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  1. #1701
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    Roll to summon an uncensored Gemini Elf.

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    Roll to turn into Cornelius and heal Lindsay, then turn into Oberon and give Lindsay a fairy blessing to reward her apt knowledge for the works of the Bard.
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    Once again roll to beat David Morvan to death and use him as a bloody sacrifice
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    Roll to lunge at phantom of the globe again with a vengeance and attempt to quarter him with my saw.
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    That's everyone. Why am I the only one who even attempted to attack the Deadite? I get that you want the others dead, but normally it is preferable to get some story movement first, hence why rounds are never super short.

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    I've never played this. I assumed that getting the blood sacrifice for the book would move the story forward
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    Quote Originally Posted by fongerman View Post
    I've never played this. I assumed that getting the blood sacrifice for the book would move the story forward
    What book? If its you's, of course it won't help the game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosts of the Forums View Post
    What book? If its you's, of course it won't help the game.
    If you've been paying attention and reading the additional info from each reffing, you'd obviously know what he's talking about.

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    Stop killing mmeeee
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    Quote Originally Posted by innerDesign View Post
    Stop killing mmeeee
    Stop trying to ---- up the other players.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradoxe View Post
    If you've been paying attention and reading the additional info from each reffing, you'd obviously know what he's talking about.
    I hope his royal majesty will forgive me for not reading one paragraph.
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    Moss Man (CuriousHeartless)
    [Roll 1]
    You command the moss to come to your aid. However it seems that it has been infected with the Deadites. Your body burns as they fuse to you. You can feel your crown turn to a crown of thorns upon your liar's chair. It hurts you. You also shrink. David then fires a small ember at you. Burning you some more.
    [-5 Health]

    Lindsay (Paradoxe)
    [Roll 4]
    Okay, to put this gingerly. You call down your undead ghost lover, and, well, uh, lift up your blouse, and asked to be healed. And your lover does so and then makes you a queen.
    (+3 Health)

    David Morvan (innerDesign)
    [Roll 3]
    You fire a small fire from your fiery soul of fire and hope it doesn't back fire. And it hits his leg, burning him.

    Yugi Moto (PokeLegend)
    [Roll 1]
    You summon a risque Gemini Elf, however, upon seeing this, your monsters are sickened by your pervertedness. And each slaps, except the leg of Exodia that sorta just stomps around, you across the face and leaves. Never to be seen again.
    (-4 Health)

    Phantom of the Globe (Octoboy)
    [Roll 5]
    You heal your beautiful blushing bride, and then become the king of Fairies, and then use your powers to make Lindsay the queen of fairies! A position previously held by Elton John who was not at all happy about being replaced.

    Magifonger (fongerman)
    [Roll 1]
    You rush at David determined to end him forever. But he fires a bolt of fire at you, burning your hands and face. As you roll around on the floor, you can hear him laugh.
    (-3 Health and burn on hands.)

    Dominic DeLaFleur Semszinheimer (Ghost of the Forums)
    [Roll 2]
    You rev up your chainsaw, but can only hear a sputter, perhaps it needs gas, perhaps you didn't pull on the cord hard enough. Oh well.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    1. Moss Man (CuriousHeartless)
    3/10
    9/10
    Status: Moss King, can make moss items.
    Items:
    Companions:

    2. David Morvan (innerDesign)
    1/10
    10/10
    Status:
    Items: Back of a cardboard box.
    Companions:

    3. Lindsay (Paradoxe)
    9/10
    10/10
    Status: Is in love with Ghost of the World, will lose one sanity for every health he loses, but will gain bonuses from working with him. Queen of the fairies, can do fairy stuff, and sprout wings to fly.
    Items: Sexy Lingerie.
    Companions: Tiffany and Brittany dolls. They both have 7 health.

    4. Dominic DeLaFleur Semszinheimer (Ghost of the Forums)
    6/10
    10/10
    Status: Blind in one eye, aim is now worse, and can miss objects. Other eye has been enhanced and can see through objects. Has lost his right hand, and as such cannot do dual hand things.
    Items: Chucky's Voodoo knife, one use, if you kill someone with this knife, you can revive them to act as your pawn.
    Companions:

    5. Phantom of the Globe (Octoboy, Woo!)
    10/10
    10/10
    Status: Is loved by Lindsay, and will gain boosts from her in certain scenarios.
    Items:
    Companions: An evil demon bear lover, she has 8 Health.

