Ruby uses Surf, its super effective! Bedrock got crushed under massive tital waves, and a tsunami!
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the bedrock?
Let's count. One, two, three....
AMERICA!!
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Chapter 6: Lords of the Sky is complete... at last.
Now working on Chapter 7: Aspirations
What's that? Spite's back... And he's tallying? Ok I guess i'm not needed...
*slinks off*
P.s. The bedrock likes a glass of warm milk at night to recover from its beatings
P.p.s. It also likes a hot water bottle to cuddle against...
Is this really how it ends...?
I shoot the bedrock with a shotgun because it's apparently a zombie.
I shoot the bedrock with an RPG-7
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I marry the bedrock and divorce it
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I make the bedrock my slave
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I blow the bedrock's eardrums out.
Last edited by "Spite" DefaultAsAwesome; 10th October 2012 at 11:10 PM.