Marathon, Mafia, and Mareep
Marathon? I got this. I’m a fit ninja. This’ll be a piece of cake.
And the race is going to be starting in just a sec. Remember racers, you will take the track through our Beach of the Krab, then through our city, and then you will end in the Mareep Fields. Best of luck racers.
Hmm, well I’ve never actually ran a marathon before… Hmm… I’ll be fine, right?
MAG! *Shoots a fireball into the air to signal the start of the race*
All of the competitors, including Braze, head off to start the race. All of the Pokémon are racing across the beach, not necessarily caring who is winning and such, as most are to here to just run it. However, Braze is forced to run this, so he’d like to get through as fast as possible.
Hey, why don’t I just run across the sand dunes. Nothing can go wrong right?
And that’s when everything went wrong.
Beach of Krab
Braze falls and slams into an underground floor.
Oof… what the… where am I?
A Krabby waddles up, wearing a fancy black fedora.
Well lookie what we got here. You fell in through that hole up there when you were runnin in the dunes.
Oh, hehe. And uh, you’re the Krabbys here then.
You got dat right buddy. Hey, Charles!
Whatcha want Steve?
Go get da boss. We got company.
Uh, the Boss?
A Kingler walks in, with a cigar and another fancy fedora.
Haha, look who happened to a, stumble in on our safe house. You know, I don’t like people that happen to stumble in on our safe house. If I wanna see you, I have my people bring you in. I don’t like house calls.
That’s great, I gotta go now.
Hey Hey Hey. Not so fast da Boss doesn’t like to be walked out on.
What, are you the mafia or something?
Eh, you could say that.
Like I said. You look like you could be trouble. I don’t like trouble. I’m the only trouble I like around. Kapich?
Yeah, sure, whatever. I REALLY have to leave and finish this marathon now.
Oh you do? Well that’s too bad. CHARLES! STEVE! Take care of him. Now if anyone needs me, I’ll be playing some EpicMafia. *leaves*
So you guys are gonna kill me?
Yeah man! We can learn Guillotine!
Yeah man. We kill you.
*uses Guillotine and nothing happens*
What the heck?
Duh, I’m a higher level then you. I’m outta here. *walks down hallway*
Well..uh… da Boss will getcha! We will meet again!
Hmm, I wonder what’s up here.
*opens manhole cover*
Oh hey, I’m in the city. And the marathon is right down that road!
What is it Ms. Lopunny?
That Sneasel stole my purse!
What do you need a purse for? You’re a Pokémon?
You question why I have a purse when you’re in a game show run by Pokémon? What do you need some dumb game show for?
Mwhaha. You’ll never catch me.
*Braze shoots Sneasel with an Aura Sphere*
Ugh, you got me…
*Takes Purse* Here you go Ms. Lopunny.
Yeah, whatever. Don’t you have some stupid game show thing to do.
Oh yeah! *runs off to finish marathon*
Aha, I’m in Mareep Fields now!
Yep, exactly as I expected.
Aha! We got you now guy!
Yeah, and this guy is Level 80!
Crap… *Braze runs into the fields*
Oh know ya don’t *clicks pincers and a thousand Krabbys appear*
Oh snap, I have no chance. *ducks among Mareep* Oh hey! I got an idea! I’ll be like Odysseus!
Braze much like the Greek Mythology he has read up on, clings to the underbelly of a Mareep and ushers all of the Mareep towards the finish line.
You kid. You think we’re that stupid? We’re like a foot tall. We see you. In the myth it was a 20 foot Blind Cyclops.
Hmm, good point. Plan B. Mareep use ThunderBolt!
Psh. Duh. Much better idea. *shoots a ThunderBolt at the Krabby*
No prob Braze. Good Luck in Universe!
We’ll get you kid! Mark my words!
Yeah… I’m not gonna lose sleep over it.
*crosses finish line*
Okay, I’m outta here. *leaves*
Ah, so his name is Braze then…
Uh, dat’s right Boss.
Hahaha. Braze, you may have gotten away this time. But I don’t like being looked a fool. I will have the last laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…urk…eck…
BOSS!! I gotcha a glass of water.
*Boss drinks water*
Ugh, thanks Charles. I’ll bet I look like a real softy now.
Uh, yeah. Pretty much.
I AM NOT SOFT STEVE!!! *chucks Krabby into ocean*
Uh… you’re tough boss.
GOOD!! Mark my words Braze! This won’t be the last of me!
To be continued…
(OoC: I hope you all enjoyed! I would've tried to make it longer, but I didn't have time. Will we see the Krabby Mafia again soon? Have to wait and find out...)