When you are out on a date
don't arrive a minute late
present your dignity on a plate
cuz your lady is so boss.
If she has to take a sneeze.
Present your shirt, no tissues, please.
Walk around with snot on you.
Reminds you of your place.
If your date is looking blue.
Here's something that you ought to do.
Get on the floor and kiss her feet.
Then you recieve a special treat.
A visit from your princi-pal
reminds you who you really are.
For men were place on Earth to serve
a woman's whims, now ain't that good?