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    Default When you run out of cable...

    Most of us have seen these commercials on our beloved television sets, so why not incorporate it into our own patterns? Basically you start out a scene and you fellow posters post until you hit the ending sequence. Example is shown below:

    When you play HGSS, you begin to fight Whitney
    When you begin to fight Whitney, you defeat the trainers.
    When you defeat the trainers, you take on Whitney's Clefairy
    When you take on Whitney's Clefairy, her Miltank nearly defeats you.
    And when Miltank nearly defeats you, you make Whitney cry and let her refuse to give you a badge.

    Don't make Whitney cry and let her refuse to give you a badge.
    You can make the sequence as long as more than what is posted above and it doesn't have to be just Pokémon!

    Rules:
    1. Follow all SPPf rules.
    2. Avoid any innapropriate topics and don't post them (meaning sexual and rude topics are not allowed).
    3. No spam of any kind.
    4. It's a game, have fun!

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    When you give a mouse of cookie...
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    He overeats.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    When a mouse overeats, he gets fat.


    The last order is hateful in its unnecessary clarity
    'Tomorrow, your death is sealed
    No matter how much you fight it'

    Fizzy Bubbles

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    Then he dies of a heart attack

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    When he gets fat, he becomes a glut.

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    When he becomes a glut, he makes a home inside your pantry.

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    Proud owner of my childhood partner, Feraligatr ♡

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    At least you can battle Hau, unlike Lillie. And he's so nice that if you punched him, he would ask if your fist was okay, and then give you a Full Restore.

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    When he makes a home in your pantry, you lose 1000 dollars worth of food.

    Don't lose 1000 dollars worth of food.


    The last order is hateful in its unnecessary clarity
    'Tomorrow, your death is sealed
    No matter how much you fight it'

    Fizzy Bubbles

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    When you're out for a walk, you find a nice path to walk along.

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    Proud owner of my childhood partner, Feraligatr ♡

    Quote Originally Posted by Lunala View Post
    At least you can battle Hau, unlike Lillie. And he's so nice that if you punched him, he would ask if your fist was okay, and then give you a Full Restore.

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    When you find a nice path to walk, you come across a fork in the road.

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    When you come across a fork in the road, you turn back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zomegax7249
    So now it's not enough that we beat the NPCs, now we have to steal their clothes as well? Isn't this basically mugging them?
    Suddenly the aim of the Pokémon games is apparent. It isn't to catch them all, or to be the best trainer, or to learn about the values of friendship with strange monsters that can breathe fire and whatnot.

    It's to beat up other people for their hats and jackets.
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    When you turn back, you find Slenderman


    "Listen, an idol's job isn't to show people their smiles, it is to make people smile. Never forget that!" - Nico Yazawa (Love Live! School Idol Project)

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    When you find Slenderman, you try your best to escape the situation.

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    When you try your best to escape the situation, you get killed.

    Moral of the story: If you meet Slenderman you're doomed


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    And when you get killed, your dignity is donated to a hospital made for wolfs.

    Don't have your dignity donated to a hospital made for wolves.

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    When you read a book.....
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    your eyes fall out

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    When your eyes fall out, you can't see.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    and when you cant see you walk off a cliff

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    When you walk off a cliff, you die
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    and when you die you haunt your sister

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    When you haunt your sister, she calls ghost busters.
    Pokemon isn't real, I'm sorry

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    When she calls ghost busters you get busted

    dont get busted by your sister

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    When you join the Dark Side...
    I'm currently inactive due to NaNoWriMo 2017 wanting to spend more time on FFN.
    Don't worry, I'll still judge the Platonic one-shot contest, participate in the Yuletide, and help organize the Shippers' Secret Santa.
    Everything else, including nominating and voting in the Fan Fiction Awards, is pretty low-priority.


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    when you join the dark side....

    you see all their amazing dark type pokemon....
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