Roll to Dodge! V.3

[Charze]

and digi, i thought it went without saying if you piss off an anger based life form it hulked out.

The thing is for this game you don't particularly gain anything by having different forms or having special powers. If you say you have a rocket launcher and roll to use it, youd have the same odds of finding one and using it. In RtD, nothing is guaranteed.

[Ryker]

Roll to change what I look like

[Charze]

Bump for CH, Waffle, and RW

[CuriousHeartless]

Everyone has posted already.

[Charze]

Everyone has posted already.

My bad, I missed yours. But we are waiting on Waffle.

[CuriousHeartless]

Well now it has been more then 48 hours so his time should be up.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

it's reffing time.

[Charze]

Youngster Joey (Ruby XIII)
[Roll 2]
You tried to annoy ImakDemRaeg with n00bish phrases about your Rattata, but he just got kinda ticked off at you and punched you into the wall, causing you to lose 2 health.
[-2 health]

Lulu Grayson (InfernalBlaze)
[Roll 4]
You found a crate of supplies in the corner that you sat on and began to file your nails.

ImakDemRaeg (Ghost of the Forums)
[Roll 6]
You grab control of the steering wheel and command the spaceship off to another galaxy. Upon your grabbing of the wheel, a robot comes to greet you, provided by the ship to assist the captain of the ship, that is at your service. When traveling to the next galaxy, a giant meteor is in your way, so you make great use of the weapons in the ship’s weapons to destroy it, and a small sphere appears from the wreckage. The ship retrives it and it is given to you. It turns out it was a Morph Ball.
[Robot to use; Morph Ball (see description)]

Damone (The Meddler)
[Roll 1]
As you make your move to steal Joey’s Rattata, you are suddenly ambushed by a group of GameFreak employees. “You can’t steal a Pokemon!!! Stealing isn’t rated E!!!” They then proceed to beat you up and leave after giving you a Voltorb.
[-4 health; Voltorb (see description)]

Mat Orientails (PokeLegend)
[Roll 2]
You attempt to absorb electricity from the ship, but you learned the hard way that the ship has an emergency defense system to prevent things like that, sending a blast of water before any energy could be downloaded. Some sparking occurs, but no serious damage is sustained.
[-1 health; Soaked in water (see description)]

Tenma Spark (CuriousHeartless)
[Roll 6]
You shoot the spell at the engine, giving it a large boost of power and energy which flows through the rest of the ship. A robotic voice is heard “Power level at maximum capacity. Warp Speed option now available. Battle Mech Suit online.” With that, a door rises open in the rear of the ship, presenting the full power Battle Mech Suit available for your disposal.
[Warp Speed control available in ship (see stage description); Battle Mech Suit (see description)]

Zai (Psiionic)
[Roll 2]
You successfully complete so basic daggering maneuvers, but with a more dangerous one, you flip a dagger in the air and the hilt (luckily) hits your eye, giving you a black eye.
[Black eye (see description)]

Troll (Ryker)
[Roll -38]
You attempt to change your knowledge of the game into something more than nothing, but you failed because you aren’t in the round! You are then ejected into space and die.
DEAD!!!

SuperWaffleGuy (Im Da Waffle!)
[Roll -]
You forgot to breathe and passed out.You are shocked back to life, but they just hurt, and you take 5 damage.
[-5 Health]

The Man With A Fedora (Robotic Wind)
(-5 Health for being banned)

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Zai (Psiionic)
10/10
10/10
Black Eye (until healed: loss of pride and appearance attractiveness appeal; obscures vision and seeing things; lasts 3 turns unless healed before then)

ImakDemRaeg (Ghost of the Forums)
10/10
10/10
Control of Government robot; Morph Ball upgrade (allows user to roll up into a small, highly resistant ball and move by rolling. Has 3 Morph Ball bombs at users disposal )

Tenma Spark (CuriousHeartless)
10/10
10/10
Battle Mech Suit (gives user wide array of weapons, including targeted missles and rapid machine gun fire. Worn like a suit and has hovering capabilities. While not worn, can be in jet form and called upon to attack. Standard defenses)

Mat Orientails (PokeLegend)
9/10
10/10
Soaked with water (until dried: Electricity deals two times normal damage, electric attacks or usage may backfire, will air dry in two turns unless dried before then)

Youngster Joey (Ruby XIII)
8/10
10/10

SuperWaffleGuy (Im Da Waffle!)
5/10
10/10

Damone (The Meddler)
6/10
10/10
Carrying a Voltorb (only knows Selfdestruct-set to go off in 2 turns dealing 6 damage to everyone in proximity of the Pokemon)

The Man With A Fedora (Robotic Wind)
5/10
10/10

Lulu Grayson (InfernalBlaze)
10/10
10/10

Area: New additions in green.

