One time I ate the M&Ms before the apple when I was specifically told to do it the other way around.
I'm one bad apple.
~Fact of the Whenever~
Life gives you lemons because a large portion of humanity wasn't thankful for the grapes it already had. Please treat all fruit with respect.
I have trouble controlling my anger. I'm fine if I can keep it contained, but there's even the smallest leak, it all comes crashing out. My partner has told me I look like I'm ready to kill people. -__-
I used to swear like a sailor. Less so, now, but I do still swear sometimes when it's not appreciated.
I pick at my nails and the skin on my fingers. I don't even know WHY, at this point. It's been a life-long habit.
"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies."
- James Matthew Barrie (Peter Pan)
I'm a serial jaywalker.
Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!
i was joking around with this girl and made a bad joke about her father, her father was dead. we never talked again and she actually had to cry on a later moment that day. i never knew if it was because of me. but i assume it was.
also this one time, during a test for German, i had my test finished but i had left a few words untranslated. when you were done you had to like put your paper on the corner of the table and you were basically free to do whatever. i put my paper on the corner of my table and started listening to music, but those untranslated words were really bugging me. so i got out my German book to learn what the translation of those words were. after i read them i saw that the teacher wasn't collecting the papers yet and he was busy answering a question. So i left my book open on my table, got my test and shamelessly wrote down the correct answers. i still had like only 6 out of 10 points, however :l
\[T]/ grossly incandescent \[T]/
I swear all the time...
I don't read the terms and conditions.
Made by me, I take requests.
White lies; that is, lies that have good intentions and benefit people because of hidden truths. I try not to compulsively lie, because that can become a terrible habit. However, even white lies aren't necessarily a good thing, because people are generally entitled to the truth.
Also, I guess watching pr0n, but hey, what's a guy to do sometimes?
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I look at pictures of ponies doing thingies with each other.
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I spend 50% of my time fretting inwardly over my weight. I'm average weight; not thin but certainly not overweight either. But I can't stop thinking about food/eating schedules/diet etc etc.
Some days I swear far more than most people would consider healthy. I lie quite a bit as well, a habit I am trying to break.
Take a moment to consider just how nothing nothing really is....If you understand this, then you just solved the universe.
The truth that each person...each soul...is a book. And when we lay our feelings out in the open...and we give them no name...and we give them no author....and we give them no description.....who will actually read them..........?"
Credit to Eevee for the amazing banner.
Current fanfiction project: Pokemon: Absolution
I karate chopped my friend
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Spoiler:- Credits And Pokedex Progress:
I drink too much. other than that, i'm a generally good guy.
Pkmn W: 3181 5617 3649
Pkmn W2: 1464 4040 1673
I killed a man. WITH DIS THUMB.
Seriously though, I played soccer with a baby once...
Bad things I do?
Ship nearly every person I know with someone ... really bad habit of mine xD
I unlocked the parental security on my tv. Oh ****, somebody stop me now, I'm on fire!
Oh wait I actually have a tendency of being straight-up and freely expressing my opinion. If a fat person comes up to me and asks how they look, I'll be perfectly honest and call them fat. I see a ugly kid that's a loser? "Oh hey look at that loser over there."
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I've never done anything bad in my life. I honestly don't know how you jackasses live with yourselves.
Twin: Hero of Gayland, Esq.
once i told a girl i loved her
that ended well
can u imagine a time when this person did not exist at all