Home? In a sense...
Well, isn't it safe to call home wherever your family is? In my case, it just
had to be a hospital. Boohoo. My brother Matt has been in this hospital for longer than I want to, but at least I work here. It's kind of a shame that work hours keep getting tighter, but just being with him, even if for a while, is good enough.

'You thinkin' to the camera again?

Shh! Don't break the 4th wall, now.

You just did.

T-Then don't join in!

Yeah yeah.
He was adopted, by the way. It's a complicated story, and I don't know too much about it myself. How young was I again?

The challenge.

Shut up, I know!
I lightly punch his shoulder, and he punches back. After a short laugh, we both gaze out of the window, as if to end off a TV drama.

So, today's the day once again, huh? Too bad I wasn't conscious for the first one.

D-Don't make jokes about your condition.
Matt laughed again, but I didn't join in this time. I sit on the edge of the bed, pretending as if his legs were still there.

So, why exactly was the last season canceled?

Oh, apparently Shaymin went missing in the Alps or... somewhere.

Well, you did suck at Geography.
I was going to respond to that, but all of a sudden a chime broke into our conversation, as if to
FINALLY GET ME STARTED ON THE CHALLENGE.
*chingachingaling-ling, chingachingaling*

Arceus, I hate that ringtone.

Come on, who
doesn't love the Chingling Song?
I wave around my phone and shake it like a Chingling, which causes Matt to turn away. Since the slow-*** caller ID still hadn't activated yet, the two of us patiently waited for the name and number to pop up. Until...
*CHINGALING, MUTHAF*KA, 'YA HEARD 'DAT RIIIGHT!*

Pffft-

Uwaah!
I dropped the phone in astonishment. what the hell happened to the cute Chingling that was singing just now?!
*DON' YOU MESS WID ME YO, GET OUTTA' MAH SIIIIGHT!*

I-I don't remember that being in the song...

Well, have you heard the rest of it?

*sigh* No...
"Yo, you've reached Mrina Isaacs! Make sure to leave a message!"

Oh shi-
While Matt and I (

Just you.) were goofing off, the scumbag phone decided to go into message mode. I
would bend down and pick it up, but I feel Matt might push me down. I carefully used both of my feet to fling the phone into the air and make a star catch.

Yesss.

Not bad.
*beep*

Originally Posted by
Caller: Haru

Yo.

Bo-n-jour~!

Ah, hey Haru! If your' calling, that must mean...

Yes, I got us the tickets.

Hehe, all right! When for?

Oh, nothing special, just...
today.

Come again?

Today.

The fu--- Why the hell did you get crap tickets?!

Ehehe, 'bout that... I actually got them a while ago, and KINDA-SORTA, kinda-sorta forgot to tell you. But don't worry, I got all your stuff from your house already. I couldn't remember where you hid the spare, so I just broke the window. OkayI'mrightoutsidethehospitalbyenow~!
*click* *beeep... beeep*

Gh...
I reached for my stuff, but since I didn't have anything I ran for the door. Who knew that the day I would return to Universe would happen so soon?

Um...
later. 'Love you.
Matt's voice got quieter as I ran down the hallway. Crap, I forgot to say farewell...