You are all on spaceship, this space ship was designed for the FTL Program and is currently in the Solar System. The ship is equipped with the bare necessities for intergalactic travel. No Energy Shielding or Health Bay here. Just an engine, a teleporter for landing, a few weapons, a oxygen producing area and a steering wheel. You've all been selected to command this ship to the farthest outreaches of the galaxy and what remains in them. This ship has 50 Health and if it loses all of the remaining health. It will be destroyed, killing all the people inside. As this is a state of the art ship, melee and guns will obviously do little to no damage, but explosives or any weapon you may find out there, will do damage.

Warp Speed Control Now avalible. This allows the ship to return to any previous location or galaxy that is decided on by a majority of the players (more than 50%). A player may at any time suggest a Warp Travel Location, which then the other players vote either approving it or disapproving it.

Eligible Travel Destinations: Our Solar System; System of Abnormally Large Food; new destination

Galaxies will switch every 2-4 turns (as determined by ref/GM) and will typically consist of different planets/locations for competitors to visit. When the ship leaves, all remaining competitors will be teleported back into the ship before switching galaxies.

Current Planetary Location: System of Abnormally Large Food

Places to Teleport to:
FruitLand- Home to BananaVille, a thriving town made almost entirely of bananas inhabited by typically peaceful Gorillas. Noted for its large banana armory and shrine of increadible Banana Smoothies.
The Cupcake- Planet is a giant, completely edible cupcake. The North side has large quantities of vanilla icing and sprinkles, while the bottom is plainer and has easier access to the center.
Cow’s Underworld – A giant Steak that is divided into different sectors. Rare, Medium, Well Done, and Tenderloin, in order of least desirable resting place to most desirable and highest population to lowest population. Cows in these areas can be interacted with, and may be able to help or hurt on your quest.

Enemies: New enemies in red.
Each other. Gorillas and all cows currently peaceful.

Other: The roll 1-6 to determine whether galaxies change have been eliminated. So of you got unlucky, but that makes things really interesting. Good luck to you all, and enjoy the galaxy. Also, you have Warp Control, so feel free to make use of that.

[CuriousHeartless]

Roll to laugh maniacally and use Zio on Mat Orientalis and then transport to Fruitland.

[PokeLegend]

Roll to ignore the attack as the demonic spirit blocks the magic, recover from the blast of water and heal yourself, and then work on improving your mechanical tools with several weapons, such as blades on your left arm and right leg, and mechanical gloves which have knives and firearms built into them.

[Psiionic]

Roll to try and upgrade or make new and better weapons with the technology on the ship also apply some make up on that black eye to hide it

[InfernalBlaze]

Roll to use your newly filed nails as screwdrivers to dismantle Tenma's Battle Mech Suit.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

so i have a metroid suit ball change thingy.

Roll to decsend to the cow's underworld and befriend a cow, hoping ym anger issues don't get in my way (hint for just in case i roll bad and start failing.).

[Ghosts of the Forums]

bump for remaining players.

[Ruby XIII]

Roll to annoy the Gorillas and Cows into attacking other people

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Roll to annoy the Gorillas and Cows into attacking other people

you are just a mean little bastard.

[CuriousHeartless]

An hour left until time. The Meddler is the only one left. Fun fact: I have the most posts in this thread, 79 more then Digipoke who is second.

[Digipoke]

Youngster Joey (Ruby XIII)
[Roll 5]
You use the ship to hack into every cow and gorilla's cell phone, and send out a mass call to all of them, boasting about your great rattatta. This cause all of the animals to begin rioting in the streets of their respective planets. You then laugh manically.

Lulu Grayson (InfernalBlaze)
[Roll 2]
You try to unscrew the battle suit with your nails, but end up breaking them! It hurts a bit and means you

ImakDemRaeg (Ghost of the Forums)
[Roll 4]
You descend down to the Cow's Underworld, and meat a cow named T-Bone. You becomes friends and he will help you out.

Damone (The Meddler)
[Roll -]
You stand thenre and do nothing, the Voltorb doesn't like how boring you are and zaps you.
[-5 health]

Mat Orientails (PokeLegend)
[Roll 2]
Your Spirit attempts to block the bolt of electricity that was shot at you, but the strength of the beam was too strong, you are unable to stop it! The beam cause your systems to glitch up and freeze, causing you to not update your systems or heal.
[-6 HP]

Tenma Spark (CuriousHeartless)
[Roll 6]
You shoot a bolt of electricity at the Mat, whose spirit is unable to block such a high powered electric spell. You then fly down to Fruitland, where the Gorilla's admire your shiny armour, and proclaim you the King of the Gorilla's.

