Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[gmoyes]

I subject the bedrock to a lesson on troll romance. <3<, c3<, <>, <3

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

I throw a silver, golden, platinum, bronze shiny diamond at the bedrock, cracking the bedrock untill its sole is dead. Then I troll the bedrock with the mushroom again xD

[Lost Requiem]

Hmm,,, I feed The Bedrock Mushrooms from Tanetane Island...

[Toobworm]

I use PK Freeze alpha...

[General Nonsense]

I give the bedrock influenza.

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

I use Frosslass's Blizzard an Ice Beam together to create a bed of ice and crash it onto the bedrock

*High fives wild Frosslass* WE ARE EVIL!

[Chrosion]

I make the bedrock make out and have sex with this sexy *****.

[PokeLegend]

I have someone incarcerate the bedrock for a few years, get another person to offer it clemency in exchange for going on a mission in which it must take photographs, imprison it in a Vietnamese settlement with several old POWs who are tortured frequently, arrive in a helicopter and speak with a Russian accent, strap it to a metal board and electrocute it, threaten to stab out the other prisoners' eyes with hot combat knives, dunk it in a sludge-filled and leech-infested shitty lake, perform other methods of torture upon it (such as waterboarding and repeatedly dislocating its arms from their sockets and shoving them back in every day), and keep telling it to "Make the phone call.", even though it is incapable of speech.

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

I troll the bedrock with a mushroom into a blizzard, where its lost and frozen for all etenity.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

gmoys:
Great...-10hp

Hydri:
The Bedrock doesn't like that trick anymore. -38hp

Candle:
OHNOES...-40hp

Worm:
-10hp

General:
Finally, something normal. But, the bedrock has a rock hard immune systemtoo. Hahah, another terrible pun. I'm hopeless. -0hp

Hydri:
-40hp

Chrosion:
WHAT THE HELL...-1000000hp 48hp

Legend:
......-40hp

Hydri:
Sigh.-30

984690/1,000,000

[Ghosts of the Forums]

I get mad and strike the bedrock with the hammer of dawn for the second time because no one ever tallies my attacks.

[PokeLegend]

What; you've never seen First Blood Part II?

I force the bedrock to recite West Side Story.

[Krazy95]

I summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon to Burst Stream of Destruction the bedrock.

[PokeLegend]

I use Black Hole, then summon Dragon Master Knight by using Cyber-Stein and equip it with Megamorph to attack its Life Points directly.

[Apollo77]

I summon Willow Smith to sing and whip her hair at the bedrock. Over and over.

[PokeLegend]

I have my Kyogre with a maximum Special Attack use Skill Swap to get Adaptability, have it use Calm Mind six times, and have it use Water Spout on the bedrock.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

i stuff all the people who brag about their pokemon into a cannon and fire it at the bedrock, which is shattered by the sheer power of the concentrated amounts of conceitism in my blast.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Ghost:
Stop it sour puss. -40hp

Legend:
No, I've not. -30hp

Krazy:
And I summon Red Eyes Black Dragon to block the bedrock. Kidding. -30hp

Legend:
Great, Yu-Gi-Oh now...-30hp

Apollo:
I wip mah hair, hair...-40hp

Legend:
Hmph. -40hp

Ghost:
And I laugh at the fact that you jelly~ -0hp

984480/1,000,000

[Krazy95]

I will attack the bedrock with Chaos once he has reached Maximum Power.

[DittoDude]

I do a barrel roll at the bedrock.