THIS FIC IS PG-13
Chapter 1: * Insert clichéd first chapter title*
“Player, come here and test the purification chamber.”
Player, was a twelve year old boy with spiky red hair and round ears. He wore a black skintight top with red stripes on the long-sleeves with his favorite yellow vest atop it. He also wore a hippie pack that matched his top, blue, pocket-less jeans with a red stripe on the sides. He loved to don his black-topped shoes with a horizontal red stripe on the sides with a blue bottom.
As Player rode down the silver elevator with a blue door in this lab he called home. It was silver with the occasional glowing blue line. Unlike your average clichéd lab there were no chemistry sets, half of the building was sleeping quarters, and it featured a extremely sleepy receptionist who never got enough sleep. Player noticed the room that was off-limits was unlocked because the red “X” that was usually covering the key light wasn’t there. Also because it was open. He walked in and got a big sho-
“Hello Player.” Said the lab tech who rudely interrupted Player’s narration and was a big dork, “We need your help to test the purification chamber. It uses a massive wireless hookup to store a few bytes of data in every computer in the world to download you into the program, plus it lets you purify shadow pokemon. You do know what a shadow pokemon is, right Player?”
“Of course! It’s all you have been talking about for the last 7 years! We never even discussed that F I made on the kindergarten EOGs! Also you are a huge dork.” Player exclaimed.
“Well shadow Pokémon are Pokémon that had the door to their hearts shut artificially. They attack people and have an odd hatred of afros, mirrors, disco, salsa, and the letter ‘B’. Oh, and they despise lamp posts that are blue, flicker frequently with neon red lights with cheese flavor. And that’s what a shadow pokemon is.”
Player was unable to move while the man rambled about what a shadow Pokémon is and useless facts about them.
During this free moment he ran as far as he could from the lab technician who gave him the lecture, with glasses, a white lab coat that went five feet past his feet although he was already six feet tall. He eventually rested on the pedestal in the middle of the room.
“Oh, I see you are ready to get started” Lily, who happened to be player’s mother. She was in her early 30s and wore a pink lab coat. She wore her brown hair in a bun on the back of her head.
“Wait, what are you talking about.” Player panicked
“3… 2… 1… GO!” Lily exclaimed.
Player saw the tech press a button and then he blacked out.
Player awoke in a bed on his side. He felt a tickling sensation on his head and back, with crusted closed eyes.
“Why is my tail itching…”
Player thought “What the heck! Why is there a voice in my head!”
The voice replied “Who is in MY head!”
Player responded with “Tell you what, I’ll tell you my name, then you tell me yours. Agreed?”
The voice thought “Yes”
“My name is Player. Now yours.“
“Player. My name is Eevee”
“Where do you live ‘Eevee’?”
“Shadow Pokémon research, curing, and prevention HQ”
“I think I’m your trainer.”
“Yeah, me too.”
“Eevee what the heck in hades is going on! Also I can’t feel my pinkie toe.”
“No clue, but the last thing I remember is being locked in a virtual reality”
Just then Lily walked in the room with a bowl full of a odd smelling soup. “Oh are you awake, Player?”
“Yes. And what the tauros poop is going on here!?” Player replied.
Lily replied with “Here, I’ll tell you. It started out with this happening…”
Lily saw the tech push the button. The lights shut off though you could still see via the false wall that was actually a large window.
The tech yelled “It's a power surge! We used too much power.”
The power soon came back on.
“Where’s Player!” Lily yelled!
“I am retrieving him now from the chamber!” The tech yelled.
Player slowly rematerialized but without his pinkie toe.
Suddenly a girl with rosy cheeks, blue pigtails, a happy-go-lucky personality and a white dress with blue legs came in and yelled “Mommy, I’m scared of the man with white armor and a telescope!”
Lily said “Not now Jovi, Player is stuck!”
Jovi ran lightning fast at Player, thinking “I will get him unstuck!” coming up to his waist and him pulled with all her might, but to no avail! She yelled “Maia, I need your help!”
A cream colored rabbit with blue floppy ears a ball tipped with a minus sign for a tail and blue hands bounced around toward Jovi and began pulling with Jovi. Jovi pulled Player broke free and a bright white flash blinded everyone!
When the light faded and everyones’ eyes adjusted Lily saw Player lying on the ground with a white fuzzy collar. He also had long pointed brown ears, and a brown tail with a pointy white tip.
Jovi had blue floppy ears partially hidden by her hair, a tail like Maia the minun’s, and blue cheeks with a cream line going horizontally across each.
As Lily finished telling the story of what happened and narrarating it, Player started to see the world in less of a blur, because before he could only see Lily and the fairly odd smelling soup.
Lily continued with “You were out for a few days and we took a hair off your collar and then saw that your DNA merged with Eevee’s because he was the demo pokemon we choose. Jovi has the same condition as you but with Maia.”
Then Jovi walked in the room and looked just like Lily described.
“Mommy, I’m hungry.” Jovi said sleepily.
“Jovi had already woke up.”Lily continued with “Your nutritional needs have changed, The only difference is you need berries in your diet. We probably will just crush some for you. We also fileed a salt shaker with powdered berries, so when you start to travel you can get that nutrition in. Has anything interesting been going on since you woke up.”
Player answered with “Let’s see… I seem to have improved hearing, smell, and my sight seems sharper, now that my eyes have adjusted. I can hear Eevee’s voice in my head and talk with him. Oh, and I’m starving.”
Lily handed the soup to player and asked “Jovi, can you hear Maia’s voice in your head too.”
Jovi put her toes on the ground and twisted her foot back and forth and said “I’m sorry Mom, I thought you’d think I’m crazy and send me to Loco Larry’s. But yes.”
Loco Larry’s is a TV show that stars an insane lunatic named Larry who kidnaps kids who are crazy and then they are never seen again. Jovi snuck out of bed and watched it from the door. Lily naturally banned it from the ‘house’ afterword. Jovi has since had a deep fear of being insane.
“ Jovi that will never ever happen. It was make believe.”
“Like sa-OW!” Player chimed in and quickly had his stomach punched where Jovi couldn’t see.
“You read about this kind of thing all the time in Fan Fictions, but you never think it will happen to you.” Eevee interjected.
Tell me what you think, guys. Post your favorite parts. Please give your opinion on what Player should evolve into(Please give reasons). This fic takes place in gen 3. ( So no Leafeons or Glaceons.)
Speaking of Player, I named him that because when I went online to find a plot summary to dust off my knowledge of Pokémon XD, I noticed that almost all the sights say: the player goes to gateon port, the player picks an evolutionary stone, etc. Little inside joke that I just told you.
The improper captilization at the fic title is on purpose.
I also need a beta reader for this fic. I even have tips for them as I am one.