Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[FrostStorm]

I throw pokeram's sig at the bedrock.

GOD WHY

I throw plush toys at the bedrock.

[FlamingTouymato]

GOD WHY

Cuz Dialga HAZ DA ROAR OF TIME!
I fire a bazooka at the bedrock.

[your boss]

I will tally damage in a bit, posting after this one would be rude.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

that's right everyone, i am now a tallyist. tremble.

Oh yeah,I did a total of 308 damage!Take that Bedrock!

I send the bedrock through an endless blackhole.

-32 it comes out the other side.

i jam my knife into the bedrock's brainstem, and then some a**hole hits me and the bedrock with a warthog. (from halo. woot!)

i hate people who do that. -45

I step on the bedrock with my boots. OF JUSTICE!

ouch -30.

I get the seven chaos emeralds, go "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU" turn into Super Me, and attack the bedrock just like Sonic the Hedgehog.

-5 the bedrock plays smash bros and knows how to avoid that.

I throw a webcam at the bedrock and ask it to take a picture of itself.

-38 the bedrock becomes very very vain.

i turn into

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to attack the bedrock.

-30 good "knight", bedrock.

I punch the bedrock with my fists. OF JUSTICE!

-0 the bedrock has grown wise to justice.

I put the bedrock on top of the Eiffel Tower.

-0 it enjoys the view.

i make the bedrock's ducks go mooful.

a witty pun. -20

I push the bedrock off of the Eiffel Tower.

-5 awfully hard to push bedrock.

I use the bedrock as a punching bag.

-2 you hurt your hands.

I pick up the bedrock and throw it against the next bedrock in the line-up (thereby damaging both this bedrock and the one that'll come after this one is destroyed).

-25 doesn't work like that.

[QUOTE=SeekerofLight;15349641][QUOTE=destroyer39]

Soak doesnt do that. Plus thats illogical. -0 cuz its not an attack.

But it does!

Serebii itself says so

'Battle Effect:
The user shoots a torrent of water at the target and changes the target's type to Water.
Secondary Effect:
Changes opponent's type to Water-type.'

So I get my Pelipper Polly to use Soak on the Bedrock please

-0 please don't argue with the tallyists. and you did the quote box wrong.

i find a shiny bedrock so my current bedrock gets boxed

-0 how can you find it? its shiny is invisible.

Oppa bedrock style! *cue dancing*

-50 it's super effective!

i have a bot batman the bedrock.

extra robin, please. -40

I make the bedrock attend the sad funeral of The Joker.'s tallying.

-100 bye joker

i flip off the bedrock and call it a bu$h.

like a hoss. -38.

Edit: why'd you say 'Now now'? D: I was helping GOTF!

I use The Force on the bedrock.

-0 and the bedrock forces you back. i don't need your help.

I sit down with the bedrock and discuss painfully boring matters; Such as politics.

-30 bedrock 4 prez!

I give the bedrock a poison chesto berry and tell it to use REST!




















So did I just make us start over, or give the bedrock horrible insomnia andpoison it.

neither, the bedrock cannot be healed and it has a very strong immune system. -3

I slamed a laptop on the bedrock.

the bedrock gets some new gigs. -7

I give the bedrock a soul that it depends for its existence.
I have Dr. Marcoh turn into philsopher's stone and then slam that stone into THE WORLD TRADE CENTER 5 mins before 9/11 and super glue it to the part where the planes hit.

-0 one attack only.

I curse the Bedrock into a Zombie and then Use an Elixir on it (that'll be a fair amount of HP loss thankyouverymuch)

here ya go. -1

*EHEM*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*I throw a computer monitor at the Bedrock.*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!

-0 the bedrock has a screen to go with its laptop now.

Ima firin mah lazer at the Bedrock!!!

SHOOOPDEEWOOOOP!!!!!!!

URMAGURD ITSALAZAH! -40

I throw a Shy Guy at bedrock.

-30

I give the bedrock nightmares.

-20 the bedrock is then comforted upon waking.

I throw an Enderdragon at the bedrock.

-20 wut.

I call in an air strike on the bedrock

the bedrock responds with a ground strike at you. -10

I make the bedrock fight Gandalf the White

-10 the bedrock has gandalf the gray.

I clog dance on the bedrock.

-50 make it stop......

I clog dance on the bedrock.

-10 the bedrock throws you out of the death star.

i stare at the bedrock with hungry eyes.

-1 huuuuungry eyeess.......

The Bedrock falls victim to an Accidental Case of being sent off planet and floating into the Sun... Sorry Bedrock! I didn't mean to strap you to a Rocket!...

-9 its okay, you sent the bedrock's cousin redbock instead.

