Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[HydroSwampert]

I get my friend Ike (From Fire Emblem) to use his Final Smash, Great Aether, on the bedrock.

Do I want this game to end quickly? No. Do I want it to end? Yes.

[Ponymon]

I get a 1000 ton weight dropped onto the rock

[Monster Guy]

Several Haxoruses use Outrage on the bedrock.

[Krazy95]

Carly Rae Jepsen uses 'Call Me Maybe'. It's super effective.

[Exeggudork]

the bedrock is forced to use self destruct. instant win right?

[Ponymon]

I drive a tank containing the world's most annoying singers and tie them to the rock

[Lost Requiem]

I summon Exodia once more. I don't understand how it's not as Powerful as a Kamehameha

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Tell you guys what. After every fifth page, the attacks to x2 than they normally would. Then x3. Then x4. So now all attacks will do more. Attacks with -0 HP will be added to whatever the rest is being multiplied by.

I send a hailstorm with hail the size of cars to crash down on the bedrock.

-4 HP

I will use Anonymous on the bedrock.

-2 HP What?

Yeah, that all seems a bit too weak. It has enough healht we can bump up the power some.

Have Superman punch the bedrock.

-4 HP

I will use a blue shell on the bedrock.

-4 HP

I use heavy machinery to throw another block of bedrock at the block of bedrock. :P

-5 HP (When I can't decide between 1 and 2 HP)

I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZERS! at the bedrock.

-4 HP

I give the bedrock the Blue Screen of Death.

-1 HP

I get every Pokemon that can learn earthquake/magnitude to use it on the rock

-5 HP

I'm going to attack the bedrock with the Numa Numa Guy.

-2 HP

Play a Justin Beiber song mix at full blast to the bedrock.

-3 HP

I get my friend Ike (From Fire Emblem) to use his Final Smash, Great Aether, on the bedrock.

Do I want this game to end quickly? No. Do I want it to end? Yes.

-4 HP

I get a 1000 ton weight dropped onto the rock

-4 HP

Several Haxoruses use Outrage on the bedrock.

-5 HP

Carly Rae Jepsen uses 'Call Me Maybe'. It's super effective.

-2 HP

the bedrock is forced to use self destruct. instant win right?

-2 HP, another one with the same HP replaces itself with it.

I drive a tank containing the world's most annoying singers and tie them to the rock

-3 HP

I summon Exodia once more. I don't understand how it's not as Powerful as a Kamehameha

-4 HP


I'll tally the actual HP once my caculator finally turns on.

Edit: 999,999,829/1,000,000,000

[Lost Requiem]

Uhm, How is Knights of the Round only Two Damage!? Each Knight Deals 9999 damage in FF7, and there are Twelve Knights

I summon Knights of the Round Once More

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Uhm, How is Knights of the Round only Two Damage!? Each Knight Deals 9999 damage in FF7, and there are Twelve Knights

I summon Knights of the Round Once More

I apologize for never playing FF7. <_<
Not going to tally now, not necessary and I'm tired.

[SoulMuse]

I read Atlas shrugged front to back to the bedrock.

[your boss]

I send military tanks to blast nuclear bombs at bedrock.

[SoulMuse]

I detonate the entire U.S. nuclear arsenal on the bedrock.

[your boss]

I get a Earthquake of a magitude of 999,999,999,999,999 at bedrock.

[SoulMuse]

I crash the moon into the bedrock.

[your boss]

I bring our Sun to burn bedrock.

[~SilverLugia~]

I find 2 of every single Pokemon that can learn Hydro Pump, and they all use Hydro Pump on the bedrock at the same time.

[Krazy95]

I send a horde of Boomers from L4D at the bedrock. Followed by a horde of Spitters.

[your boss]

I assemble all Marvel and DC superheroes and villians to come together and attack with their mightiest strength on bedrock.

[Krazy95]

I will get a group of 4 people to mine the bedrock with Diamond Picks.