Corrupted Wish Game v4.0

[pikalax]

Revival of the Corrupted Wish Game, which consumed a Reviser Seed.

The game is simple. You make a wish, and the next poster tells you what goes wrong with your wish. Examples:

I wish I had a tuna.

Granted. It's old and diseased - not good for eating!
I wish the Wii U could come out tomorrow.

Granted. It is made obsolete by the Wii Them.

If you get the gist of this, then let's get going!

I wish Skiyomi approves this thread.

[PokeLegend]

Wish granted. All succeeding wishes shall be corrupted.

I wish that I owned a Haxorus.

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Granted, but it came out of your game and began an apocalypse.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend that isn't fat or may kill/ruin the life of me or any other person/living being when this wish is granted.

[Moog2]

Granted. And then you woke up.

I wish I had a good thing to wish for.

[Jay-san]

Granted! But you suddenly get short term memory loss and forget what your wish was.

I wish that they could make a pokemon game that had all regions and islands that you visit to be the PokeEarth's Ultimate Pokemon Master. XD

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Alright, but your game crashes because of all the data of the map.

I wish this wish will never be granted.
So if it is granted, I win by loopholes.

[Jay-san]

Granted! But all the loopholes are now gone XD

I wish anime characters were really real (not cosplayers) lol

[Articuno_rocks]

I wish that too

Granted. They're real, but they're 2D so you can't do... certain things with them.

EDIT: I wish I could win a million dollars from Total Drama.

[Moog2]

No wish to grant.

I wish for the NP to actually post a wish.

[Articuno_rocks]

Granted, I edited my above post and put a wish in there.

EDIT: I wish I could win a million dollars from Total Drama.

[Moog2]

Granted. Now how are you getting it out of your T.V.?

I wish I had a purple penny.

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted... THAT IS, if you beat out 12 other campers on an island covered in radioactive waste and genetically-engineered monster creatures.
Granted. It is absolutely worthless and painted with lead-based paints.
I wish for a bottomless bowl of no-calorie chicken wings, with the perfect amount of spices, flavorings, and heat, that will never go cold, or expire, and will always taste delicious, covered by a barrier only the wings and my body can pass through. *lol, my perfect wish from 3.0*

[Moog2]

Granted. This bowl you speak of is in deep space, and it's impenetrable barrier is surrounded by an alien armada. It has a name tag with your name on it, but the aliens can't read english.

I wish my school let me wear slippers to class.

[Jay-san]

Granted! But then you'd also need to have all of your school stuff pajama themed (includes wearing your PJs to school) XD

I wish that I had enough money to buy myself all the gaming consoles (also the ones that haven't even been thought of) LOL

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but you can't find all gaming consoles in stores and also not on the Internet, so you won't get all gaming consoles.

I wish PokeShipping would become canon.

[Skamory7]

Granted. It fired and hit your best friend and killed them!

I wish my dad wasn't so mean to me!

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, now your mom is mean to you.

I wish Flareon got Flare Blitz/Sacred Fire/some physical Fire move with a base power over 90.

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Granted, but it crashes the game when used.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

[AquaMilotic]

You could get a girlfriend, but only girls you don't like are attracted to you. You could get a girlfriend, but lose the real desire.

I wish the Arcanine in the screenshot in Spite's signature wouldn't mistreat the innocent Seviper.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, now the Seviper mistreats Arcanine.

I wish I were two inches taller.