Zai (Psiionic)
[Roll 6]
You begin updating the weapon systems, and update them to their fullest potential, each being able to do a load of damage to any possible threat you could come in contact with. You then begin putting on some magical spoodge war paint on your black eye! The Magical Spoodge heals your eye and gives you a boost in health. Plus, the war paint makes it so that whenever you inflict damage to someone, you will inflict damage to their sanity.

SuperWaffleGuy (Im Da Waffle!)
[Roll -]
You are randomly shot out into space, your body barely alive, you will spend the rest of eternity floating about...
[DEAD!]

The Man With A Fedora (Robotic Wind)
You too are shot out into space, barely alive, you will spend the rest of eternity floating about...
[DEAD!}

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Zai (Psiionic)
12/12
10/10
War Paint: As long as it remains on your face, anyone you hurt will lose the equivalent in Sanity.

ImakDemRaeg (Ghost of the Forums)
10/10
10/10
Control of Government robot; Morph Ball upgrade (allows user to roll up into a small, highly resistant ball and move by rolling. Has 3 Morph Ball bombs at users disposal ) Has a cow named T-Bone. Is on the Tenderloin section.

Tenma Spark (CuriousHeartless)
10/10
10/10
Battle Mech Suit (gives user wide array of weapons, including targeted missiles and rapid machine gun fire. Worn like a suit and has hovering capabilities. While not worn, can be in jet form and called upon to attack. Standard defenses) King of The Gorilla's, as long as you are on Fruitland, the Gorilla's will help you in some things, but may abandon you if they are spooked.

Mat Orientails (PokeLegend)
3/0
10/10
Soaked with water (until dried: Electricity deals two times normal damage, electric attacks or usage may backfire, will air dry in two turns unless dried before then)

Youngster Joey (Ruby XIII)
8/10
10/10


Damone (The Meddler)
1/10
10/10
Carrying a Voltorb (only knows Selfdestruct-set to go off in 1 turns dealing 6 damage to everyone in proximity of the Pokémon)


Lulu Grayson (InfernalBlaze)
9/10
10/10
Broken Nails: Will take 2 turns to regrow nails to a good size to file.

The Man With A Fedora (Robotic Wind)
0/10
0/10

SuperWaffleGuy (imdawaffle)
0/10
0/10


Area: New additions in green.

You are all on spaceship, this space ship was designed for the FTL Program and is currently in the Solar System. The ship is equipped with the bare necessities for intergalactic travel. No Energy Shielding or Health Bay here. Just an engine, a teleporter for landing, a few weapons, a oxygen producing area and a steering wheel. You've all been selected to command this ship to the farthest outreaches of the galaxy and what remains in them. This ship has 50 Health and if it loses all of the remaining health. It will be destroyed, killing all the people inside. As this is a state of the art ship, melee and guns will obviously do little to no damage, but explosives or any weapon you may find out there, will do damage.

Warp Speed Control Now available. This allows the ship to return to any previous location or galaxy that is decided on by a majority of the players (more than 50%). A player may at any time suggest a Warp Travel Location, which then the other players vote either approving it or disapproving it.

Eligible Travel Destinations: Our Solar System; System of Abnormally Large Food; new destination

Galaxies will switch every 2-4 turns (as determined by ref/GM) and will typically consist of different planets/locations for competitors to visit. When the ship leaves, all remaining competitors will be teleported back into the ship before switching galaxies.

Current Planetary Location: System of Abnormally Large Food

Places to Teleport to:
FruitLand- Home to BananaVille, a thriving town made almost entirely of bananas inhabited by typically peaceful Gorillas. Noted for its large banana armory and shrine of incredible Banana Smoothies.
The Cupcake- Planet is a giant, completely edible cupcake. The North side has large quantities of vanilla icing and sprinkles, while the bottom is plainer and has easier access to the center.
Cow’s Underworld – A giant Steak that is divided into different sectors. Rare, Medium, Well Done, and Tenderloin, in order of least desirable resting place to most desirable and highest population to lowest population. Cows in these areas can be interacted with, and may be able to help or hurt on your quest.

Enemies: New enemies in red.
Each other. Gorillas and alll cows besides T-Bone are rioting.

Other: First reffing from my IPad... It most likely went horribad....

[CuriousHeartless]

Roll to calm the gorilla down in some way. Maybe a feast or something.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Roll to beam back up onto the ship with t-bone, use your rage (which i have unlimited uses of, for canon.) and tear joey in two. and then havr t-bone take a smelly cow **** on his corpse.