Roll to Dodge! V.3

[Paradoxe]

Roll to summon your fairy servants to heal your health and sanity

[octoboy]

Roll to summon a star to guide a wandering bark to come to our aid.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Roll to somehow (without getting too descriptive) slip your chainsaw onto your other stump.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Bump. It's been way over the 48 hours.

[Digipoke]

Moss Man (CuriousHeartless)
[Roll 4]
You heal quickly, regaining a bit of health, and then head down to find the trident, but atleast you don't get attacked.
(+ 3 Health)

Lindsay (Paradoxe)
[Roll 4]
You call upon your servants, and they heal your body and mind.
(+1 Health and +3 Mentality)

Phantom of the Globe (Octoboy)
[Roll 6]
You pray to a star, and the star rewards you with an army Wandering Barks. They call you the Lord Of The Trees, and they shall appear when you call upon them.

Dominic DeLaFleur Semszinheimer (Ghost of the Forums)
[Roll 2]
Your wrist is too big for the slot, so eh.

Yugi Moto (PokeLegend)
[Roll 1]
You asplode, and die. FUN TIEMZ.
(DEAD!)
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1. Moss Man (CuriousHeartless)
7/10
9/10
Status: Moss King, can make moss items.
Items:
Companions:

2. David Morvan (innerDesign)
0/10
0/10
Status: DEAD!

3. Lindsay (Paradoxe)
10/10
9/10
Status: Is in love with Ghost of the World, will lose one sanity for every health he loses, but will gain bonuses from working with him. Queen of the fairies, can do fairy stuff, and sprout wings to fly. Has a set of Mini-Wings.
Items: Sexy Lingerie.
Companions: Tiffany and Brittany dolls. They both have 7 health.

4. Dominic DeLaFleur Semszinheimer (Ghost of the Forums)
4/10
10/10
Status: Blind in one eye, aim is now worse, and can miss objects. Other eye has been enhanced and can see through objects. Has lost his right hand, and as such cannot do dual hand things. Has lost his left hand, and as such cannot do hand things.
Items: Chucky's Voodoo knife, one use, if you kill someone with this knife, you can revive them to act as your pawn. Has his peg-arm.
Companions:

5. Phantom of the Globe (Octoboy, Woo!)
7/10
10/10
Status: Is loved by Lindsay, and will gain boosts from her in certain scenarios. King Of The Wandering Trees!
Items:
Companions: An evil demon bear lover, she has 8 Health. Has a Baby Shanquandalah, he has 5 health, and powers.

6. Magifonger (fongerman)
0/10
0/10
DEAD!

7. Yugi Moto (PokeLegend)
0/10
0/10
DEAD!

Location (New in green):
The current location is a cabin surrounded by thick woods, trying to go through them would result in almost certain death! Your best chances are to stay in at all time like hermits. The cabin is rather decrepit, and will fall apart in places if certain attacks/things happen. There are 6 rooms, one for each combatant, it has a bed, a candle, and other roomish stuff. In the Kitchen there is a door to the cellar. Inside the cellar there are 11 different items. These items correspond to a horror icon. Touching one of them will make the horror icon appear, and one item MUST be touched each round.

Everyone is now on The Orca. No, not a real orca but a rickety old boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat isn't that much sturdy and you're gonna need a bigger boat to survive this one, but it floats so whatever. There is a harpoon gun, a sniper rifle, and an explosive barrel set aside if you wish to pick it up.

There are two ways to get back to the cabin. One, is by killing Jaws, who lurks in the waters. Another is by diving for the trident. Diving for a trident without an item is a 1/20 chance of finding it and a 2/5 chance of being attacked by the Merman. Diving for a trident with the harpoon gun is a 1/20 chance of finding it and a 1/5 of killing the merman but 3/5 chance of taking damage from it. Diving for a trident with a sniper rifle is a 1/30 chance of finding it but only 1/5 chance of being attacked by the Merman. Diving for a trident with the explosive barrel is a 1/10 chance of finding it but a 4/5 chance of being attacked by the Merman.

Enemies (New in red):
Each other.

Jaws - Has 20 health. Lurks in the waters and attacks the boat, every turn. If you are in the water besides diving for a trident, you have a 1/5 chance of being INSTAKILLED by Jaws. Can be damaged by regular means but must use an item from the boat to kill. Killer receives Jaws' jaws.

Merman - Lurks in the waters, hunting for divers. Can only be killed with the harpoon gun by diving in the water. If killed, the killer receives the rare and powerful Merman skin.

Other (New in blue):
The 9 horror items are powerful items, and as such cannot be picked up, only activated. They are as follow. A Hockey Mask. A Fedora. A Puzzle Box. A Chainsaw. A Hook. A Clove of Garlic.. A Silverbullet. A Brain. And finally a Pentagram.

[CuriousHeartless]

Woo, second death. No, third death. I'm guessing we aren't doing the final boss thing this time around, which I'm fine with.

Roll to go back to the ship and grab a new barrel of TNT.

[octoboy]

Walking trees, huh? Not quite what I had in mind, but I think I can work with this.

Roll to become Malcolm and command my tree army to storm the shark and the merman with a march like Birnam Wood's approach to Dunsinane and attack the foes while I become Oberon again and hide with my fairy queen and fairy prince safely in the highest bough of the tallest tree.

[Paradoxe]

Roll to begin writing your future bestseller about your crazy horror-themed adventures and your loving relationship with the Phantom, which will provide you with enough funds to start your own dog costume business you always dreamed of

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Roll to make your stump fit in the saw, of you know what I mean.

[CuriousHeartless]

That is everyone.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

Lol I'm just trying to do the stupidest things I can think of.