Welcome to the PokÚdex Entry Contest. Apparently there have been three of these already, but the only one I could find was the third one, started by CorkaCola. Apparently there was a previous version by Sunraichu as well. But my rules will be slightly different.
Each round, I will post one Pokemon, and people will create entries for it. At the end, I'll add the best entries into three PokÚdexes in the OP.
Here is the golden rule of this thread:
Your entries should not be too long or too short. Careful, I may not accept your entry if it's any longer than this line of text that you are reading right now.
^When I say it must be shorter than the above sentence, I mean the physical length of the sentence, not the number of words or anything like that. If you want, you can copy and paste the above line to compare it side-by-side with your entry before you post it.
Also, the maximum font size is 5. Don't go over it.
There is no limit to how many you can enter, but please don't go overboard.
In your post with your entries, you may also make one suggestion for a PokÚmon to be in the next round. I will then choose the PokÚmon to be in the next set from the list of suggestions made. The winners of the round get priority, so I will choose the next PokÚmon from the winners' suggestions, but I will look at non-winners' suggestions if none of the winners made any. If you post more than one suggestion per round, I will only look at your first one, and I will ignore the rest.
If you don't submit any entries, you can still make a suggestion in that round, but people who actually submit entries get priority. If you make a suggestion without submitting an entry, I will only look at yours if I didn't get any suggestions from people who submitted.
There will be a Regular PokÚdex, a Funny PokÚdex, and a WTF PokÚdex. At the end, there will be three winning entries, one per PokÚdex. They will be added to the PokÚdexes in the OP.
I will also include leaderboards in the OP. One Per PokÚdex, and one overall leaderboard.
In addition, if you manage to win in all three categories in one round, then you score a Perfect Game. This is a very prestigious honor and the Hall of Fame will be included in this post.
#001 Bulbasaur seeks out rest in the most verdant gardens. It awaits the blooming of its bulb. [The Eleventh]
#004 Charmander, the Lizard Pokemon. The flame on its tail will heat up should it get cold. It lives in active volcanoes. [Z-nogyroP]
#007 It is said that even from birth, Squirtle can quench the fiercest of fires by drawing power from deep within its shell. [The Eleventh]
#018 Pidgeot, the Bird Pokemon. It's known for flying at Mach 2 speeds and having extraordinary eyesight, which helps it capture unwary prey easily. [DarkRecon]
#025 Pikachu, the Volt Mouse Pokemon. Pikachu absorbs static electricity with it's cheeks to deter enemies. [djhappy]
#136 Flareon, the Thermal Pokemon. Flareon's flames can melt even the toughest of metals. Ancient peoples tamed it and kept it as a source of heat. [Crimson Penguin]
#195 Quagsire, The Water Fish PokÚmon. It's slimy skin allows it to slip away from enemies. [Tyoyo3131]
#251 Celebi, the Forest PokÚmon. This PokÚmon protects all forests. It travels through time to ensure their safety. [InfernalBlaze]
#350 Milotic, the Mythical Pokemon. Milotic are often found at the bottom of lakes. Their beauty is said to be unparalleled and calm even the angriest of men. [DarkRecon]
#385 Jirachi, the Wish Pokemon. It grants wishes once every thousand years to those who are pure of heart. A comet appears in the sky when it is awake. [Crimson Penguin]
#393 Piplup, the Diving Pokemon. Piplup have very dense feathers that keep them warm in harsh climates. They often compete to see who can dive the deepest. [Crimson Penguin]
#407 Roserade, the Bouquet Pokemon. This Pokemon's flowers are so incredibly toxic, one light rub from one can kill a person within an hour. [~SilverLugia~]
#455 Carnivine, the Trap Pokemon. Carnivine live in dense jungles. They can entrap prey with their jaws in only 1/1000th of a second. [Crimson Penguin]
#461 Weavile, the Sharp Claw Pokemon. It is a smart and devious Pokemon that can set elaborate traps to catch prey. [~SilverLugia~]
