I refuse eye contact and never smile at strangers, even if they smile at me. Does that count?
Sometimes I'm too lazy to do my chores. :P
I stalk and torment people I hate.
I masturbate into my toilet bowl and sometimes I don't flush.
~*Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... it's about who came, and never left your side*~
My Anime List - updated every now and then
Drop me a message if you wanna talk. I reply most of the time.
Food. Of the junk variety.
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
i committed an armed robbery in which i regret so much now. I wish i was dead because now i face 7 years in prison.
I have a horrible temper, and if I feel like someone is trying to have a go at me I will say something about it. It's something that I need to work on, because most of the time people are actually not trying to fight me.
He Will Be Loved l Sig By Sworn Metalhead
Threw my phone.
Saw a good movie without my bro.
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I put a dead fly in the middle of my dad's office desk. I don't think he ever noticed.
Edit: I posted the word 'vagina' on Neopets. The staff wasn't happy with me
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I swear far too often - so much that I now believe that swearing is part of who I am, lol just kidding.
I also prank call people a lot, among performing other pranks, idk I just think pranks are funny.
I went on Disney Channel without my parents permision. Propbably already siad it but whatever.
The world needs more weird people who know how things work and who love to figure it all out.
Being different is not a crime, and people who tell you it is are just jealous that you've picked up a skill they never in their wildest dreams could acquire.
You can code. They cannot. That is pretty dang cool.
I let the dogs out....
I kill innocent people on crackdown 2 and then when my team-mates shoot at me I throw Shrapnel Grenades
I am guilty of making racist jokes just because they're funny.
P.S. I'm not really racist
I have claimed Hypno:
MM: Noibat, Tyrunt
I killed a man! (Not really, in case I'm being tracked)
i stole 20 bucks from my dad to buy yugioh cards from some guy at school.
Thanks to FairyWitch for the profile pic!
† I am a Christian, and not ashamed to admit it! Copy and paste this if you are too.†
National Dex Completed 2/13/2014, at 12:12 A.M., with 212:16 Game Time, and thanks to my friends who traded me over 200 times that week
I'm so bad, I play the Wii without the safety strap
Yeah, I'm just that bad***.
Trainer name: Liam (I'm usually up for casual battles now...)
Friend Codes Pearl: 5113 7483 6924 White: 0562 7412 3100
"While working on my PokéDex, I looked all over for Pokémon. Not only that, I assembled teams that would beat any Pokémon type. And now... I'm the Pokémon League Champion! Red! Do you know what that means? I'll tell you. I am the most powerful Trainer in the world!"
I smoke a pretty hefty amount of weed (probably 4 or 5 grams per week on average), though I don't see that as a bad thing some of you might. I drink underage ('tis a shame, people thinking they can control what I do with my body.).
One time there was a sign that said "Keep off grass".
I walked all over that shit.
I write fanfiction, and I'm probably gonna start streaming things soon. Pretty nifty right?
btdubs my name on Smogon/Pokemon Showdown is The Funky Stunky
I drink during the day.
Alpha Sapphire --> Arceus is the Alpha pokemon --> Arceus is a generation 4 pokemon --> Sinnoh confirmed!!
(Yeah, get used to it now, because this is what you're going to have to put up with for the next 5-7 years)
My parents and teacher caught wind of my twitter, Facebook, Skype, Youtube and DeviantArt accounts because of the violent content, bad words, and other inappropriate things.