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    Default extremely wrong answeres to pokemon questions

    in this game you answer the above user's question with a crazy answer and tell a new question

    examples:

    what's the type of pikachu

    waffle type
    who's the main character of pokemon anime

    michael jackson

    all sppf rules apply, keep it appropiate

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    what do you use to catch a pokemon

    if you praise goomy and want helix to burn to hell put this in your sig (started by vanillite1)
    99.9% of everyone at SPPF have a sig. If you're part of the .1% that doesn't, put this in your- Ah, shoot!
    chansey sweep!
    F. E. A. R. this guy?
    my awesome sweep XD

    credit to astral shadow
    click my pokemon

    I have claimed vanillish and pokemon battle trozei
    hardest question ever

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    1 egg, 4 cups of mashed potato flakes, and one teaspoon of strong coffee.

    What's the job of a gym leader?


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    Studying for a drug test. BY TAKING ALL OF THE DRUGS!

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    By getting a pilot's license.

    What color is Giratina's shiny form?

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    Banana color.

    What is Steven Stone's name?
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    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

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    Adam Sandler.

    How do you catch Pokemon?
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)
    i have claimed metagross. some people will still put in their sig that they officially claimed metagross, so does it really matter

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    By infusing them into waffles.

    How do you chain a shiny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

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    Get an entire team of magikarp and then walk 4 spaces to the left, turn your 3DS upside down and sing the Russian national anthem in Portuguese 6 times before gulping down a cup of hot sauce and taking off your pants. Exactly 13 minutes, 5 seconds, and 31 milliseconds later walk 8 spaces to the right and a shiny will have a 1 in 4000 something chance of appearing.

    How do you deal with Smogon birds?
    Flygon is not a Bug so stop saying it will get Bug typing

    Guess what type most of my favorite Pokemon are weak too...
    <-Let's pretend he's shiny so he's not an outcast

    And then meh shinies-
    (MM)(X2)
    (Chain)
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    (Hoarde)

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    By praising HM02gon for revealing how to chain a shiny.

    How do you win battles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
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    First make sure you do not teach your Pokemon any more moves as soon as they learn 4. Moves like Growl, Tackle, Leer, ect. have extremely special hidden properties. Similarly to Water Pledge and the likes, by using Tackle, Scratch, or Pound together you will inflict 10 bajillion damage to the opponent, as long as the opponent is not one of the following types- Grass, Water, Fire, Bug, Psychic, Dark, Ghost, Electric, Dragon, Fairy, Steel, Rock, Ground, Normal, Poison, Fighting, Ice, or Flying. Similarly, By combining Leer, Growl, or Roar together, you will lower all the opponent's stats 6 stages each, however the combination does not affect Pokemon that have an A, E, I, O, or U in their names. By utilizing these strategies properly you will have a guaranteed victory against any opponent that is at least 30 levels below you.

    Why can't my Groudon learn Fly?
    Flygon is not a Bug so stop saying it will get Bug typing

    Guess what type most of my favorite Pokemon are weak too...
    <-Let's pretend he's shiny so he's not an outcast

    And then meh shinies-
    (MM)(X2)
    (Chain)
    (RE)
    (Hoarde)

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    Because his ability is to make the sky fall.


    Who is the toughest gym leader to beat in battle?

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    Your mom

    How do you do a nuzlock?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

    Help my Pokemon

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    You hold their neck in the crook of your elbow while your other hand tickles them under the armpit so they can't think of a way out, then nuzzle.


    Why can't Ash ever win a pokemon league?

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    Because he is Bird Jesus

    Why is Ash still 10 after 12+ years of Pokemon?
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    Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you! -Samwise Gamgee

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

    Help my Pokemon

    Help Taco through his magical journey called life.

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    Because he has the Benjamin Button disease.

    Why are shiny Pokemon so rare?

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    Because they have to be lepers.

    Why is Charmander a starter?
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    Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you! -Samwise Gamgee

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

    Help my Pokemon

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    Because your mother enjoys flaming penetration.

    Why can magikarp breed with charizard

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    Because magikarp enjoys flaming penetration.

    Why can Gardavoir be male?
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    Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you! -Samwise Gamgee

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin is God View Post
    You know what would be cool? If there was a cereal called YOL-O's. We need genius ideas like that in America nowadays.

    Help my Pokemon

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    Yes.

    How do I get Mew in Pokemon red?

    Thank you based Turpoo

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    Punch bill, go to the ship, strength on the truck, battle proffesor oak, catch missing no and go into bills garden.

    How do I make my own pokemon game?

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    by going to North Korea and telling people about this new religion called Pokemon. (pokemon: banned edition)

    How can one obtain bananas without knowledge of what a banana is a good source of?

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    Not a pokemon question

    Why is pikachu yellow

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    He has Hepatitis C

    How do I beat youngster Joey

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    Keep using tail whip until you run out of pp, then restore the health and do it again. Meanwhile he will use tackle and kill your team until your last pokemon, then his ratatta will faint by itself and you have guaranteed victory.

    What is pokerus?
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    it's a extremely rare pokemon that kills you and your pokemon

    how do you get missingno

    if you praise goomy and want helix to burn to hell put this in your sig (started by vanillite1)
    99.9% of everyone at SPPF have a sig. If you're part of the .1% that doesn't, put this in your- Ah, shoot!
    chansey sweep!
    F. E. A. R. this guy?
    my awesome sweep XD

    credit to astral shadow
    click my pokemon

    I have claimed vanillish and pokemon battle trozei
    hardest question ever

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