Corrupted Wish Game v4.0

[Azran Flame]

Granted, now they use Korean names.

I wish I could get into competitive battling.

You know, that would actually work for me.

Anyway, granted, but you also get into shipping.

I wish North Korea didn't exist.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but it's replaced by an even worse country. (And that's cool that you can read Korean.)

I wish drivers in my area actually paid attention.

[Azran Flame]

Granted. They pay attention to porn instead of driving, however.

I wish I got over 90% for my Music exam.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but you fail all your other exams.

I wish I had a dog.

[Moog2]

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Azran Flame]

Granted, but the Fan Work and Interactive will act like Misc mods.

Yes please

Granted, but said cookie happens to have been licked by a dog.

I wish people only used the English names on SPPf.

[Articuno_rocks]

Granted. Here are your English names: Pikachu, Celebi, Dialga, Palkia, Lucario, Pachirisu, Swanna, Cheren, etc.

(I'm not sure if you get it, but whatever.)

I wish I could actually understand competitive battling.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, you will understand competitive battling, but you won't enjoy it.

I wish bashers wouldn't exist.

[Articuno_rocks]

Granted, no more bashers anymore. Now there are flamers instead.

I wish for a kitty! xD

[AquaMilotic]

You get a kitty, but it dies the day you get it.

I wish PokeShippers wouldn't be unfairly generalised anymore...

[Azran Flame]

Granted. They get pointlessly flamed anyway, though.

I wish Genwunners didn't exist.

[AquaMilotic]

Granted. Genwunners all turn into Gen-two-ers!

I wish Ash and Misty would get married and be together forever, and Ash's Pikachu and Misty's Togetic as well.

[Azran Flame]

Granted, but they get divorced right away anyway. And Togetic dies on the day of their... marriage?... so it gets moot.

I wish people actually thought positively about the DP and BW series.

[AquaMilotic]

@Flame Mistress, you don't grant my wish with that, I clearly said "and be together forever", getting divorced is not being together forever.

Granted. People would think positively about DP and BW because you want that, but you would start disliking DP and BW yourself.

I wish people would understand there are more reasons to prefer the OS over other sagas than only nostalgia.

[GalladeofSpades]

Wish granted. They do, but they still really don't care about the other reasons.

I wish I knew who is the culprit of Umineko.

[AquaMilotic]

You will know, but you don't know who or what Umineko is.

I wish Misty would get a bigger fanbase on this forum.

[Azran Flame]

@Flame Mistress, you don't grant my wish with that, I clearly said "and be together forever", getting divorced is not being together forever.

Read: Corrupted Wish Game v4.0.

Granted, but everyone else starts hating her.

I wish this section was slacker.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, now everyone starts spamming, trolling, and flaming like crazy.

I wish it weren't so hot in summer.

[arnez22]

Granted, but now the winter is hot.
I wish I could get a Thundurus to meet Landorus

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, you'll get a Thundurus and meet Landorus, but Landorus kills your Thundurus (not defeating it, but actually making it die).

I wish people would start to understand how cute Tentacruel is! It's such a cutie, but apparently, only Water Pokemon fans seem to understand that.

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but now they think all other Water Pokemon are ugly.

I wish mosquitoes would disappear from the face of the earth.

[MISSINGNO. rufflet_is_gag]

Granted, but now the Roaches will start to appear in your house and suck your blood.

I wish i had a Uber baby team. Mine is not too powerful.

[Origami_Zekrom]

Granted, but they hyper-beam your face off (by accident) when you try to cuddle them.

I wish it was a 73 degrees with no humidity!

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but it'll only be 73 degrees without humidity for ten seconds.

I wish bullies at school wouldn't wrongly ship me with a girl who admitted she likes Pokemon today (when she said that, people who bully me immediately shipped her with me).

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but now everyone ships you with the bullies.

I wish that all tobacco in the world was destroyed so there wouldn't be so many smokers.