“Oooh, a Mewtwo reboot?” one cried out. “They dared to remake the original, all-powerful Pokémon? Ha, they wouldn't!”
“Don't be so quick to judge,” said a loyal fan. “We're not sure if this is confirmed or not; I mean, the title of this thread says unconfirmed and all. Besides, we've only seen some of its head. It could be the most badass thing you've ever seen, for all you know.”
“There's no WAY this is real,” replied many others. “Why on earth would Game Freak decide ‘Op, Mewtwo needs a new form, because its old one isn't enough!’, people?”
But they knew it was real. Deep down, Pokémon fans nationally knew that this “fake, God awful thing” was real.
This is the entire conversation I had on the bus with my brother:
Him: When's the new Star Wars movie coming out?
Me: 2015. Do you think it'll suck?
Him: Considering Star Wars is owned by Disney now, I'm pretty damn sure it'll suck ***. Plus, I heard that Disney's gonna make the Sith Jews now.
Him: Walt Disney was into antisemitism. The workers at Disney aren't gonna disagree with him; they're gonna fight by his side! And us, as Jews, should stop all this crap! We gotta rise against this! DOWN WITH DISNEY! DOWN WITH ITTTTTT!