#484 Palkia, the Cosmic Pokemon: Palkia was the creator of space. It's spacial rends can create wormholes thousands of light years away from Palkia's location. [Spite]
#489 Phione, the Aquatic Pokemon. They form large colonies in the southern seas, drifting from place to place in search of their Manaphy ancestor. [Crimson Penguin]
#493 Arceus, the Creator Pokemon. Long ago, Arceus created the universe and all living things within it. It is said to watch over us from high above Mt. Coronet. [Crimson Penguin]
#495 Snivy, the Serpent Pokemon. Snivy can slither noiselessly through any type of terrain. It lashes out relentlessly at intruders with its long vines. [Crimson Penguin]
#501 Oshawott, the Shell Pokemon. It depends heavily on its scalchop in battle. Each individual seeks a shell with the perfect balance of weight, power, and durability. [Crimson Penguin]
#563 Cofagrigus, the Coffin PokÚmon. It is said that whoever touches its body will be cursed with mummification for 1,000 years. Many explorers fear it. [Flame Mistress]
#564 Tirtouga, the Prototurtle Pokemon. It swam in the oceans millions of years ago, and has been brought back to life with modern technology. [~SilverLugia~]
#565 Carracosta, the Prototurtle PokÚmon. Carracosta's shell is extremely durable. It can withstand the great pressure of the ancient seas in which it once swam. [The Eleventh]
#593 The Jellyfish Pokemon. It is said that it would lure sailors to their deaths by imitating a drowning person. [CyberBlastoise]
#607 Litwick, the Illumination Pokemon. Litwick shines its lovely light on its unknowing victims, before sucking out their energy and sending them to Ghost World. [Jordie]
#001 Bulbasaur, the WTF Pokemon. Seriously, no one knows what it's supposed to be based on. Is it a toad? Is it a dinosaur? It it a pez dispenser?! [Epic-Inferno]
#004 Charmander, the Unicorn Pokemon. The lizard body is a disguise. Its true form can poop rainbows. [Z-nogyroP]
#007 Squirtle, the Carting Pokemon. Squirtle shells are often used for attacking other carts in go-carting. They are Italian. [Loreni333]
#018 Pidgeot, the Boasting Pokemon. It likes to brag about its "blazing Mach 2 speed." Too bad it's outrun by a giant sloth and a dairy cow. [Crimson Penguin]
#025 Pikachu, the Sneezing Pokemon. Pikachu was named by his buddies when he sneezed, he never lived it down. [djhappy]
#136 Flareon, the Annoying Pokemon. Flareon are sometimes found in freezers ruining people's frozen dinners by melting them. They are common household pests. [ricedonut]
#195 Quagsire, the Drunk Pokemon. It constantly drinks too much beer, so its brain has become warped to be annoyingly positive. [Z-nogyroP]
#251 Celebi, the Cult Leader Pokemon. It's said that there is a group of people who sit on their computers all day in devotion to their "holy leader," Celebi. Oh wait... [Crimson Penguin]
#350 Milotic, the Drag Queen Pokemon. Rumor has it that male Milotic are actually elaborately disguised Gyarados looking to explore their feminine side. [Crimson Penguin]
#385 Jirachi, the Pimp Pokemon- This Pokemon is a pimp that requires a young girl for granting wishes. It is currently #1 on the most wanted list. [CandleReaper]
#393 Piplup, the "Small Pokemon" Pokemon. It gets offended if you call it a midget. [Cinna]
#407 Roserade, the Romantic Pokemon. Roserade never needs perfume so he is out at night always searchin' for the ladies. [djhappy]
#455 Carnivine, the Worshipper Pokemon. During their Venus-worshipping festivals, Carnivine make out with each other while singing 80's songs. [Crimson Penguin]
#461 Weaville, the black Zangoose pokemon. Weaville was cloned from Zangoose's DNA and then Spay Painted Black so Zangoose could have a Black brother. [Lord Fighting]
#484 Palkia, the Pretty Pearls PokÚmon. Legends said it was so jealous of the Clamperls' precious pearls that it viciously robbed them and implanted the pearls on its shoulders. [AuraKingVII]
#489 Phione, the Phone Pokemon. It came from outer space. Some isolated oceanic tribes use it to send long-distance calls, free of charge. [Crimson Penguin]
#493 Arceus, the Pocket-God pokemon. Despite creating the universe, it is currently owned by a 11 year old boy. [Loreni333]