    6. Magifonger (fongerman)
    7/10
    10/10
    Status: Burn on his hands, attacks with fists do one less damage.
    Items:
    Companions:

    7. Yugi Moto (PokeLegend)
    4/10
    10/10
    Status:
    Items:
    Companions:

    Location (New in green):
    The current location is a cabin surrounded by thick woods, trying to go through them would result in almost certain death! Your best chances are to stay in at all time like hermits. The cabin is rather decrepit, and will fall apart in places if certain attacks/things happen. There are 6 rooms, one for each combatant, it has a bed, a candle, and other roomish stuff. In the Kitchen there is a door to the cellar. Inside the cellar there are 11 different items. These items correspond to a horror icon. Touching one of them will make the horror icon appear, and one item MUST be touched each round.

    The cellar has been locked down, and anyone inside has been teleported out of it. The Book has gone missing, but perhaps it will appear for a blood sacrifice. The strange movements and sounds still ringout in the house, only time will show what happens next. A banging on the front door is heard every now and then. If you die, you will become a deadite.

    Enemies (New in red):
    Deadites, there is an unknown amount, but they all have around 6 health. A Super Duper Deadite, it is currently stuck to the door and has 9 health.

    Other (New in blue):
    The 11 horror items are powerful items, and as such cannot be picked up, only activated. They are as follow. A Hockey Mask. A Fedora. A Puzzle Box. A Chainsaw. A Book. A Hook. A Clove of Garlic. A Fish. A Silverbullet. A Brain. And finally a Pentagram.

    Comments:
    Holy crap, a lot of people are near death. This is seriously the most like evil round in RtD history, because all of you are messed up mofos.

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    Roll to send of your sister-dolls off for diplomatic marriages with the Gumdrop King and the Elf Prince. With the strength of all three kingdoms under your control, call on the royal armies to ride in and destroy the deadites.

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    sorry to burn you mossman i had ment Magifonger but was half asleep when typing.

    Roll to go hide under the covers of your bed until someone nice comes and finds you
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    Roll to turn into Edmund and slyly trick Elton John into working for you with false but convincing promises to get his position returned if he does, so he'll use his sweet singing skills to give the deadites souls again.
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    Well that was terrible.

    Roll to retreat to the back of the house and decompose and absorb some of the wall to regain health.

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    Roll to use Bounce on the bed that David Morvan is hiding in and hopefully use your massive size to crush him to death

    fonger is ruthless
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    Roll to screw the rules and summon an army of the Egyptian God Cards in addition to (with Kaiba's blessing) the Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

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    Roll to cut up David Morvan if he isn't already dead. If he is dead, paint some cool flames on your stump with blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosts of the Forums View Post
    Stop trying to ---- up the other players.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghosts of the Forums View Post
    Roll to cut up David Morvan if he isn't already dead. If he is dead, paint some cool flames on your stump with blood.
    Looks like someone had a change of heart
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    Lindsay (Paradoxe)
    [Roll 2]
    You send off your sisters to their diplomatic marriages, but it appears the Gumdrop King and Elf Prince are gay, so, yeah, that did nothing.

    David Morvan (innerDesign)
    [Roll 3]
    You hide under the sheets of a bed, and hope nothing bad happens. But then Magifonger decided to be the "NOPE!" Guy and kills you.
    (ABRACADABRADEATH!)

    Phantom of the Globe (Octoboy)
    [Roll 4]
    You become Edmund, and then Elton John appears, and you smooth talk him into singing "Candle In The Wind", which causes the deadite on the door to become more human, and to regain apart of his soul.

    Moss Man (CuriousHeartless)
    [Roll 5]
    You rush back into the house and jump on a wall, rapidly decomposing it to regain some health. You burp loudly after you finish.
    (+4 Health)

    Magifonger (fongerman)
    [Roll 5]
    You jump up high, and come crashing down on the poor defenseless David, killing him, splattering blood all over the walls. DELICIOUS!

    Yugi Moto (PokeLegend)
    [Roll 4]
    You summon Slifer, Obelisk and Ra, however due to POWER NERF! They are Chibi versions. Which means they are adorbs.

