Roll to wish for an indestructable tank and a girl friend to give me a plus modifier. Using my lamps obviously. Then get in the tank with your Girlfriend.
However if only one wish is useable, wish for the Girlfriend.
Also I do not wanna sound nitpicky, but as CH got a six, he should've still hit Saffron, and Psii.
Also is the damage Psii recieved damage from both the guards and CH? Because I know when I RNG a one, usual damage is 3-4, and damage from a six is also 3-4, which means Psii should've lost between 6-8.