Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[Wishing Star]

Piccolo plays harmonious music in front of the bedrock!

The bedrock has no response...

[FrostStorm]

I throw 1D, Justin Beiber, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Rebecca Black at the bedrock.

[Sanguis]

Seducing it until the bedrock is willing to destroy itself for me!

[Lost Requiem]

Tallyists... All damage should be doing x13 of what it's supposed to be, if every five pages it gets a boost...

I ars arcanum the rock

[VS]

I bang my head on the bed rock

[General Nonsense]

I fire the bedrock out of a cannon.

[Lost Requiem]

I force the Bedrock to play this Season of Murder...

[Ghosts of the Forums]

I summon a giant dratini, king of all dragons, to coil around and break the bedrock.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Hydri:
Why...-11hp

Star:
-0hp

Pokeram:
NUU, NOT THAAATTT...-44hp

Sanguis:
Raaaaape....-22hp

Candle:
It's x11...and why does everyone use that? -55hp

Mario:
You get a concussion. -0hp

General:
That's...reasonable. -33hp

Candle:
Oh god...-44hp

Ghost:
-33hp

983526/1,000,000

[Apollo77]

I use those cattle branding things to sear the words "Kick Me" on the bedrock's back. I then summon Morgan Freeman to do so.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

I send the bedrock to a glue factory.

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

Oh goody.

I use Cudge to hammer the bedrock to death, then throws the golden diamond at it again.

GO CUDGE.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Apollo:
What am I ganna do with you...xD -39hp


Ghost:
Oh noes...-0hp

Hydri:
Cudge breaks. But the Diamond does damage. -13hp

983474/1,000,000

[Shinedown Gracer Abusoru Zoroāku]

:O How does he break exactly Saph?

...I uhmm... ABUSE LUIGI'S SUPER JUMP LIKE I DO IN TA GAME.

And sorry about the double post before, I kind of diddnt know untill I came back from laughing to death at my cousins.

[Chrosion]

I make a Shiny Legendary appear in one of it's Pokemon games and make him flee. :3

[General Nonsense]

I drop a meteor on the bedrock.

[Solpoke]

I punch the bedrock till I cry. In other words, I punch it once.

[SapphireBlueEyes7799]

Hydri:
Let's see...Pixlated weapon against rock. It brraks. xD and....Luigi breaks his head. -0hp

Chrosion:
The Bedrock has an unlimited supply of Master Balls, and catches it before you kake him flee. -0hp

General:
-13hp

Solpoke:
Owchie...-1hp

983460/1,000,000

[General Nonsense]

I fire a missle at the bedrock.

[Lost Requiem]

We're still on the x13 Damage Multiplier...


I cast Ultima on the rock