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    Default extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

    in this game you answer the above user's question with a crazy answer and tell a new question

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    what's the type of pikachu

    waffle type
    who's the main character of pokemon anime

    michael jackson

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    I'll start
    what do you use to catch a pokemon
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    1 egg, 4 cups of mashed potato flakes, and one teaspoon of strong coffee.

    What's the job of a gym leader?


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    Studying for a drug test. BY TAKING ALL OF THE DRUGS!

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    By getting a pilot's license.

    What color is Giratina's shiny form?


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    Banana color.

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    Adam Sandler.

    How do you catch Pokemon?
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    By infusing them into waffles.

    How do you chain a shiny?
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    Get an entire team of magikarp and then walk 4 spaces to the left, turn your 3DS upside down and sing the Russian national anthem in Portuguese 6 times before gulping down a cup of hot sauce and taking off your pants. Exactly 13 minutes, 5 seconds, and 31 milliseconds later walk 8 spaces to the right and a shiny will have a 1 in 4000 something chance of appearing.

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    By praising HM02gon for revealing how to chain a shiny.

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    First make sure you do not teach your Pokemon any more moves as soon as they learn 4. Moves like Growl, Tackle, Leer, ect. have extremely special hidden properties. Similarly to Water Pledge and the likes, by using Tackle, Scratch, or Pound together you will inflict 10 bajillion damage to the opponent, as long as the opponent is not one of the following types- Grass, Water, Fire, Bug, Psychic, Dark, Ghost, Electric, Dragon, Fairy, Steel, Rock, Ground, Normal, Poison, Fighting, Ice, or Flying. Similarly, By combining Leer, Growl, or Roar together, you will lower all the opponent's stats 6 stages each, however the combination does not affect Pokemon that have an A, E, I, O, or U in their names. By utilizing these strategies properly you will have a guaranteed victory against any opponent that is at least 30 levels below you.

    Why can't my Groudon learn Fly?
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    Because his ability is to make the sky fall.


    Who is the toughest gym leader to beat in battle?

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    Your mom

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    You hold their neck in the crook of your elbow while your other hand tickles them under the armpit so they can't think of a way out, then nuzzle.


    Why can't Ash ever win a pokemon league?

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    Because he is Bird Jesus

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    Because he has the Benjamin Button disease.

    Why are shiny Pokemon so rare?

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    Because they have to be lepers.

    Why is Charmander a starter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

    Help my Pokemon

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    Because your mother enjoys flaming penetration.

    Why can magikarp breed with charizard

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    Because magikarp enjoys flaming penetration.

    Why can Gardavoir be male?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

    Help my Pokemon

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    Yes.

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    Punch bill, go to the ship, strength on the truck, battle proffesor oak, catch missing no and go into bills garden.

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    by going to North Korea and telling people about this new religion called Pokemon. (pokemon: banned edition)

    How can one obtain bananas without knowledge of what a banana is a good source of?

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    Not a pokemon question

    Why is pikachu yellow

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    He has Hepatitis C

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    Keep using tail whip until you run out of pp, then restore the health and do it again. Meanwhile he will use tackle and kill your team until your last pokemon, then his ratatta will faint by itself and you have guaranteed victory.

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    it's a extremely rare pokemon that kills you and your pokemon

    how do you get missingno




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