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    Default Dating Advice

    When you are out on a date

    don't arrive a minute late

    present your dignity on a plate

    cuz your lady is so boss.

    If she has to take a sneeze.

    Present your shirt, no tissues, please.

    Walk around with snot on you.

    Reminds you of your place.

    If your date is looking blue.

    Here's something that you ought to do.

    Get on the floor and kiss her feet.

    Then you recieve a special treat.

    A visit from your princi-pal

    reminds you who you really are.

    For men were place on Earth to serve

    a woman's whims, now ain't that good?

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    Are you traveling master on fanfiction?
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    No? Do you mean fanfiction.net? I'm not a member there.

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    Oh, because, that's the name of one of his O'C's..He's leaving for 2 years. Anyways, Brody is a Lucario who couldn't get a girl if he tried. Almost like Johnny Bravo
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    Oh well Brody is a common name I guess, in 4th grade there were 2 people named Brody in the same class.

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    Oh, I see. Nice poem btw
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    Thanks I'm part of a group that expresses female superiority.

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    Oh, a feminist group?
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    No, feminism supports gender equality, but we speak to males and encourage to practice humility and treat women as their superiors.
    This way, men will cause less trouble and behave themselves, ecspecially during baseball games.

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    Lol, he's not, he's a troll, Super.
    I can smell u

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    I'm just being nice here
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    I'm being called a troll for holding beliefs different from yours. If that's definition of a troll then I guess I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brody View Post
    I'm being called a troll for holding beliefs different from yours. If that's definition of a troll then I guess I am.
    You tell him! Stand up for what you believe in!
    Tonight, I wanna dance with someone else ~

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    Stop being dumb.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

    pm me any reports/questions that you may have
    (it may take a couple of days for me to respond, though)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreis View Post
    stop being dumb.
    bUT I CANT HELP IT HOW DO I STOP BEING DUMB AND START BEING COOL WHAT IS THE SECRET

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