give you a badge.
    You can make the sequence as long as more than what is posted above and it doesn't have to be just Pokémon!

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    When you give a mouse of cookie...
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    He overeats.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    When a mouse overeats, he gets fat.


    Sing with me a song of silence and blood
    The rain falls, but can't wash away the mud
    Within my ancient heart dwells madness and pride
    Can no one hear my cry

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    Then he dies of a heart attack

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    When he gets fat, he becomes a glut.

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    When he becomes a glut, he makes a home inside your pantry.

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    When he makes a home in your pantry, you lose 1000 dollars worth of food.

    Don't lose 1000 dollars worth of food.


    Sing with me a song of silence and blood
    The rain falls, but can't wash away the mud
    Within my ancient heart dwells madness and pride
    Can no one hear my cry

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    When you're out for a walk, you find a nice path to walk along.

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    When you find a nice path to walk, you come across a fork in the road.

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    When you come across a fork in the road, you turn back.
    Quote Originally Posted by bobandbill
    Quote Originally Posted by zomegax7249
    So now it's not enough that we beat the NPCs, now we have to steal their clothes as well? Isn't this basically mugging them?
    Suddenly the aim of the Pokémon games is apparent. It isn't to catch them all, or to be the best trainer, or to learn about the values of friendship with strange monsters that can breathe fire and whatnot.

    It's to beat up other people for their hats and jackets.
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    When you turn back, you find Slenderman

    "You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories."

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    When you find Slenderman, you try your best to escape the situation.
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    When you try your best to escape the situation, you get killed.

    Moral of the story: If you meet Slenderman you're doomed

    "You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories."

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    And when you get killed, your dignity is donated to a hospital made for wolfs.

    Don't have your dignity donated to a hospital made for wolves.
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    When you read a book.....
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    your eyes fall out
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    When your eyes fall out, you can't see.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    and when you cant see you walk off a cliff
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    When you walk off a cliff, you die
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    and when you die you haunt your sister
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    When you haunt your sister, she calls ghost busters.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    When she calls ghost busters you get busted

    dont get busted by your sister
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    Your dreams do mean something. You are destined to be a Storyteller."


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    when you join the dark side....

    you see all their amazing dark type pokemon....
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