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    Default Post a pun, rate a pun

    This game lets you tell a funny/awful pun and then rate the one above out of 10. All Sppf rules apply. I'll start. A ship carrying red paint, a ship carrying a small amount of brown paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided once collided at sea. All the crews were marooned.
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    7/10 Wouldn't think of it, but not that funny.

    Here's a classic of mine:

    VolkSWAGen
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    5/10 That's not good *shakes head*

    I heard one the other day, what's green and smells like red paint?

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    9/10 LOL

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    7/10 I got my funny face on.

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    4/10 meh, already heard of it
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    6/10 funny-ish...

    A good pun is its own reword.
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    2/10 don't get it :|

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    whats a budgie? i don't get it


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    8/10 funny

    I thought about making a novel about the Civil War but then it was just gone with the wind
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    00 Maybe it's the American civil war you have in mind, but I don't get it. sorrry.

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    I get it. 6/1o

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    7/10 Kinda clever

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    09 lawl. I like it.

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    8/10 ohh iget it

    they said that i had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O

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    8/10 very funny

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    9/10 looool

    A boy says to his teacher "This morning I eated seven eggs." "No, ATE." The teacher replies. The boy says "Y'know, it might have been eight, but I think it was seven"
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    meh seen better 6/10

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    6/10 It's okay...

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    7/10 i got it, but im not sure about anyone else.

    what is an owl's favorite subject?

    hoostery...(yeah that ones lame)
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    2/10 it's ok...

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    9/10 nice

    why cant you have pokemon at ur house while showering:cause they'll PIKACHU!

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    7/10 heard it already.

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    10/10 I laughed IRL. Surprisingly.


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    Man I was gonna post the one about the bar...


    4/10 haha

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