I've stolen junk food from my sister's room when she wasn't home before.
I bit my mother on the arm when I was five. XD I was a troubled child....lolz
I don't really do anything I consider that bad.
Some things I do that other people dislike are:
having a negative attitude
skipping showers occasionally when I have no where to go.
and then there's a whole other list of things that my psychotic dad used to yell at me about like:
Wearing make up
Not wearing make up
Taking a shower
Taking a nap after school
"Dressing like a sl*t" (while wearing a t-shirt and jeans)
Not dressing femininely enough (while wearing a t-shirt and jeans)
Not going on dates with boys (apparently my dad wanted me to go on dates with boys a lot when I was a teenager.. maybe so he'd have an excuse to call me a sl*t finally)
Talking to boys (oh wait that was my mom, she asked me "so are you planning on getting pregnant?" when I talked to a boy on the phone the first time)
The list goes on an on but that's all the ridiculousness I care to share for now.
When I was tiny I bit a kid's face. He stole my toy truck so he had it coming.
If I made a list of everything else ... well it would take too long...
I used to liek mudkipz, then I took an arrow in the knee. However the arrow turned out to be a seaking. It yelled "F*** yeah" so I screamed "FUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". The seaking's face became that of a troll while mine became forever alone. The situation was super effective.
I have done some bad enough stuff that I am not going to talk about it here. It's not stuff I should be bragging about.
Last edited by Zazie; 12th May 2012 at 6:00 AM.
I'm pretty bad for sleeping in (fully serious). It's disgusting how much I sleep on weekends.
I sometimes kill people
Overthrowing governments and installing despotic regimes in the third world.
Aren't I just a little rascal?
I tell small white lies sometimes
For example, one of my male coworkers came in with this awful haircut, and I could tell he felt pretty bad about it, so when he asked me what I thought I told him it looked good. Now that I think about it, I don't really think that's a bad thing
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I make loads of lies. Even worse, I don't feel bad for it, even though I know that it's wrong.
this one time, i laughed at a mentally handicapped boy. i also used to skip school frequently.