Corrupted Wish Game v4.0

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but all other people also grow two inches.

I wish people wouldn't bash me because of being a PokeShipper.

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Granted, now they bash you for everything else.

I wish for world peace.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but life pops up on other planets, and there's war there.

I wish Misty's Togetic would return to the anime.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but it only appears in a two-second cameo.

I wish Pokemon games came out in America at the same time as Japan.

[Moog2]

Granted. The Japan releases will be delayed to match the American ones.

I wish I had a good excuse for being on the forums during school.

[Epic-Inferno]

Granted, but you can only be on the forums at school for one second per month.

I wish my scanner worked.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, your scanner works, but the rest of your PC crashes now.

I wish Ash's Butterfree would return.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but Ash doesn't let it back into his team.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.

[Barbeller]

Granted, but you still cant read it and never go to Japan.

I wish that I am thrown in the Hunger Games arena and die.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but you'll come back to life shortly after death.

I wish some people would stop generalizing PokeShippers.

[Elysian]

Granted, but people are people.

I wish I had a big bucket of sunshine!

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but it's so hot that you burst into flame.

I wish the L button on my DS would start working again.

[Elysian]

Granted, but it won't....

I wish I never lost the joyfull spark of playing SoulSilver

[Epic-Inferno]

Granted, but you lose the joyful spark of playing anything else.

I wish that Oshawott's nose wasn't puke orange color.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, now it's puke green.

I wish that Iris and Cilan weren't so annoying in the anime.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but Ash will become more annoying now.

I wish my sister wouldn't be so mean to me.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, now all your friends are mean to you.

I wish for wild Piplup to appear in B2W2.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but it's only one Piplup, the Piplup would be defeated by you, and you would save and be screwed.

I wish next poster wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Granted. But all other posters can. You only said next poster, so I win by loopholes.

I wish for a redhead girlfriend.

[Azran Flame]

Granted, but said redhead turns out to be Misty who never stops hitting you with a mallet.

I wish Fan Work and Interactive mods were as slack as Misc Mods.