Is it one of the Jigglypuff line?
I may seem very run-of-the-mill at first glance,- Wiggs a Rabbit, so durr
But I will prove you wrong, if you give me the chance.- Has some Value
The vocal one hates me, but sometimes, you’ll see,- Jigglypuff's main move is Sing, and pokemon with Sound Proof like Whismur, are immune
The voice of the vocal trades places with me.- A quote to the show?
If you want me to be yours, then you’ll need one cent, - In the Anime, they had to convince Jigglypuff to sing
But compared to Lunesta, it’s very well spent.- It's main move is sing, so no hurr durr
I cannot read Braille like Ms. Helen Keller, - Filler?
And please proofread this. I’m a terrible speller. - The Drawings it does on people's faces might have mispelled words?
Who am I?
I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap
I may seem very run-of-the-mill at first glance,
But I will prove you wrong, if you give me the chance. (It gained an evolution Gen 4 thus making it not average anymore)(Dusk Stone is controlled by player)
The vocal one hates me, but sometimes, you’ll see, (Misdreavus) (Perish Song)
The voice of the vocal trades places with me. (It learns Perish Song) (Version exclusives)
If you want me to be yours, then you’ll need one cent, (attracted to shiny objects)
But compared to Lunesta, it’s very well spent. (Insomnia or some dumb shit)
I cannot read Braille like Ms. Helen Keller, (...)
And please proofread this. I’m a terrible speller. (...)
Who am I?
I already said it's not fucking chocolate. I've never randomly guessed and I never will, just take my word for it already and stop making everyone write these stupid walls of text (many riddlers probably don't even read).
If I really wanted to I could just make up stuff for every line and still make chocolate guesses.
It's stupid. And annoying. And stupid. And unnecessary. And I don't like it.
^^ Yeah I have no idea WTF is Lunesta? And Litwick counted as a guess he didn't have to put it there if it wasn't a guess.
Yeah, I think it could be Murkrow. I'll go with Honchkrow, just in case.
Oh, and by the way, you're all still wrong, so I'll give a hint.
Hint #1: There aren't any lines that are just filler. Every line is significant.
Wait a minute... Z drug?
In that case, I guess PorygonZ, because you need coins for the slot machines for a porygon, and it's a normal type (run of the mill), but at the same time, quirky and abnormal. It lacks fingers, and its name is a corruption of polygon. I don't know about the vocal part though.
All fear the vampiric ghost skeletal uber mr. mime caterpie!
Thank you Megadio for the awesome banner.
I think that the last line is telling us that one word in the puzzle is mispelled, on purpose? Im going with Larvesta.
I'll go with Vigoroth. Lunesta is apparently a drug used to treat insomnia, and Vigoroth can't sit still, pretty much. It also learns Uproar. It's a Normal-type (run of the mill) but if you give it a chance it evolves to Slaking, the immensely powerful (but lazy) Pokemon. jkhkjhksjadf idk
Um... Clefairy family?
Nope. Here's another hint.
Hint #2: The last line refers to the riddle itself, not the Pokemon.
Well, people were guessing Unown cause of the letters, and Jigglypuff cause it writes on people's faces.
Eevee, because its a normal type but given the chance it can evolve into one of seven Pokemon. You can buy it from the game corner in HG/SS, and the spelling part is that eve is a word, and when I do spellcheck since I'm using my iPod in Eevee's place it says eve
Still no right answers.