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    It took a while to realise the punchline xD 7

    Tube Mouse, I love you so,
    I took you from the underground,
    And brought you home,
    Put you in my jacket pocket,
    And took you to the meeting,
    Put you in my jacket pocket,
    And took you to the meeting.

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    6/10

    Knock Knock
    Who's There
    Cash
    Cash Who
    No thank you I prefer peanuts

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    0/10 What?

    What's furry on the outside, moist on the inside, starts with C, ends with T, and has the letters U and N in the middle?














    Coconuts.

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    A cashew is a kind of nut and (Cash Who) and (Cashew) sound alike.

    3/10

    4 aliens go down to earth kill a guy and take his house.
    The first alien learns to like Operas so he learns to say "MeMeMeMeMeMeeeeee".
    The second one is interested in silverware and learns to say "Forks and Knifes".
    The third likes Wresling and leans to say "Bring it on tubby".
    The fourth learns to like elictrical appliances and learns to say "plug it in".
    A cop comes up to the house and sees a body on the lawn. He walks into the house and says "Who killed this man?"
    And the first one says "MeMeMeMeMeMeeeeee" The cop then says "how did you kill him?" And the second one says "Forks and knifes."
    Then the cop says "I'm going to have to take you to jail" and the third one says "Bring it on tubby."
    The cop brings them to jail and asks "any last words?" And the fourth says "Plug it in."
    Zaaaaaaaaappp.
    \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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    I've heard that one too many times before. 5.5/10

    (A man is driving down Route 41 when he receives a phone call from his wife.)
    Wife: Honey, apparently there's a car going the wrong way on Route 41. Please be careful!
    Husband: It's not just one car, dear, it's all of them!

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    7/10 hehe...

    Usain bolt broke his previous record at this olympics, soon he'll run so fast that he'll disappear halfway though the race like the car from back to the future then reappear at the end as an old man, and then shouts "beware China" before crumbling into dust.
    The most Superior Snivy. Left, good time here though. I loved this place.

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    Umm. What? 4/10

    A tomato, some lettuce, and a nose are racing.
    The nose was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to catch up.
    Last edited by Tumnus; 5th September 2012 at 2:54 AM.

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    Meh 5/10

    Apparently, Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon...

    ...and then followed them up with, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
    The most Superior Snivy. Left, good time here though. I loved this place.

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    There was a boy who was crossing the steret
    Suddenly a man push him and tell "Dont leave!"
    A bus is coming and the boy run, the man called and say"Here's your bus and dont leave me alone!"

    "Pokeballs are red, water is blue, I came here to search for you and I will catch you!"
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    1/10 ....?

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengence. We'll see about that...
    The most Superior Snivy. Left, good time here though. I loved this place.

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    10/10

    5 out of every 4 people are good at math

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