Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[your boss]

I block the bedrock.

[The Joker.]

Well it's friday by my watch, so let the competition begin.

[dirkac]

I 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000HKO the Bedrock.

[The Joker.]

I 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000HKO the Bedrock.

You do realise that it's the lower number the better. As in a "one hit knock out" but you have a 1x10 to the 100 hit knock out and as I only allow one attack per post you have a very small attack on your hands. And that is a 1x10 to the -100 attack, so small it's neglible.

[Klizcool]

You do realise that it's the lower number the better. As in a "one hit knock out" but you have a 1x10 to the 100 hit knock out and as I only allow one attack per post you have a very small attack on your hands. And that is a 1x10 to the -100 attack, so small it's neglible.

Would a -100 attack do something super powerful then?

[PokeLegend]

Would a -100 attack do something super powerful then?

I just read this and...



Simple: We kill the bedrock.

[your boss]

I engrave the bedrock a harmful insult of his mother!

[The Joker.]

Would a -100 attack do something super powerful then?

No It was a power of say you had 3 to the power of 2 (9). A minus power means fractions and thats a small fraction.

I just read this and...


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Simple: We kill the bedrock.

You... I like you. And your sig.

[your boss]

I bomb the bedrock with goo filled blasting Teddy Bears that capture it and chop it into a bunch of bedrock Sushi and they eat it, but there stomaches are immune to bursting out the food so it is digested.

[The Joker.]

Ahh you know me to well to protect against stomach bursting...

[your boss]

I tell the bedrock a secret about The Joker.

[Klizcool]

I just read this and...



Simple: We kill the bedrock.

I'm sorry that my math is aweful.

I shall now write, "I am sorry that I am not good at math" on the bedrock one thousand times as my punishment.

[your boss]

I throw something at the bedrock and miss.

[PokeLegend]

It's not really math; it's basic reasoning. Honestly, that was just about as moronic as the conception of "freedom fighters" as a name for a group which is fighting for liberty. Anyways...

I hang the bedrock over a pit of Sableye after having had covered it in extremely beautiful, costly, delicious-looking jewels by its genitals with octane-soaked barbed wire from an electric fence which I light on fire... and if it doesn't have any sexual organs, I make them with a diamond-edged knife.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

i throw paper at the bedrock. ha-ha!

[Dane12]

Remember where I dealt 230 damage to the bedrock? (You gotta love saxtons jarate pills)
Was that a typo?
Oh yeah
I send the bedrock to a black hole leading to the metaphysical end of this universe and mankind
including the bedrock
but I save everyone
excluding the bedrock

[your boss]

I throw an A-1 Peppercorn Burger at bedrock

[FrostStorm]

I throw peaches at the bedrock.

[your boss]

I tweet about the bedrock because of its poor mother dying and then the bedrock commits suicide off of Mt Everest!

[FlamingTouymato]

I flatten the bedorck with a steamroller