Bad things you do.

[Ninja Bulbasaur]

Well...er, I cuss sometimes I guess..? And read Umineko and Higurashi online /SHOT/

[Zorocario]

One of my friends always does a Morgan Freeman impression and narrates possible movie commercial announcements.

"At the brink of dawn... a new hero arises.
Many foresee this day to be one of the most astounding days in history.
Will the technology of modern times prevail?
Will the freedom and balance of the world triumph?

"Steven Spielberg and Bill Nye in...
Cars Against Humanity!

"Coming to a theater near you December 27th, 2094.
This film is not yet rated."

I also either put on an Optimus Prime mask and walk around talking like him, or a Darth Vader mask and try to use the force on people.

[Wishing Star]

Well...er, I cuss sometimes I guess..?

It's pretty hard for me to cuss. I just don't know why.

To be fair, though, cussing is a really small bad thing to do. That must mean you don't usually do a lot of bad things. :P

[iFi Salamander]

I would love some friends, but goodness am I shy!

Me too. I'll be your friend!

[Wishing Star]

I also either put on an Optimus Prime mask and walk around talking like him, or a Darth Vader mask and try to use the force on people.

Oh wow... even my friend didn't wear a Morgan Freeman mask (do those even exist?) on Halloween. o:

[Spudnugget1]

Aside from the obvious people (Relatives, psychologists, the court judge listening to your insanity plea,) I've told at least two people I'm a furry.

Those people don't talk to me anymore, but why would they? I also like to publicly debate with my roommate over topics of current relevance, and I'm lucky to have not been cited for disturbing the peace as of now.

[Wishing Star]

...I'm lucky to have not been cited for disturbing the peace as of now.

I'd probably get cited for laughing extremely loudly when I get tickled.

...Well, that's one more bad thing that I do that's on my list!

[Prince Fluff the Second]

Y'know, sometimes I think I'm too playful for my own good. When I play with someone and they decide to stop playing with me I still have plenty of motivation to play inside me. I should try to get myself to know there's a time to play and a time to do other things. I'm always ending up tiring out the other person I play with.

[Moonrox]

I'd probably get cited for laughing extremely loudly when I get tickled.

...Well, that's one more bad thing that I do that's on my list!

Haha, me too. I have an extremely obnoxious laugh, but my teacher says it could cure cancer. Everyone loves my laugh, it's just super loud and sometimes out of place.

[Wishing Star]

Y'know, sometimes I think I'm too playful for my own good. When I play with someone and they decide to stop playing with me I still have plenty of motivation to play inside me. I should try to get myself to know there's a time to play and a time to do other things. I'm always ending up tiring out the other person I play with.

Yup... same with me. Although it's the other way around with me.

You see, when my friends don't have anybody else to do and they're still really playful, they always come to me, because they know I'm really, really ticklish. o:

[giratina519]

Mine is jumping too much and kicking people when they try to touch me in any way

[Wishing Star]

Mine is jumping too much and kicking people when they try to touch me in any way

Just don't be like me and squeal and laugh obnoxiously loud and kick at a rate of 10 kicks a second whenever you get tickled and you'll be fine. I almost had my neighbors complain once. o:

[Shayminlover123]

I say smart aliec things to whom I hate and I used to be a huge lier (im cutting down).

[JustCallMeKing]

I swear at unnecessary times sometimes, not for attention, but sort of just out of habit.

[Wishing Star]

I used to invite some of my friends over to my house. My parents would sometimes get mad because I didn't ask them for permission.

Over time, though, they began to see them really often, so they slowly started to not care as much.

[DizzyCobraMew]

I used to get very irritated and if I got mad enough I would bite into my arm like a rabid animal, I was so stupid

[Doodles]

I'm really, REALLY mean to openly religious people.

[goldensteambun]

I called my mom a hypocrite once when she found out me and my friends have been drinking and yelled at us, when I was 14. I still regret it everyday and even now.

[PopPrincess_Lyra]

stealing wifi xD

.....what? Their fault for not putting a password xD nya~

[Lion Demon]

Going against certain rules in my religion... Simply because they're impossible for me to follow!

[Lucario95]

I'm a guy who rarely do bad things and pranks, but when I do, some bad things like the flipping the backpack prank to my friends in high school( I love to do it) and the doorbell prank.

[Kutie Pie]

Just remembered a little something a few years ago.

One night, my mom decided to make asparagus for whatever reason, so we had to eat it. I held off on eating mine until Mom called us in and we had to prove to her we could eat it. So I did. Even though I didn't gag, it was too rubbery for me, so it was hard for me to chew and swallow. Hated eating that one stalk so much, I flushed the rest of the stalks on my plate down the toilet, along with my brothers. (We took turns.)

My parents never found out.

[Ampy]

Look at all the badasses in here... holy ****, you pulled a prank? You're obviously going to hell.

[DragonTrainerSilver]

I tend to overeat lately...

[ven?]

Getting angry, I actually have had various things being said about me from my friends back when I had huge rage issue's, they used to say things like "You're terrifying!", "If there was a god I think you'd kill him, and a satan you'd rape him", "I thought I was more the pitbull when I get angry, you should have that nickname", etc, My rage was an insurmountable beast of intolerance, you could breath and I would snap you're neck with a brutal stare/glare. But since I seem to be over it now I feel really bad for what I did to everyone and like to apologize but there's no changing what happened.