#495 Snivy, the Mugger Pokemon. One day someone took away his "s" from smug. Now he slithers around on streets, attacking people and taking their money. [Z-norygoP]
#501 Oshawott, the Bald Ginge PokÚmon. Once persecuted for being ginger, only bald Oshawott survived the purge of 1038. But the telltale freckles remain. [TotalPotato]
#563 Cofagrigus, the Casquet PokÚmon. They used to keep dead bodies in Cofagrigus, but they kept turning everyone into mummies at the funeral. [GalladeofSpades]
#564 Tirtouga, the Murderous Pokemon. It sneaks up on land and kills many innocent Pokemon. It is on the Pokemon's Most Wanted list. [~SilverLugia~]
#565 Carracosta, the Dance Pokemon: Carracosta is a boss. It competes against other prehistoric Pokemon to dance-offs. If it wins, it gets to sniff the other Pokemon. [Spite]
#593 Jellicent, the nearsighted Pokemon. Jellicent have such bad vision, they needed to have the males and females painted different colors to tell them apart. [Shadowy Arceini]
#607 Litwick, the birthday Pokemon. Litwick disguise themselves as candles so they can eat a child's birthday cake without being noticed. [ZoruaBoo]
#001 Bulbasaur, the ejaculation Pokemon. In Germany, Bulbasaur is used as a symbol for STDs, and is the mascot of a campaign for abstinence. [Loreni333]
#004 Charmander the Screaming Pokemon, Charmander screams at everyone by going CHARMANDER!!!!!!!!!!! everywhere he goes. [SasoriSand]
#007 Squirtle, the LOLFAIL pokemon. It is called the love failure. [Nightfall_]
#018 Pidgeot, the Bird PokÚmon. It is-OH NOOOOO *Smack* [KirbyRider]
#025 Pikachu, the Demon Hamster Pokemon. After traveling everywhere with a boy, one continued to eat the boy and sell his shoes. [djhappy]
#136 Flareon, the tamale pokemon. It is the physical embodiment of all the capsaicin in the world. [DittoDude]
#195 Quagsire, the Truffle Shuffle Pokemon. If it finds a truffle, it does the shuffle. [Loreni333]
#251 Celebi, Decorative Vegetable Pokemon. Favourite Pokemon companion of the Doctor, lapel dweller. [Pikachica]
#350 Milotic, the femi-monster Pokemon. This Pokemon flies around, turning males gay by enlightening them with the holiness of shopping and girly activities [Adalricus]
#385 Jirachi, the Condom Pokemon. Yes, those blue things are your parents' used condoms. Be afraid, children. [Cinna]
#393 Piplup, the Penguin Pokemon. It OMIGOSHIT'SRIGHTTHERESOMEONEPLEASEHELPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... [DittoDude]
#407 Roserade, the Pop Tart Pokemon. roserade likes to start game's of hide and seek so he can steal your Pop Tarts and eat them in your washing machine. [djhappy]
#455 Carnivine, the Chandelier Pokemon. It rolls around in its own **** to impress other men of our species. [Cinna]
#461 It turns out that Weavile are not fire resistant. Please don't ask me where my sister's Weavile is. [Chrysalis]
#484 Palkia, the Card Master Pokemon. My Granny once said she played a heated game of Go Fish with Palkia. It won, 5 games to 3, now that is a Bad-*** Pokemon. [Chrysalis]
#489 Phione the Whip pokemon.It is known to appear behind kids who don't believe in Santa and slap them in the behind with the whip on it's head. [Shazdar]
#493 Arceus, the Demonic Author PokÚmon. Arceus is secretly Stephenie Meyer and desires to turn it's haters into Twillight Lovers. [GalladeofSpades]
#495 Snivy, the ***** Pokemon. Remember, they're all sassy black independent women who don't need no man. [Cinna]
#501 Oshawott, the BDSM Pokemon. It secretly has fantasies about a young Snivy playing with his scalchop. [Cinna]
#563 Cofagrigus, the Curse PokÚmon. Return the Slab... THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE! RAAAAAAAMMMMMSEEEES! [GalladeofSpades]
#564 Tirtogua, the rick roll pokemon. Take one look at it and you know your gonna die. [Nightfall_]
#565 Carracosta, the Costly Pokemon. They like to sell themselves to rich people for 8234712498374832194732894738265 dollars. [DragoniteRules1]
#593 Jellicent, the Pringles Pokemon. These Pokemon worship the Pringles Man so much, all the males wanted to look like him, so now they do. [~SilverLugia~]
#607 Litwick, the Nursery Rhyme Ruining Pokemon. Jack be nimble, Jack be swift, Jack jumped over a candl-nevermind, he's dead. [DarkRecon]