Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[Wishing Star]

I force the bedrock to shave!

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

Hydri: Silver runs away...-0hp

;-: now you made me cry...

THROWS KIRBY AT THE BEDROCK AND KIRBY EATS THE BEDROCK.

No stopping me now xD

[Lost Requiem]

I force the bedrock to fight GHetsis from Black 2 and White 2, with out N saving him !

[Apollo77]

I put the bedrock into a bedrock-sized blender. And put it on the highest setting.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Star:
The razor breaks. -0hp

Hydri:
Kirby gets mad and chases you...-22hp

Candle:
Fun fact, Ghetsis is N's father. I believe. -44hp

Apollo:
Honestly...you crack me up xD -44hp

984212/1,000,000

[Chrosion]

Candle:
Fun fact, Ghetsis is N's father. I believe. -44hp
984212/1,000,000

Adopted father.

Jirachi grants me a wish in which I ask him to exterminate the bedrock. (Or at least mortally wound.) (Exactly the same as my Shenron wish.)

[Cometstarlight]

I use Close Combat from every fighting type pokemon that can learn it and pummel the bedrock XD

[{(•)___(•)}]

I travel to the future, where the bedrock will have 1 HP left, replace the current bedrock with it, and then explode it with dynamite.

[Apollo77]

Apollo:
Honestly...you crack me up xD -44hp

Thats what I'm here for!

I trap the bedrock inside a Russian Doll designed like a bedrock, then put that one inside a bigger one, which goes in a bigger one, and another, until the bedrock is trapped inside 100 layers of bedrock-dolls.

[Grim Heaper]

I show the bedrock yaoi

[Chrosion]

I show the bedrock yaoi

Are you trying to heal it?
Yaoi iz gud. :3

I make the bedrock do a math exam.

[Lost Requiem]

I send the Bedrock to Soviet Russia

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Total damage above: 121, Apollo being highest, lowest being that guy with the username face, which his attack does no damage.

984091/1,000,000

I pull the bedrock away, due to my phone dying. No mare damage can be done until another tallyist comes, hahahahah...

[Wishing Star]

The bedrock is slammed onto another planet as if it were a meteor!

[Chrosion]

Jesus fires his tommy gun at it!

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

The bedrock is now back, and damage can be done once again.

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

I throw... MASSIVE STEEL PLATES THAT CRACK THE BEDROCK.

Goooo crazyness xD

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Hydri:
Sigh. -11hp

984080/1,000,000

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

Y U SIGH!?

I USE RUBY'S FLAMETHROWER.

GOoooo Ruby and Co!

[CuriousHeartless]

I use a Time Machine to go get Bruce Lee and have him beat up the bedrock.

[Drake Pokétrainer]

I put metal jaws on my face and chomp the bedrock.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Hydri:
Meh, the Bedrock is highley resistant to fire. -11hp

Curious:
Everybody, stop getying famous people to do your work. They're better than you, so don't throw them at teh bedrock. -22hp

Drake:
The metal jaws break shortly after. -22

984025/1,000,000

[CuriousHeartless]

Fine. I cast a Blizzard spell on the bedrock.

[Grim Heaper]

I have Machamp use Rock Smash on the bedrock.

How did no one think of this earlier?

[Apollo77]

I summon a swarm of scarabs at the bedrock whose teeth can do nothing but tickle it. I then throw Adele at it, just for fun.