Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[ShadeAce]

i send a buster call to the bedrock

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I get Banjo Kazooi to destroy bedrock

[The Eleventh]

I become omnipotent and I divide the bedrock's existence.

Seriously, this is going to take years.

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I fast forward the thread pages until I am the one who destroys block of bedrock once and for all>

[The Joker.]

I get Will Smith to get into a fight with a couple of bedrocks who were up to no good and started making trouble in his neighbour hood. He then tells the bedrock after informun his mother "yo holmes to bel air" then he would pull up next to the bedrock at about 7 or 8 and yell to it yo holmes smell ya later. Then Will is able to sit on his throne as the prince of bel air (and also the bedrock).

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I use the Keyblade and attack the bedrock.

[The Joker.]

I use Nigel Thornberrys "BLARGH" attack on the bedrock.

[General Nonsense]

I call upon the Avengers to destroy the bedrock.

[The Joker.]

I bring the bedrock down to our level, it was easy because madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push! Ha hoo haha hoo ha...

[leafstormfire]

I blow up the bedrock with dynamite.

-11 HP

I throw watermelons at bedrock.

-7 HP

i send a buster call to the bedrock

-7 HP

I get Banjo Kazooi to destroy bedrock

-9 HP

I become omnipotent and I divide the bedrock's existence.

Seriously, this is going to take years.

-10 HP

I fast forward the thread pages until I am the one who destroys block of bedrock once and for all>

-12 HP

I get Will Smith to get into a fight with a couple of bedrocks who were up to no good and started making trouble in his neighbour hood. He then tells the bedrock after informun his mother "yo holmes to bel air" then he would pull up next to the bedrock at about 7 or 8 and yell to it yo holmes smell ya later. Then Will is able to sit on his throne as the prince of bel air (and also the bedrock).

... -11 HP

Attacks now do more damage!

I use the Keyblade and attack the bedrock.

-15 HP

I use Nigel Thornberrys "BLARGH" attack on the bedrock.

-11 HP

I call upon the Avengers to destroy the bedrock.

-16 HP

I bring the bedrock down to our level, it was easy because madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push! Ha hoo haha hoo ha...

Ha? -13 HP


Total Bedrock HP: 999,998,327/1,000,000,000

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I bring 10 million bagpipe performers and annoy bedrock.

[ShadeAce]

i sit on bedrock

[The Joker.]

I show the bedrock a magic trick which inevitably ends up with a pencil going through its eye socket.

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I put googly eyes on bedrock and stab them right their.

[The Joker.]

I tell the bedrock that they're not mermaids, they're dewgongs!

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I stamp 1,000 troll faces on bedrock.

[leafstormfire]

I bring 10 million bagpipe performers and annoy bedrock.

-14 HP

i sit on bedrock

-11 HP

I show the bedrock a magic trick which inevitably ends up with a pencil going through its eye socket.

Bedrocks have eyes? -14 HP

I put googly eyes on bedrock and stab them right their.

-11 HP

I tell the bedrock that they're not mermaids, they're dewgongs!

What? -11 HP

I stamp 1,000 troll faces on bedrock.

-12 HP


Total Bedrock HP: 999,998,264/1,000,000,000

[The Joker.]

I tell the bedrock that whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... STRANGER...

Incidently how do we get into the hall of fame?

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I throw a 1000 lbs chair on bedrock.

[The Joker.]

I ask the bedrock WHY SO SERIOUS!?

[General Nonsense]

I throw a black hole at the bedrock

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I send bedrock to the end of the universe.

[Toobworm]

I tap-dance on the bedrock.

[The Joker.]

bedrock and become the only survivor of an attack by an alien bedrock hybrid of which I am the only survivor along with my cat, olnly to realise i have about 4 or 5 more films of doing this to do.

[YourPermanentRecord631]

I put bedrock out of the thread.