Corrupted Wish Game v4.0

[Ghosts of the Forums]

granted. your mother's name is "math".

i can live with the twist on my wish. i have no problem with kleptomaniac fly scorps.

i wish for real-life optical camo that harmlessly discharges if it were to harm me. aaaaand i get a blanket and a child-like imagination.

[Winter Storm]

Granted but your wish will only last for 10 seconds.

I wish to be a Dexholder in the Pokemon Special manga.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

granted. the manga is never published.

i wish for a taco.

[arnez22]

Granted but cook spit in it.
I wish I shiny charmander

[Professor Snape]

Granted, but your save file got corrupted 10 seconds after that. Sorry, bro.

I wish I had the power to shoot rainbows out of random orifices in my face.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

granted. you are killed by the evil doctor greyscale.

i wish for a wish.

[CrystalNinetales]

Granted, but your wish is Counterfeit.

I wish for nothing.

[Professor Snape]

Granted, but the entire Universe and all of reality no longer exists.

I wish for a blue box that can travel throughout all of time and space.

[arnez22]

Granted but you drop it and it shatters to pieces.
I wish that Unova is the last region they make for Pokemon

[Ghosts of the Forums]

granted. a horde of angry pokemon fans descend upon your household and kill you.

a wish? i wish i'd known that earlier.

[Azran Flame]

Granted. You knew the word "that" from birth.

I wish I lived in Japan.

[arnez22]

Granted but you can only speak English.

I wish I won a million dollars.

[Professor Snape]

Granted, but you suddenly feel a strong, overwhelming sense of selflessness and donate it all to the Charity for Poor Fast-Food Chains.

I wish I was Batman~

[thirty-six]

Granted, but as soon as you wear the costume Joker batters you to death with a crowbar~

I wish I had natural green hair.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

granted, but you are the laughingstock of your friends and end up killing yourself.

i wish i had a silverback. (fro mgears of war)

[LordLucario21]

Granted, but it got mixed with a gorilla in the process, good luck.



I want a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[Trioxhydre]

Granted. They also carry malaria and you catch it. D:

I wish I could actually fly XD

[arnez22]

Granted. You now have to live the rest if your life with pidgeons.

I wish I won 4 million dollars

[ElectricPokeLover]

On the night you won them a thief breaks in your house and steals it all.

I wish I had the ability to transform into any living thing.

[Absoluna]

Granted, but you get stuck in the form of a blade of grass, get cut, and die.

I wish I had an Absol.