Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[Cobali]

Throws some Silver at the bedrock Kidding!

Uses Link's Goron form to break the bedrock

[Reborn's Silver Angel]

Hey. I'd do some damage, damnit!

Unleashes a rapid, OVER 9000! Arcanine on it, endlessly using Close Combat~

[Cobali]

But I didn't want to hurt my friend...

Uses a Kingler's 10000 horcepower pincer agenst the bedrock

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

I make the bedrock read "My Immortal"

-12 HP

I throw my Pokes that have a flawless IV, that I NEVER knew had a flawless IV at the bedrock (Shiny Swellow, Litwick, and Ivysaur thrown, others that I don't know have flawless Ivs to.)

-26 HP

I have Teemo plant Noxious Traps and as they explode Lux laugh's so much that it's ears bleed.

-14 HP Last time I checked bedrock doesn't have ears.

Ugh. Give the bedrock an Acid Bath, drop it in a volcaono, and then throw it down the endless stairs. Again.

-29 HP

Throws some Silver at the bedrock Kidding!

Uses Link's Goron form to break the bedrock

-23 HP

Hey. I'd do some damage, damnit!

Unleashes a rapid, OVER 9000! Arcanine on it, endlessly using Close Combat~

-24 HP

But I didn't want to hurt my friend...

Uses a Kingler's 10000 horcepower pincer agenst the bedrock

-24 HP


Serebii's Next Top Gamer has borrowed this thread for a minigame, if that's the correct term!


989,244/1,000,000

[That Crazy Russian™]

i hack into serebii, and change all damage to 20x the original.

[Cobali]

Throws Dimentio from SPM at the bedrock

YESSSS, and Zorua can't stop this!

[Grim Heaper]

Summons Fawful and Dimentio to attack the Bedrock

[Dragonicwari]

I drive a tank into the bedrock

[FrostStorm]

I cover the bedrock in applesauce and have Snorlax eat it.

[General Nonsense]

I throw a wet angry cat at the bedrock

[Ghosts of the Forums]

I crap on the bedrock.

[Dragonicwari]

I send a ninja after the bedrock

[General Nonsense]

My Scizor uses bullet punch on the bedrock

[Ghosts of the Forums]

I insult the bedrock.

EDIT: I put the bedrock in a chokehold.

[pikalax]

I drop it in lava, which does Fire Spin damage for five turns.

[Grim Heaper]

I have Toph Earthbend the bedrock

[Dragonicwari]

I make a book of all the worst "yo Moma" jokes. The read it to the bedrock in a monotone voice

[PokeLegend]

Dang. Well, I take the Bedrock, paint a face on it, name it Wils- er, "Fred", make friends with it, take it out on a raft with me to sea where it falls off as I call its name desperately as panic ensues. The bedrock must cope with its loss as its floats out to sea, losing his best friend (that's me!) and being stranded for the rest of its miserable, idle life.

"Wilson! Wilson!!! WILSON!!!!!!!"

I destroy it with a Teller-Ulam styled nuclear device.

[The Joker.]

i hack into serebii, and change all damage to 20x the original.

Nope. -0hp

Throws Dimentio from SPM at the bedrock

YESSSS, and Zorua can't stop this!

-30hp

Summons Fawful and Dimentio to attack the Bedrock

Bad grammars are belong to fawful. -28hp

I drive a tank into the bedrock

-26hp

I cover the bedrock in applesauce and have Snorlax eat it.

-28hp

I throw a wet angry cat at the bedrock

I've been on the recieving end of that... -38hp

I crap on the bedrock.

The bedrock flushes itself. -20hp

I send a ninja after the bedrock

Kwaaaaiya -32hp

My Scizor uses bullet punch on the bedrock

POW! -30hp

I insult the bedrock.

EDIT: I put the bedrock in a chokehold.

1 attack per post. -10hp

I drop it in lava, which does Fire Spin damage for five turns.

-26hp

I have Toph Earthbend the bedrock

-20hp

I make a book of all the worst "yo Moma" jokes. The read it to the bedrock in a monotone voice

It cant be worse than my dull voice... -30hp

I destroy it with a Teller-Ulam styled nuclear device.

-10hp

988,916/1,000,000

[General Nonsense]

I have Superman destroy the bedrock