    Dominic DeLaFleur Semszinheimer (Ghost of the Forums)
    [Roll 3]
    You rev up your chainsaw to kill David, but Magifonger beat you to the punch, so you just cover your stump with David's blood. What a kinky freak you are.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    1. Moss Man (CuriousHeartless)
    7/10
    9/10
    Status: Moss King, can make moss items.
    Items:
    Companions:

    2. David Morvan (innerDesign)
    0/10
    0/10
    Status: DEAD!

    3. Lindsay (Paradoxe)
    9/10
    10/10
    Status: Is in love with Ghost of the World, will lose one sanity for every health he loses, but will gain bonuses from working with him. Queen of the fairies, can do fairy stuff, and sprout wings to fly.
    Items: Sexy Lingerie.
    Companions: Tiffany and Brittany dolls. They both have 7 health.

    4. Dominic DeLaFleur Semszinheimer (Ghost of the Forums)
    6/10
    10/10
    Status: Blind in one eye, aim is now worse, and can miss objects. Other eye has been enhanced and can see through objects. Has lost his right hand, and as such cannot do dual hand things.
    Items: Chucky's Voodoo knife, one use, if you kill someone with this knife, you can revive them to act as your pawn.
    Companions:

    5. Phantom of the Globe (Octoboy, Woo!)
    10/10
    10/10
    Status: Is loved by Lindsay, and will gain boosts from her in certain scenarios.
    Items:
    Companions: An evil demon bear lover, she has 8 Health.

    6. Magifonger (fongerman)
    7/10
    10/10
    Status: Burn on his hands, attacks with fists do one less damage.
    Items:
    Companions:

    7. Yugi Moto (PokeLegend)
    4/10
    10/10
    Status:
    Items:
    Companions: Chibi God Cards, Slifer, Obelisk and Ra each have 5 health.

    Location (New in green):
    The current location is a cabin surrounded by thick woods, trying to go through them would result in almost certain death! Your best chances are to stay in at all time like hermits. The cabin is rather decrepit, and will fall apart in places if certain attacks/things happen. There are 6 rooms, one for each combatant, it has a bed, a candle, and other roomish stuff. In the Kitchen there is a door to the cellar. Inside the cellar there are 11 different items. These items correspond to a horror icon. Touching one of them will make the horror icon appear, and one item MUST be touched each round.

    The cellar has been locked down, and anyone inside has been teleported out of it. The Book has gone missing, but perhaps it will appear for a blood sacrifice. The strange movements and sounds still ringout in the house, only time will show what happens next. A banging on the front door is heard every now and then. If you die, you will become a deadite.

    The book has reappeared, it is resting on a table.

    Enemies (New in red):
    Deadites, there is an unknown amount, but they all have around 6 health. A Super Duper Deadite, it is currently stuck to the door and has 9 health and a soul.

    Other (New in blue):
    The 11 horror items are powerful items, and as such cannot be picked up, only activated. They are as follow. A Hockey Mask. A Fedora. A Puzzle Box. A Chainsaw. A Book. A Hook. A Clove of Garlic. A Fish. A Silverbullet. A Brain. And finally a Pentagram.

    The Book is back, it can either be read, or destroyed, if read it can either empower or destroy. If destroyed all the deadites will die.

    Ref's Comment!: Yeah, tough luck, Inner, but the show must go on!

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    Roll to tear the book to pieces.

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    Why do you all hate me
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    Roll to have a baby with Phantom of the Globe

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    Quote Originally Posted by innerDesign View Post
    Why do you all hate me
    Inner, no offense, but stop being a baby. Things didn't go in your favor and two people decided to try and knock off weak competition. There will be more rounds and more deaths. Stop whining and just look forward to doing better next time.

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    In his defense, being ganged up on for most of the game isn't too pleasant. Not that anyone can be blamed for what the dice do.

    Roll to turn into Orsino and tell Mr. John, "if music be the food of love, play on" causing him to sing until the deadites turn nice, then morph back into Oberon and agree to have a baby with Lindsay on the condition that she let "the little changeling boy" "Be my henchman".
    All fear the vampiric ghost skeletal uber mr. mime caterpie!

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