*wakes up slowly* Wh-where am I?
You are in the Main Menu ehhh I mean the Tanoby Key, My lord.
The Tanoby Key. How did I get here?
Ugh, stupid outsiders with their bad memories.
Wait, ‘My lord’? There must be some misunderstanding here. First of all I’m not of any royal descent as far as I know also lord is generally used to refer to males and I’m female.
It must be because of your long stay outside my lord. You’re acting completely like an outsider. Wait did you say you’re a female. Guards! We have an impostor!
x2 Yes. Right away.
Ehh, how about I just leave and you never see me again. *runs through the exit*
*shakes head* Silly outsider. That’s not how things work around here.
*looks confused* Okay, something’s off here.
Hello miss, you’re probably confused what this place is. Right now you’re in the Monean Chamber, the first chamber of the place known as the Tanoby Ruins by outsiders.
I already know how the Tanoby Ruins look. Could you give you any helpful information?
The point of this chamber is to find the exit.
*points to the exit* You mean that exit?
Yes, that exit. Go on, go there now.
*walks through the exit*
Welcome. Liptoo Chamber. Find duuuurrrrrrrp exit.
What a surprise*walks off* Freak.
*rick falls from the ceiling*
I hadn’t noticed that. Couldn’t’you tell me beforehand?
Hehehehehe. Yes. Did not.
*walks the other way and gets a few rocks in her way on the way to the exit*
Welcom to the Time Trial Level Chamber also known as the Weepth Chamber. *looks ominously* ‘Cause you will weep from the trial in this chamber.
*a giant boulder falls behind Sierra and starts rolling towards her*
Oh, god. Not good. *runs like crazy*
See, what did I tell you? And you’re right ‘god’ and ‘good’ are different words!
Very... funny... *runs through the exit*
Man, almost got her. Though, that’s not bad, actually. I mean It’s not often that outsiders make it through this chamber.
Don’t worry, soon she’ll hit rock bottom.
I know, I know.
*goes straight for the exit*
*angered* HEY DON’T YOU DARE IGNORIMG ME! YOU CAN’T GO THROUGHT THERE, YOU DON’T HAVE THE KEY YET!
*picks up key that wasn’t there a few seconds ago*
*eye twitches* HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?
Ruins of Alph
to the Rui-
Ruins of Al-
Alph. *whipers* You know that that was my line.
So, what am I supposed to do here?
*whispers* No, it’s mine now.
You stand before
Our combined power will bring you down in mere seconds from NOW! *use a combined Psychic on Sierra and accidentally throw her through the exit*
I know what you’re going to say, but no it was you who threw her.
No, it was obviously you.
*the force of the psychic makes her bump into
Hey, watch where you’re flying. Wait how did you fly anyways?
I didn’t. I got smacked into you.
Oh, let me guess, Slate and Laura?
Yeah, eh. No, it wasn’t Laura, right?
*shrugs* Don’t ask me.
*scratches chin* What was the name again? La-la-la.
And with that you’ve passed the test. Please continue.
*yawns* Welcome to Rixy Chamber. Since it seems that the Master had somewhat ran out of ideas this chamber is basically a rehash of the Monean Chamber. Please enjoy your stay, and *yawns* try not to bore yourself too much. This could, for example, be achieved by staying here a title longer than necessary and talking to me.
Ehhh, no. I’ll just go and try to leave this place as fast as I can. *exits*
*sobs* Why does my life sucks so much? *tris to cut self but fails since it doesn’t have arms nor a knife or something similiar* See, I even suck at that.
You! Take me with you!
Why should I?
Because I can’t take it anymore to live in this place! Please, I’ll do anything!
What can you actually do for me then?
Eh, nothing actually. Ehehehehehehe.
You do realize I’m just going to follow you through the exit and keep on pestering you for not taking me with you, right?
It’s been too long. Finally there has been someone for me to dissect again.
Pitiful Earthling, do you truly have no idea who’s standing before you? Well, then allow me to introduce myself. I’m the GREAT! The POWERFUL! DEOXYS! Even though I can’t change forms since the author decided not to make me able to for whatever reason and I’m there for not a powerful as I could be. Also, to the female readers even though you can’t see me, I’m very handsome and, more importantly, single.
Are you sure you don’t have any kind of issues or anything?
No! Now stand still so I can do what I want.
*randomly runs up and down random stairs* Why can’t I lose him?
Looks like you’ve cornered yourself. Now DO keeps still. And as for your question. Well, I’m just that awesome.
Look! A distraction! *points in a random dirction*
Pitiful Earthling, simple tricks like that are not going to wor- Must. Not. Look. At. Distraction. *looks in the random dirction*
*runs through an exit with a giant sign above it saying ‘Pokémon Universe Camp’*
Okay, that was rather anticlimactic.