Pokemon Universe 11.1: A Fresh Start

[VS]

First I went to the Solaceon Ruins because I'm a Sinnohian from Snow Point.
There was some weird righting on the wall so I moved it around. I wrote GO KINGS and ICE HOCKEY. I went on in my adventure and heard something coming straight to me.
INTRUDER WHO ARE YOU?
My name is Pekka,
ATTACK!
CHARGE!
I got a hockey stick and hit them all. Some stuck on me and I used Ice Beam to freeze them and hit them off too.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Next I went to the Ruins of Alph
MORE OF THOSE OBNOXIOUS BASTARDS!
INTRUDER WHO-
Yea I know, I got out my hockey stick and beat them all again. There was more to this place.
I go down to a mysterious deep part of the ruins.
I now, will make a new, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina.
INTRUDER! A 460, FROM SNOWPOINT CITY, LIKES HOCKEY, TEAM IS LA KINGS!
Kill him my children.
YES MASTER.
A Roar of Time, Spacial Rend, and a Shadow Force hit me.
Ok mercy kill me
Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina all cornered on me.
I hit them all with an ice beam and crushed them, the same with Arceus.
Now finally the Tanoby Chambers
MORE OF THOSE GOD DAMN THINGS!
I pick them up and write nwonU they died.
I looked around the ruins and discovered a golden bar, but that's all I really found there. Thank God I'm back.
to lazy for smileys