I throw Goomba at bedrock

-0 the bedrock steps on your goomba.

I throw pokeram's sig at the bedrock.

-0 the bedrock likes dialga.

GOD WHY

I throw plush toys at the bedrock.

-0 it adds to the bedrock's already impressive collection.

Cuz Dialga HAZ DA ROAR OF TIME!
I fire a bazooka at the bedrock.

-20 you got lucky.

I will tally damage in a bit, posting after this one would be rude.

no need.

[General Nonsense]

The beadrock takes a trip to Silent Hill and is attacked by Pyramid Head.

Yeah, have fun with that.

[PokeLegend]

I'm going to break the bedrock...

like a Kit-Kat Bar.

[FlamingTouymato]

I use the bedrock as my chemical experiment.

[dinosaurus]

I throw garbage at the bedrock.

[Klizcool]

I cut the Bedrock up so bad, It wishes I didn't cut it up so bad.

[dinosaurus]

^ Ha. I get it.

I throw a television at the bedrock.

[shadow_zoroark]

I jam a diamond spike into the bedrock with Thor's hammer o.o

[Blackacer]

I fire ∞(Infinite) amount of anti tank rifle with extra study to protect it from overheating and breaking and with bullets that are made of diamond at the bed rock continuously until it breaks into dust!

now how much damage does that do

[Ghosts of the Forums]

The beadrock takes a trip to Silent Hill and is attacked by Pyramid Head.

Yeah, have fun with that.

-0 it does.

I'm going to break the bedrock...

like a Kit-Kat Bar.

[kit kat jingle] -40

I use the bedrock as my chemical experiment.

-0 it fails.

I throw garbage at the bedrock.

-1 just so you can't say i zero'd everyone.

I cut the Bedrock up so bad, It wishes I didn't cut it up so bad.

-10 the bedrock wishes you'd stop trying.

^ Ha. I get it.

I throw a television at the bedrock.

-0 the bedrock's favorite show is on.

I jam a diamond spike into the bedrock with Thor's hammer o.o

the bedrock hates thor. -20

I fire ∞(Infinite) amount of anti tank rifle bullet that is made of diamond at the bed rock continuously until it breaks into dust!

now how much damage does that do

-0 hp.

there's your answer.

[Blackacer]

I take medicine and tools and attempt to fix the bedrock, how much is that! lol

[unconscious charizard]

-0 how can you find it? its shiny is invisible.

this is how i caught it http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/co...575074/ballin/

(the one on the bottom left btw)

i take my anger on the bedrock because i gave the bedrock 0 damage

[General Nonsense]

-0 it does.

You haven't played any of the Silent Hill games have you....

I throw a grenade at the bedrock.

[FlamingTouymato]

I do construction on the bedrock.

[Spudnugget1]

In stratigraphy, bedrock is the native consolidated rock underlying the surface of a terrestrial planet, and tends to be extremely thick. That having been said, Bedrock may also experience subsurface weathering at its upper boundary, forming strapolite.

That is irrelevant, however. I fire a Jerico Missile full of Diamond Warheads at the bedrock and use my technobabble to distract it momentarily.

(I don't have to sign up to post here, right? I'm pretty sure that's what the OP said.)

[your boss]

I'm doing damage tallying now so the untallied damage did -40 each!

[Ghosts of the Forums]

I take medicine and tools and attempt to fix the bedrock, how much is that! lol

- 0 how many times do i have to say it? you can't heal the bedrock.

this is how i caught it http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/co...575074/ballin/

(the one on the bottom left btw)

i take my anger on the bedrock because i gave the bedrock 0 damage

-0 the bedrock laughs at your anger. and i hate most fan art btw.

You haven't played any of the Silent Hill games have you....

I throw a grenade at the bedrock.

-60 GERNAAADE!!!!

I do construction on the bedrock.

-0 unless you're the one construction worker from saturday night live.

EDIT: sh*t my computer didn't show me any of those posts that i hadn't yet talled.

In stratigraphy, bedrock is the native consolidated rock underlying the surface of a terrestrial planet, and tends to be extremely thick. That having been said, Bedrock may also experience subsurface weathering at its upper boundary, forming strapolite.

That is irrelevant, however. I fire a Jerico Missile full of Diamond Warheads at the bedrock and use my technobabble to distract it momentarily.

(I don't have to sign up to post here, right? I'm pretty sure that's what the OP said.)

-5 welcome to the game. i'm your wise-*ss low-ball damaging tallyist for the day, and since no one else tallies since i started a few days ago, you're stuck with me.

I'm doing damage tallying now so the untallied damage did -40 each!

finally i can catch a break. -30