Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

[PokeLegend]

I destroy the bedrock with my Super Jesus Beams.

[SoulDialga]

I summon the full Exodia and have it use Exodia Obliterate on the bedrock.

[General Nonsense]

I throw all my textbooks at the bedrock.

[pikachu98767]

i have every sonic and shadow forms come and use chaos blast on bedrock thus sending it flying into the sun

[Ghosts of the Forums]

i send the bedrock a letter saying:

Dear bedrock,
die, or else you will be hearing from my cousin guido.

(break. not die) (anyone know how i cross out text?)

[Crimson Penguin]

@ Ghosts: [s*]use these brackets to cross out text, just remove the asterisk and it'll work.[/s] Like this.

I break off a giant piece of the bedrock and feed it to Yoshi. Then I hand the resulting bedrock-containing egg to the world's fastest baseball pitcher and let him smash the egg into a wall.

[dinosaurus]

I play Crazy Cutter (Mario Party, anyone?) on top of the bedrock.

[Crimson Penguin]

^ That is awesomeness.

I break off another giant piece of the bedrock and let Kirby swallow it whole.

[dinosaurus]

^ : D
Also, does that make Kirby turn into a bedrock?


I drop the 4 marbles from Bumper Balls (feel like playing MP now..) on the bedrock, from the top of a 2 story building.

[Ghosts of the Forums]

i tell the bedrock that its mother died. and i'm lying.

[destroyer39]

I make the bedrock land on a million Bowser spaces (Mario Party Party!!)

[General Nonsense]

I throw the French language at the bedrock.

[your boss]

I throw Patrick Star at bedrock.

[destroyer39]

i throw the stress of being a royal at the bedrock

[your boss]

I throw Sony the Cocoa Puffs bird at bedrock.

[Crimson Penguin]

The answer to your question, dinosaurus:

Kirby uses the bedrock piece he swallowed to change into his Stone form and slams into the bedrock.

[dinosaurus]

^ Woot, Kirby.


I show the bedrock a continuous loop of insanely adorable babies being cute and happy.
I'm not sure how effective it is on the bedrock.

I then drop my jawbreaker on it 30 times to break it into smaller pieces so I can actually eat it.

[The Joker.]

This is taking forever but...
i throw EVERY SINGLE post above and comments from tallyists at the bedrock

Ummmmmm....... ok. Bearing in mind the bedrock builds up immunities to repeated attacks In my mind anyway -34hp

I throw hydrochloric acid on the bedrock.

-17hp

I throw the internet at the bedrock, and if the internet doesn't work (since it's not a solid object of powerfulness), I throw an Electivire shouting "Die!!" at the bedrock.

Uh huh, yeah, ok, alright. -34hp

i throw a mewtwo from mirage island at bedrock using every move in its arsenal

4 moves..... -17hp

I destroy the bedrock with my Super Jesus Beams.

You're not Jesus... -0hp

I summon the full Exodia and have it use Exodia Obliterate on the bedrock.

Meh. Come at me Exodia, what you gonnna do hard man? -0hp

I throw all my textbooks at the bedrock.

I have no way of knowing how many textbooks you have, so I'm gonna say 0. -0hp

i have every sonic and shadow forms come and use chaos blast on bedrock thus sending it flying into the sun

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT T... fine. -34hp

i send the bedrock a letter saying:

Dear bedrock,
die, or else you will be hearing from my cousin guido.

(break. not die) (anyone know how i cross out text?)

Like a this!-0hp

@ Ghosts: [s*]use these brackets to cross out text, just remove the asterisk and it'll work.[/s] Like this.


I break off a giant piece of the bedrock and feed it to Yoshi.Then I hand the resulting bedrock-containing egg to the world's fastest baseball pitcher and let him smash the egg into a wall.

Like a that! -34hp

I play Crazy Cutter (Mario Party, anyone?) on top of the bedrock.

I'm not a fan of MP, but WALUIGI TIME! -17hp

^ That is awesomeness.

I break off another giant piece of the bedrock and let Kirby swallow it whole.

...I couldn't come up with anything... -34hp

^ : D
Also, does that make Kirby turn into a bedrock?


I drop the 4 marbles from Bumper Balls (feel like playing MP now..) on the bedrock, from the top of a 2 story building.

MEH. -17hp

i tell the bedrock that its mother died. and i'm lying.

Scrubs?-51hp

I make the bedrock land on a million Bowser spaces (Mario Party Party!!)

I hate MP now.-0hp

I throw the French language at the bedrock.

Urrgghh, oh no, our cheese, wine and rubbish will be ruined! (read in a french accent) bonus points to whoever gets the reference. -34hp

I throw Patrick Star at bedrock.

-17hp

i throw the stress of being a royal at the bedrock

WHAT STRESS! THEY SIT ON THEIR FAT ***ES ALL DAY WAVING! YOU KNOW WHAT... +17HP YEAH YOU HEARD ME.

I throw Sony the Cocoa Puffs bird at bedrock.

I'm cuc.. You know what I'm not going to do that. -17hp

The answer to your question, dinosaurus:

Kirby uses the bedrock piece he swallowed to change into his Stone form and slams into the bedrock.

So, the bedrock gets bedrocked by a bedrock using a bedrock? -17hp

^ Woot, Kirby.


I show the bedrock a continuous loop of insanely adorable babies being cute and happy.
I'm not sure how effective it is on the bedrock.

I then drop my jawbreaker on it 30 times to break it into smaller pieces so I can actually eat it.

Whaa... Whaa.. Whaa... Whaa.. Whaa... Whaa.. Whaa... Whaa.. Whaa... Whaa.. Whaa... Whaa..Whaa... Whaa..Whaa... Whaa..-34hp

996,151/1,000,000

[Ghosts of the Forums]

i create text that looks like railroad tracks, like this

__________________________________________________ _

and throw it at the bedrock.

[The Joker.]

i create text that looks like railroad tracks, like this

__________________________________________________ _

and throw it at the bedrock.

There's a gap... as a result your attack is worthless. -0hp (^____^)

996,151/1,000,000 hp